Judge — January 1, 1887 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Midge: SATISFACTORY. He will “keep me at a distance” For the future? Be it known I'll rejoice at his persistence, For hethen must keep his own. A CHANCE FOR A SMART MAN, When an inventor appears who can make newspapers with ail" enlumn tops," oF build hotels with all" second floor, frat, corner rooms,” he will be the biggest man this side of he m000. vee meantime the public are going to have “ the best thins there is so far,” and in the hotel line this is found at the utevant House, Broadway and 29th st., where the rooms ‘amall good if pot comer ones, and easily reached in a rapid, new elevator. QUEER. Bagley—* Whose dog is that *” Builey—" Mine.” ; _Bagle “* Humph! Hedoesn't look anything ay Wine cculiar medicinal qualities and has attracted the the medical SEER Ce ene er Per cate & CO 735 Broadway, New York. REMINDER. 1s at thedepot;—they must part, Cried he, “Forget me not, dear heart!” Never, no never!” she sobb'd in grief. And the husband left in deep regret; ‘And the wife, so she might not ‘orget, Just tied a knot in her handkerchief. Tradesmen resort to all sorts of devices to attract the, attention of passers-by to their . The best thing for this purpose is the ¢ Window Tapper, which can be had of the Empire City Electric Co., 779 Broadway. ‘A COMPLETE STOP, Conductor—“* Here, my good fellow! don’t you know that if you pull that strap in the middle you will ring both bells ?” Mike—“* Faith, an’ Oi know that as well as yerself, But it is both inds av the car Oi want ter stop.” Etching is growing more and more in pub- lic favor every day. The latest and best examples of the ete An Artistic Triumph and a Popular Success. FOWARD HARRIGAN and THE "REA GANS CROWD. E HTLY. Excrutiatingly ARATLAM and his, popular orchestra. ‘ednesday and Saturday matinees at 2 TADER'S IEAR 29TH STREET Every —75-- _ eee ONE GETS ASR MAbiSeN SQUARE THEATRE, Mr. A. M. PALMER Sir Charies Young's remarkable play, , THE PENMAN, Saturday at 2pm, BROADWAY AND STH ST. . Mr. LESTER WALLACK. Sole Manager. Wrracks, ‘Sole Prop. and Mant MOTHS. THE STANDARD PIANOS OF THB WORLD | The Largest Bstablishment in Existence, | EASES. Prof. Doremus on Tollet Soaps: Lactated Food The Physician’s Favorite FOR INFANTS AND INVALIDS. Leading Physicians of all*Schools, and sections voluntarily testily to its superior merit as The Most NOURISHING, Most PALATABLE, Most ECONOMICAL, of all Prepared Foods. {50 MEALS for an Infant for $1 00. EASILY PREPARED, At Druggiste—25c., Sc., $1.00. §27- A valuable pamphlet on “The and Invalids,” sent free on application. Weta, Ricnanpsox & Co.. Burlington, Vt. Gharpagne ANALYZED Champagne, with a minimum of alcohol, is by far the wholesomest and posesses remarkable exhilarating power, THOMAS KING CHAMBERS, M. D., F. 1. C.D, Hotorary Physician to H. R. H. the Priuce of Wales. Gtrcenmre ia spocally Siapted for Foltet Bath aad Tnfaats " “THEY GO TUGETHER, Pascenger on ocean steamer—''1 suppose the company gives you great latitude in the management of the steamer while on a voyage ” Captain—‘No more latitude than longi-| tude, sir.” MRS, PUGWASH ON NEW YEAR. The proverbial new leaf has grown rather |— dog-carred from being continually turned over. | The postman always manages to have a el ter for you on New Year's. Wien we start a diary how unmomentous our life seems to become after the first month. | Few Yeae’s is a great day for charity balls. | The bore by a basket. From the appearance of the thermometer it| looks as if Jack Frost were going to leave us| his card. Some people expect to be paid for wishing you a happy New Year. Those whom you think the least of always. leave the prettiest cards. People who don't think enough of you to call at other times, generally drop in on New| champagne, whilst only possessing the alcoholic strength Year's. of natural wines, is useful for exciting the flagging powers in In making our good resolutions we are apt] case of exhaustion to forget how long the year is. ¥. W. PAVY, M. D., Procrastination has been the ruin of many a ee beautiful diary. Champagne containing the emallest percentage of spirta fs the most wholesome. JOHN SWINBURNE, M. D., Former Health OMicer of Port of New York. CURE™ DE ‘AF pF feliay Horeites | New-Year' Gifts! utd 4 |qphine, Hand Embroideries and Tapestries. Mexican Statu Pe Ses zs eeeey the a eee ary, Burmese Pottery. Japanese and Green Rush Baskets, Eager shiepee penton tram Rrodicey. Leasons Gi ard fo antral rk wits tat aterials for Embroklery. Lemons Given. on FREE. PHISGOK, t69 Broadway, Ne = Paria /DOMESTICSEWINGMACHINECO, A POTENT REMEDY INDIGESTION, ACUTE iat ATONIC DYSPEPSIA, CHRONIC AND CASTRO-INTESTINAL CATARRH, VOMITING IN PREGNANCY, CHOLERA INFANTUM AND IN CONVALESCENCE FROM ACUTE DIs- able to find himself welcomed | Having occasion to Investigate the question of wholesome beverages, I have made chemical analyxis of the most prom: inent brands of Champagne. | Iftnd G.H. Mumm & Co.’* Extra Dry to coutain in marked degree less alcohol than the others. I therefore most cordially commend it not only for its purity but as the most wholesome of the Champagnes. RK. OGDEN DOREMUS, M. D., 11 Prot, Chemistry, Bellevue Hospital Medical College, X.Y F. RS, Hospital, London. The Juve undoubtedly makes continual pr gress. Better cartoons have rarely been published. | —Hotel Mail, Over 5,000 Physicians have sent to us the most FLATTERING OPINIONS upon DYGESTYLIN as a remedy for all diseases arising from improper digestion. we have manufac- Price, $1.00 MENTS expressly Physicians) use, and for the past year DIGESTY- ‘LIN has been by them exten- alvely prescribed, and to-day it stands without a rival asa diges- GB 2 Uveagent, Itis not a secret remedy, ”) but a scientific preparation, the for- mula of which is plainly printed on cach Its great DIGESTIVE POWER is created by a careful and proper treatment of the fermentsin manufacture, It is very agreea- ble to tot dd acceptable to the moat del! h. © speetfully refer to the WHOLESALE and RETAIL DRU of the country and PHYSICIANS generally. SOLD B’ GISTs OB WM. F. KIDDER & CO., 83 John St., N. Y.