Judge, 1886-12-18 · page 12 of 16
Judge — December 18, 1886 — page 12: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily advertising, with minimal satirical content. The main illustrated advertisements are: 1. **"Electric Tapper" wind-up toy** — a novelty device marketed as an amusing mechanical novelty. 2. **"The Monarch" — a medical device** claiming to cure various ailments by "applying light in the best in the world" through positioning the body; typical pseudo-scientific medical marketing of the era. The page also contains advertisements for Steinway pianos, fur garments, theatrical productions, and various patent medicines (notably "Digestylin" for indigestion, heavily promoted with physicians' endorsements). The brief satirical text at top discusses champagne analysis by physicians. The "Decisions Handed Up" section contains a mild joke about a child's observation about milk. Overall, this reflects the magazine's business model: satirical editorial content subsidized by extensive patent medicine and quack remedy advertising—common in early 20th-century American publications, before FDA regulation of medical claims.
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12 ~ Shornpagne ANALYZED Champagne, with a minimum of alcohol, is by far the Wholmoniest and pomeses remarkable exhilarating power THOMAS KING CHAMBERS, M.D. F Honorary Physician to H. RIL the Prince of M Having occasion to f leverages, I ha fnent brands of Champa F find G. 1. Mumm & € marked degree less alco “6 Extra Dry to contal than the other. 1 therefe pane, whikt only prmwensinge t Al for exeiting the OMe Da, Be Se y's Hoxpital, Lo estigate the question of whokesome | al analysis of the most prom: | ape: Co., Boston. One book is published a month | and the editions from the poets are made with rare felicity, while the original verse is invari- ably good. In the October and November} numbers are poems by a fa | JupGE's readers, Mr. Alonzo known here as The Old Professor. with the tith Stubbletields,” bution for November * Among the hills the squares of gold That check the fading green A sweeter tale to me have told Than many a fairer scene. The Physician’s Favorite FOR INFANTS AND INVALIDS. Leading Physicians of all Schools, and sections voluntarily testily to its superior merit as The Most NOURISHING, Most PALATABLE, Most ECONOMICAL, of all Prepared Foods. 150 MEALS for an Infant for $1.00. EASILY PREPARED, At Druggists—2ic., tite, $1.00, &47- A valuable pamphlet o0 and Invalid,” free on applicati Rien TEINWAY <THE STANDARD PIANOS OF THE WORLD The Largest Establishment in Existence. Warerooms: Steinway Hall, New York. is his contri winding swathes by Like wrinkles ill- By Time on aged be ‘Adorn the stubbletic apers made, We: siapted for Toilets Hath ind DECISIONS HANDED UP. rbury five-year-old boy at the supper of milk which the remark: ening set down a c raised to his lips wil mia, L believe the mi —Danbury News. ‘out any attention. Will be ebipped. carefaly packed, on receipt_of Draft or 0. Onler, OF rent CO. D. on’ receipt one-third the ‘amount, ‘THE EMPIRE CITY iy hale SH te adqustal ery poattion the body (hee | CHIRONT NS CROWD. | for al S xcrutiatingly funny from t Mr. DAVE, he ri HRATIAM and his evening at ® S Wrilnewlay and Saturday matinees at KSTADER'S BWAY NEAR 29TH STREET 8 PERMANENT Ors) MINSTRELS SO—7S fo} ERY ONE GETS A SEAT. DISON SQUAR Mr. A. M. PALM Sir Charles Young's re A kabie play. AN. ‘urday. JIM, THE. PI Matinée Wednextay ALLACK)S, BROADWAY AND 30TH ST. Sole Prop. and Man'r Mr. LESTER WA! K. MOTHS, - I offer SEALSKIN GAR- MENTS manufactured under B oiny personal supervision from BURKE. 214 Broadway. FOR ome jo lnctaral caren, arta Kn 5 NOVEL HAND- SME, FOR SALE EVERYWHERE, The Heat Fitting, the Hest Selling, the Most satlaf Suspender ever offered to the trade, No Harnew C. C. CARPENTER, 557 and 559 BROADWAY, NEW YORK, A POTENT REMEDY FOR INDIGESTION, ACUTE AND ATONIC DYSPEPSIA, AND CASTRO-INTESTINAL CATARR VOMITING IN PREGNANCY, CHOLERA INPFANTU AND IN CONVALESCENCE PROM ACUTE DIs- EASES. EA ep Ean, Darwen ‘and perform the Mention this Paper SELECTED ALASKA SKINS—London Dressed at lowest POSSIBLE PRICES. To measure WITHOUT EXTRA CHARGE. EVERY GARMENT guaranteed to give EN- TIRE SATISFACTION or MONEY RE- FUNDED. nt a choice Sealskin garment from $50 TO $150 on same. ‘all on Established at 210 Broadway in 1262, Over 5,000 Physicians have sent to us FLATTERING OPINIONS upon DYGESTYLED the most as a remedy dineanes arising from Improper digestion, Price, $1.00 MENTS expressly for Physicians? use, and for the past year DIGESTY- LIN has been by them exten alvely prescribed, stands without a rival as a diges: tiveagent. Itt secret remedy, bat a aclentife preparation, the for- mula of which fs plainly printed on each bottle. Its great DIGESTIVE POWER 1s created by a careful and proper treatment of the ferments in manufacture. tis very agreea- ble to to the taste and acceptable to the mont delicate stomach, Eor the reliability of our statements we would re- spectfully refer to the WHOLESALE and RETAIL DRUGGISTS of the country and PHYSICIANS generally, SOLD BY DRUG- GISTS OB WM. F. KIDDER & CO., 83 John St., N. Y.