Judge — December 11, 1886 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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Sages on the president in one batch the other da; | and he knew exactly how to sympathize with PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. Pritt - - - - - - - - W. J. Aueent Vice-President Art Department Rauor - ~~ - Advertising Manager - Hanay R. Hart Beasnanp Gritan | = = = LM Gnxoory | : Prrpenicn W. Nowrnaxo TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS UNITED STATES AND CANADA. One copy, one year, or 52 One copy, six months, or % numbers, . One copy, for 18 weeks, sats Single coples 10 cents exc THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY, | POTTER BUILDING, Park Row, New York, $27 Juvor is for sale regularly at the American Ex- change in Paris and the American Exchange in London. be | F297 An extrasupply of tue Bartuoupt xvamen of the Jeoor now on hand. Call at the counting-room or send ten | cents to this office. So Exon vorce case, you KNow—The Campbell di- A JURY IN THIS CITY was McQuade in the | balance and found wanton. So uct Was been said about that artist | lately that the subject has become ipecaczy. THERE HAS ARISEN an impression that our president is going for the press with ghoulish | are in the actual boxes. glee. It Is THOUGHT Now thatthe neat. great question in national politics will relate to Mrs. J. B. Potter. Lapy Coun CAMPBELL'S MAIDEN, NAME was Blood. We are now called upon to observe that Blood will tell. Joun S. Barsour of Virginia lathering the president, and will shortly take him by the nose and shave him to the quick. Carter Harrison purina his visit here talked enough for | ary men, and in fact like the very old Harrison, ALWAYS READY to help Satan,” says Justin D. Fulton. Don’t be so sure of that, old gentleman. What have you been doing ? Dip IT EVER STRIKE you that cripples and superannuated men were saucier and assumed to have more courage than others? They think it is safe. TWELVE BRIDAL COUPLES called them. Hear that, D. B. Hill? A CONTEMPORARY Says Mr. Blaine’s snub | was a blunder. That is very serious, Whether there was a snub or not, the blunder is neces- sarily unpardonable. AS TO THE PROBABLE destination of the labor vote, we think so ourselves; though perhaps it won't be well to count on it until the ballots EVERY DAY THE EXISTING English govern- ment is making capital for Mr. Gladstone and his policy. Coercion cannot coerce, and bru- tality is unconsciously a great reformer. ATTORNEY STONE was served right. He | ought to have resigned, and as he didn’t do so -| he deserved to be kicked out. And he ought to be man enough not to whine about it. Juv BAKER, who celebrated his election to | congress over Morrison by striking a reporter with a cane, can very easily be transformed into Eheu Baker, and that may mean that he dines on thistles. THE PRESIDENT'S LETTER to ex-Attorney Stone—‘ You musn’t make speeches, but if you do make speeches make Democratic speeches. All others are pernicious even to the point of ghoulish glee.” Joan oF ARC WAS a brave woman, but would she have had the courage to go through | the Niagara whirlpool in a barrel? The de- bating society will discuss that—previously, of course, presenting a vote of thanks to Sadie Allen. “Vicn L'ores to gracious Beatrice’s babby von't look like hit’s pa, Vich I'as the ‘ighest respecks for the Battenbergs, but they ’asn’t ‘ad | hall the hadvantages, an’ wot could you hex. peck? ‘Enery is vorthy enough, but ’e must know as ’e vas brought in as a sort of hemer- gency.—Victoria Guelph. Mrs, CLEVELAND IS TAKEN to task for per- mitting her husband to appe: rat a reception with unbrushed hair and soiled cuffs. But she knows what she is about. Probably the visitors that day were horny-handed and of | the Jeffersonian variety. Look out for THE Curistmas JupDGE. The | finest publication of the kind ever brought out \in this country. Christmas pictures and Christmas matter, and the number double the size of this. Out about the 15th of December. TURN ABOUT IS PAIR PLAY. The president has sickened of the press. His soul revolts whenever he encounters a news- paper. He is a delicate creature and was brought up asa pet. He has not big head, as his Buffalo friends think: the trouble is much nd sick stomach, But what will result when the press in turn sickens of him? Things of that kind have happened, as a number of for- gotten individuals are willing to testify. | | THE PRESIDENT will remove such officials as are nominated to other places by their friends, in case they do not resign. If the rule had been adopted a few years ago Mr. Cleveland would not have been elected governor while he was mayor, or president while he was gov- ernor. It is a curious reflection. PELT WANT. A southern paper says Judge Manning, who is reported to have been overcome by the glori- ous climate of Mexico, has been in the habit of having sprees three or four times a year. We don’t know how that may be; but it has come to be a necessity to send to Mexico somebody who will either drink nothing at all or who is competent in drinking to overcome those mis- erable greasers. No more Sedgwick and no more Manning foolishness at the city of Mex- ico. The country has been disgraced enough. A LONG: Nonopy OF LARGE MOMENT took part in | the Iroquois club dinner the other day, and it | was noticed that such warriors as were present had no feathers in their heads and no war-paint on their faces. Still, the speeches were fairly good. They consisted principally of strenuous A JERSEY SPHINX.