Judge — November 13, 1886 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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3 ANOTHER CHAMPION. =” more or less the way of every American who! road to the dining-room and kitchen is invi- has represented us at her majesty’s court. ‘tingly open. The chairs move easily before Before he went to Europe as minister Mr. her firm hands, and make an excellent step- Lowell wouldn't have cut up young Mr. Haw- ladder reaching up to the favorite set of china. thorne with his large knife as he recently did. |It is quite true that presently the china set is Iustead of covering Mr. Hawthorne with his: dashed to pieces and she has cut her forehead own gore, he would have given him thanks on one of the fragments, but happily she has and su se and general conversation as ino idea of value and a scream or two re would have made the interviewer happy for a/her of pain; so that there is ample disposition month. to wash the kitten in the always handy Ah, Mr. Lowell! how weak is human na-/and generally well-filled boiler. In the midst ture. How easily one’s head enlarges when it of the latter household duty she is captured, is given the requisite opportunity. We see!and perhaps slippered, and directly she is in how it is, gentle but too n poet. We shall! bed and asleep, with marks of the tears that ave to undertake the mission to St. James | followed the outrage on her dignity upon her ourselves. ‘flushed and swollen cheek. : Sor | The JupcE protests against the slippering. THE LITTLE HOUSEKEEPER. Enterprise ought to be encouraged, even if it is What delicious confidence is that of the very | occasio’ mistaken; and it isa safe theory little girl who has made up her mind to| that divine justice will not punish such as sin “Hey, Jimmy; where did yer git der medal—| lighten the burthen of the mother of the do- through ignorance. The little housekeeper fur parlor skatir mestic establishment, She has watched, with deserves nothing more than a gentle rebuke, No, I didn’t, It's a champion medal; I canspit | apparently unobserving eyes, the progress of for her motives were good beyond suspici¢ furder dan any man in de ward 1” Jaffairs from breakfast to bed-time, and away and there be little housekeepers who, subject __ tite aon! | back in her little head are suggestions as to to severe punishment, never recover from thi help and improvement, and a firm determina- | humiliation, and during the remainder of th tion to put in her own and most original lives never look upon a soiled dish or dw work as soon as opportunity offers. upon the various mysteries of housekeeping another, mingled with agomuing wails, “We got the wrong dog after all.” resents these considerations to and Theodore Roosevelt, are soothing. It is not quite pleasant to be hwaten, but how infinitely better it is than to successful. After election it should be the philosophy of tie defeated candidate that he ran to be defeated and succeeded esond MS’ Sunday hat answers the purpose of a wash-tub| Tite Rev. Mary A. Latipor is mentioned Highest anticipations, and’ he should offer MS sith admirable completeness, and the the fau- as ‘the Danicl Webster of temperance re- cet to fill the same turns easily, It is table: form.” These compliments are not wise. | setting time at any hour when Bridgetand the Presently this lady will wear a blue coat with mamma are simultaneously absent, and the, brass buttons and take her brandy straight. ns to] “Some little experience will teach this young, Without a shudder, » The last state of these little hey y lady to be timid. She will presently lose the housekeepers is worse than the first; and as for unquestioning confidence with which she the men they marry, they live miserable lives surveys the small domestic world by which|and finally perish of dyspepsia and kindred she is surrounded. It is a pity that she should, abominations. but she will. Meanwhile, however, her papa’s ——— commiseration to that one of his opponents who irtue of the superior vote recklessly plunged himself into a gulf of dark despair. UNCLE SAM'S: BXNIBIT, The agricultural fair has gone by and the! farmer turns himself to the quiet of home and | the satisfaction attending his well-filled barn and granary and private exhibit of fat and promising live stock. The display by Farmer | Unele Sam is unusually inviting, though not without its peculiarities. The Cleveland cow is fair to look upon, but the mugwump milk it ives is not good as to quality or volume. The Logan Wwar-horse is one of the pets of the farm and will be treated gently and generously until it is deemed advisable to get up some political or other disturbance, when he will bly take his place, with the old flash of dof the cotumn. bit with only peace in view. inksgiving is 1, and warmth and er comfort gages tention of Farmer Sam. farm-house will settle nd only the smoke that ys thereof will tell that DAILY INCIDENTS. is life within. MR. LOWELL'S SENSITIVE SOUL. Mr. James Russell Lowell is not a generous nun. fhe were he would willingly endure a little misrepresentation in behalf of the newspaper interview, which is one of the best of modern newspaper ideas. It is a com. pliment to man to assume that his v I interest, and no man can afford ‘t contempt for either the newspaper or it that when a man has represented this country in England for a time he finds it necessary to put himself on an. imagi pedestal’ and look down on such Ame as invite his courtesy and such Americ ideas as crave his attention ? That is Phelps’s idea more than it is Lowell's, and it has been Rescued from a watery grave.