Judge — November 6, 1886 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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tape: PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. President ~ Vice Tyestdent Art Department Paitor Me W. 3. Aweent Manny R, Hawt Advertising Manager TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS UNITED STATES AND CANADA. THE JUDGE PUBLISHING CO. POTTER BU ark How, BerJevan is for sale American ris and the Ai regularly at the erican Exchange in London. On, Linerty ! what a blow-out we had in thy name, An istered 3 OU AWARE, sir, that if you're not reg- you cannot vote ? JACOBSHARP may not be apprehensive, but he looks upon that Liberty as the most hateful of all satire. WE HAD SUPPOSED the campaign was over, but somebody tells us of an oyster that weig over four pounds. THE QUESTION Is NoT whether Grover land will take a renomination if he but whether he it if he will take it. ANARCHIST Parsoxs’s WIFE claims to be a descendant of the Montezumas, and the publ in to regret that she didn’t hire one of the al halls, ALLEADING prouibitiosist of Atlanta, Ga., was drowned in his own well. When moral reform goes to that extreme it is nothing le: than insanity. ‘THe PRESIDENT having signified his willing- ness to accept a second term, it strikes us that D. B. Hill had better begin his courting with- out any further del Covsiy Nathan H mucel nn perhaps he an has not made the first ad better be forgiven. “On, pear !" exclaimed a lady w crossed to the other side, “I shall look i fright among these angels. My bangs are out of kink and I haven't a hairpin to my name.” BY Mary ANDERSON which Charleston su the dear child back to the American heart . think, that John C. isthe very jt, |@angerous than any t desire. of poor parents, either in Ireland or here, he early learns to look out for number one. — His inflooence begins before he can vote. He be comes a power in his wand, and manages the heelers with great skill, a little money judicious dispensation of cheap whisky. He be longs to “de gang.” He wears a piug hatand clothes that shine with newness—rather lc but fitting him like the paper on the wi Presently he has a gin-mill of his own, or perhaps an establishment for the accommod: tion of gentlemen whose gold and silver plate needs to be melted surreptitiously and with . Prosperity attends him. He He is the n of his lo- He indulges liberally at the Hon. mpbell calls wet groceries, his personal consisting, however, mostly of cham- | least it will just as soon as she chooses to oc- cupy it. | Grover remarkep at Richmond that he met Virginians for the first time on Virginia soil. Aha, old fellow! that was suggestive, but think you the Virginia brethren forgot that |substitute ¢ THE PRESIDENT’S CIVIL-SERVICE ORDER wi fired at the office-holders in the Pickwickian nd it shows t ter all, its au- more sense of a general nature than credited with. sense thor he is popular! buys real estate. for him; the org: calit belonged would not permit it. is when it is practised by ‘0 do their wor | pagne. ; Th y. and three hours.) ppy husband of a It may be . we re comes a cha He evolutes in the rection. The is after him and his It becomes a question enough brain to go to the pen- Pending the decision he struggles u \t . but the traveling is so Ex-Misister Lowe. says Minister Phelps that he ca »mplish it. ‘The public leaves did right in refusing to help Allen T. Rice toa him behind the bars either convict ora presentation at court because Rice had attacked |! and the lesson of his life is re Bayard. Ah, « Whoever wants to be a) Y#in to all the rising aspirants for alder snob, let him beg to be made minister to Eng: | boners. Mand. Thus year in and year out, scores of yea and scores of years out. The fathers of the THE CZAR SHOOTS his best friends city are chosen from the same class and meet This means that the nihilists hav n him the same doom, Will it be necessary present How long, with this state of things in Jy to declare that) Americans shall rule in vogue, will he have best friends or any friends! America, or at least in the larger of the cities atall?) How many steps is it to Russian revo- ¢}, lution ¢ Jacops made up his arr whether he ha ing widow, itenti Jacobs. HOW THE COL ROB US. Mr. Lowell says that if he could afford it he and would live in England, and as it is he will ed atl spend all his summers there. The next Biglow THE EMOTIONAL AFFLICTION, MaCabe': insanity is the pronounce ticle. That of the other indi was emo 1 temporai ims were san dermen IN A DOUBTFUL STATE. time of receiving it, and sane directly after they had buttoned it in their poe But this insanity is more other. repeat It is likely to itself with opportunity. but one sure} cure for it. The per sons subject to it must | be sent to Sing Sing for a term of years Within the “quiet shades of that institu tion comes no temp. |tation, and ten of life there will worl the perfect cure which the victim and | the public earnestly HOW HE EVOLUTES. The evolut , | the New York man proceeds by slow degrees and almost invariably ends at one of three places—Can- hada, the prison, or the asylum, Born * Either (hie) zat’s ze Bartholdi stater (hic) or I'm fuller'n a goat.”