Judge — October 30, 1886 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. President ~~ - 5 5 + WS. Ammen Vice-President <2 = + anny R Mant 3 - = Berviarp Grae = LM. Greoony @..W. Houmra, Ja, ‘Advertising Manager ~ Furpenic W. Nostaasp TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS UNITED STATES AND CANADA. IN ADVANCE, One copy, one year, or 2 numbers, . One copy, One copy, for 13 weeks, te Single coples 10.centa each. THE JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., ARE, 27.5. FerJevoe is for sale regularly at the American Ex- change in Paris and the American Exchange in London. Mr. Bia » but the people turn out and make itseem as if he went—well, bent, you know. ‘THE OFFICE FREQUENTLY seeks the man, but the man generally blazes the way so that it needn't lose itself. Mr. BEECHER STICKS to it that there is no eternity of retribution. To one who loves his fellow-man this is truly distressing. Wuere , that man from Maine, the people cleared the w: “He owns the state,” said Cameron—‘‘this Pennsylvania.” Ir 1s A GREAT TIME for the Daniels; and we do not refer so much to Manning, Magone and Lamont as we do to his honor of Buffalo. THE CONDEMNED ANAROHISTS believe that public sentiment will save them. No drown- ing man ever caught at such a fool straw as that. WHEN THE PRESIDENT heard of the horrors of Sabine pass he immediately opened his heart and sent a message of sympathy to the queen of England. THE CONTEST over Mr. Tilden’s will. shows that the lawyer has yet to be born who knows. enough to draw a will that the lawyers think they cannot break. A CONTEMPORARY speaks of Ben. Butler as the foremost American citizen. If that is the case the gentleman of sulphur must have gorged himself with the hindmost some time ago. =— ‘G LADY wants the World to tell her how s can drop the acquaintance of a man whom she despises. If she has a large brother how would it be for her to get him to drop the man. Tue DEFEAT of Henry George will be a good |us Ferguson must eventually receive all the thing for him. If he he were to be elected |in such a place is suspicious enough without every man who voted for him would want a any corroborative evidence. The man should |farm, and there isn’t enough land to go/have hidden the contents of the bottle within around. jhis hide and thrown the bottle away. This might have resulted in bricks in his hat, but THERE 18 SOMETHING 80 convincing in the| nese are native to the soil and are not dutia- line so often repeated in the newspapers just ble. now, ‘Vote for Ferguson,” that it seems to OUR THEODORE. Bright, bold and beautiful man Theodore. Men women Theodore him. Wealthy, he is yet active and enterprising. Having the means for idleness, he has the heart for hard work. He hunts, he legislates, he writes books, he circulates himself in all proper ways. He shoots grizzlies and corrals votes. He is at home alike in his western ranche and his east- ern mansion. Young in years, he has yet taught wealth, more than any other man, how it ought to live. votes of all the parties. that young THe PEOPLE of Pennsylvania went wild believe in him and over Blaine. There was not a hall in the state large enough to accommodate the thou sands who wanted to hear him and cheer him. Straw. Very large straw, Uncle Edmunds. Mr. TALMAGE TELLS of a blasphemer whose vitals took fire directly after an unusually dreadful course of profanity, and who soon died of the conflagration. It is a sad, sad story. What had become of the fire depart- ment! D FOREVER ! France and the United States are one and indivisible for the time being. Liberty cele- brates Lafayette and Washington as well as Bartholdi and the existing national govern- ment. The hundred and ten years that have ———— elapsed since liberty was proclaimed - here Ir 1s curious that no mugwump has yet re-|have brought to us people from all the rest of fused an office, and the more so because when/|the world, and they will take care that the & mugwump accepts office he stultifies himself |light which shines on Bedloe's island shall and assumes a garb that he declares upon his| never go out. Welcome Bartholdi! Welcome soul is made to cover only scoundrels of the Frenchmen all! Welcome whomsoever shall deepest dye. come for our courtesy or come to abide with us as brothers and good citizens, PHELPS HAS MADE the government, Mr. Bayard and himself ridiculous. Phelps has a| swollen and offensive head. Phelps should be recalled. He is more annoying to the dig- nity at Washington than Mexico and Canada together. WHERE TO CARRY IT. A man has been dropped from the New York custom house for having a bottle in his pocket| The appointment of Cousin Ben. Folsom to “under suspicious circumstances.” A bottle|a consulship shows that it is not necessarily CAUSE FOR REJOICING. SEATED TRaMP—‘ Say, Lord Lonsdale, have yer heard ther news? They're going to do away wid ther silver dollars and use a paper one in place of dem. Lorp LoxspaLe— Blessed ef I ain't glad ter hear that; it was a blamed nuisance havin’ ter carry a pocketful of them big cart-wheels.”