Judge — October 9, 1886 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Send six cents for postaxe, and re cri treen contly tox'ot goods wht ther se: HALES HONEY >< aR 1s FOR? i else kers absolusley ure. Terms mnalled free. TRUE & Co... Augusta, Me, whether she ought to be pleased or offended at the compliment.—Boston Transcript. t street urchin—‘** Get on to the spuds, Tom-} Second ditto— Don't you know’ that, Vy spuds is half masher, half dude, an’ balance collar an’ cane. ‘on to the two, uv’ ‘em stan'in' on the theaytre steps !"—Wash-| ington Crit A Cincinnati old chestnut belle in answering the minister's question when getting married, “Do you take this man for your lawful and| wedded husband?” said “ yes” $0 anxiously that hoth her sets of teeth fell out of her mouth— Kentucky State Journal. ‘A BRAVE HEART. Being Lines on the Death of a Married Man by a Fellow Suferer. Writing poetry with me is not irksome. It is| not hard work, "It does not strain my mind, In fact, I can write poetry readily while using my mind for other purposes, It is not acquired in my case. It is a gift. Ever since I got jerked| around in a cyclone two years ago and stepped ona peat of thunder and broke my leg and con- cussed my brain, I could write poetry like this: ‘Out where the blue waves come and £0, where the Johnny. jump ups smile, sp where the proce hile meet the sky: wi The wife of the eelist, with visage grim, Sits in the gloaming and watches for him. Down In the moist and moaning sea, Down where the day can never come, With staring eyes that can never see And lips tnat will ever continue dumb, With cels in his breast, and a large wet wave, William is filling a waiery grave, Up. where the catnip is breathing hard, p where the tansy is flecked with dew, the vespers soft ax the onton peels ven the echoes the twilight through, ‘The new-made widow still watches the shore, And sits there and waits, ax T naid before, ‘They come and tell her the pitiful tale, With trembling voice and teardimmed ese, Cheeks grow slightly pale. the calm reply: & All our tears are but idle, Go bring in the eels and set him again’ — Bin Nye. GROVER AND THE MUGWUNPS, “The End of the Honeymoon,” in this week's Jvpor, is a very graphic and humorous travesty on G. H. Bo n’s well-known wark with the |same title. Ev: nt Cl land will proba- bly have a good laugh over it, while if Mrs. Cleve- land can only get reconciled to the conception. of having George William Curtis put in her place she may also enjoy it. As for the mugwump bride, her intellectual countenance, so full: of character and sweetness, is suffused with sadness over the cloud which has come over her matri- monial felicity. Perhaps, however, they will yet kiss and make up.—Rochester Herald. ‘A POPULAR PUBLICATION, Under the new management the New York Judge isa decided success. Upon inquiry at the newsrooms in Sandy Hill and Glens Falls last week we were informed the paper surpasses all competitors of that kind. — It is seen everywhere and appears to be the popular favorite. Unlike other papers that make a specialty of cartoons, the JupGe does not hold up one nationality or class to ridicule ; all are served alike. Rich men get a‘ dressing” as well as the poor men. It does not cater toa prejudiced taste at the ex- pense of any people. Corruptionists of whatever party are held up to the public gaze, and hence its popularity. Free lances of the Nast stripe have seen their best days. The new school and JupGr are popular and have come to stay.— Sandy Hill Reraia. “ I should like to box your ears,” said the Chi- on. girl to an audacious Detroiter, and then added, reflectively, ‘tif I could find a box big enough.”—Boston Bulletin, Soenol ) RETAIL EXPOSITION OF ELEGANT FALL NOVELTIES in FINE DRESS GOODS, viz.: Rich Fancy Silk and Wool Plushes, Beaded Effects, etc, adapted for Combination Suits. Also, an exten- sive assortment of New Plain Fab- rics in the latest colorings. KELLOGGS & MILLER PRIETORS AMSTERDAM LINSEED OIL WORKS, AMSTERDAM, N. Y. ESTABLI” “0 1824, GEORGE WEST, MAXUPACTCRER OF ‘GROCERS’ BAGS, | BALLSTON SPA, New York. CHEAPEST AND 8 ROTO Enenavin comicbooks.com