Judge — October 2, 1886 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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President ~ Vice Presistent Art Department - a Manager - Paroenick W. Noste TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS UNITED STATES AND CANADA. THE JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., =. rmaincin: svar, ker-Jeooe is for sale regularly at the American Ex- change in Paris and the American Exchange in London, IF Mr. Curtine is present will he arise and say where he is now ? Noruina is settled in Bulgaria. If they had Buddensick houses there they would scorn to do it. ONE WOULD THINK from Neal Dow's efforts to explain his inconsistency that he had been mixing his figures. WE ARE PAINED to look upon the Canadian troubles as we do upon the sons of most of our great men—they are forgotten issues. Mr. Hearto in his late argument with Mr. Sullivan showed a great lack of diplomac He should have shrieked for the police. WIND AND TIDE seem to combine to help us in our nautical contests with unhappy Eng: | land ; but perhaps we had better keep our powder dry, Mr. SULLIV highly respect by the way, fought entirely with his left in his latest struggle, and perhaps that is why Mr. Hearld got it. SEVERAL HANGES say that President Cleveland is out of the woods, — That may be, but thus far we have not had so much of the Whistle as the pucker. EETING of the Democratic state com se resulted in no serious casualties, but the fall style of hat seems to be too small for the article of head. SGLISH CUTTER needs a kind of weather ally provided for her necessities, That id per ¢ of ocean, and she will scoop what is familiarly men- tioned as the deck. THE UPRISING IN MapRID was of vast im- Siage- the rebellious soldiers wanted a shave or republic, but they are very determined men when they get excited. PROBABL' SHALL There Tf, how dress:c¢ e full di ave to have Augustus signs to the op: still persists in prin, he will g sss to his penitence, It is Now THOUGHT by some that the Sun will supp rt the bones of Andrew Jackson for r, with the intention of ultimately ran- pre not Sus- pect it of such faithlessness to Mr, Tilden. It ts sai that Une gone south tom It must be remar! that it is setting some e: nl rk it if the consequences were eat civil war, we should ret to amount to a IT WAS OBSERVED that Mr. Hiil during his avass of the agricultural districts refused ve his boots blacked and took all the dust he could carry. “1 I nothing of that kind,” he said by way of explanation, “I ought to have h: hickory shirt and a pair of corduroy breeches too. These things take with the yeomanry GEORGE'S NEW SEWER. Lieutenant Schwatka has discovered a river in Alaska and named it Jones, after your uncle George of the Times. This is really a compliment to both the river and the man we must be prepared to have the Tribune explor- ing exhibition, to go out next year, report that the river is as small as a pipe-stem and muddy asa ditch. Because there is nothing in this world that is entirely satisfying, except- th | ay AWIMBLE Pawity pistURBANce. The two T: us what ape what it may but the cooking has been done with a of touch and turn which has won the ion of all. They are good fiddle: good talkers and good fe lows; ther of the two Taylors had ne mto the canvass on a third ticket, as templated, he could hardly have added interest to the most rem: ble canvass in . this country of remarkable polit They used to sa make a man, y that it took nine tailors to Two Taylors of Tennessee are 1 to the task of making political }ment for the entire country, a |oceurred in it anybody mi; muse- not word or an allusion to which ect THE STRUGGLE FON REFORM, We must not expect too much of anybody, During the yacht ra of the |boats got sick and leaned over the railing to jrelieve himself. In the midst of his agony |Mayor Grace appeared on deck, smiling and happy, and somebody cried “Throw up your hat With an expression of intense astonish- ment and indignation the man remarked, sub- duing his throbs with exceeding Uetermina- *T can't do it—it’s gone overboard. We learn from this, dear children, that en- thusiasm is not a thing to be commanded. It must be spontaneous, like sea-si i However Mayor Grace r the reform whose end s his personal ad- vancement, he cannot gi calm to the wa HE WASN'T RECOGNIZABLE. Herr Stravss (yawning)—“ How you vas, Ha ax ine frent, if you vas shat your mot | catiles NEY ven vaca a You don't know nobody no more, ain’d it 7" uth so I can see your face, den mebbe I can tell portance. It is not known exactly whether! who you comicbooks.com