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15 a [ a her mouth and a glitter in her eye, looking very , I carefully into every saloon as she passed along. . When I felt the shock I just thought that maybe INFALLIBLE. she'd found what she was looking for.”—Pitts- burg Dispatch, a1¢ Veer ANEW WAR STORY, 5% ‘A Good-Natured Lieutenant took Medicine for a Wicked Captain, Duri: the war about twenty confederates prisoners were left at, Fort MeHfenry, stored away ina der loft under bs @ morn- FOR THE BLOOD. = ing Captain Ned Bridges waa, playing an,nnc- cent game of cards when the sick call was AN OLD AND RENOWNED MEDICINE § | h rSo sounded—the signal for ailing soldiers to report cer, at the surgeon's office and be examined.“ Lieu- Resse gacnobeir Oe Sera ae ll p ll a tenant,” said Captain Bridges, turning toa young Me ee eee eee ce ree mene te soldier, “answer sick call for me and let us fin- iste FORM) ; sod FOR ALL CONDITIONS ‘Tho Pamous Skin Remedy and Beantifier. ish this game. Go down there and personate me, at ila stort ; + and tell the doctor you want another box of his of IMPURE BLOOD (from acommon pimple | For Use in the Toilet and Bath. [fiver pills.” ‘The obliging lieutenant -marched So. the worst sroptive dlsensss) ils betered to. be aaa out and proceeded with other soldiers, under the better cies any ae! remedy co cork. It SEAR OW 10 CRE A NRALTRY AND PRAILT SEIN. escort of the guards, to the surgeon’s office. When TemOUCIE ithe BLOOD I cies A lot of people (infants and adults) are troubled with | the name of Captain Bridges was called, the li Aumort, and enriches it to a * humor wich develop tate unsightly blemishes on'the — ltenant's face appeared at the. little ‘wind Acalth, lathe treatment of amy humor of the skin its skin. The value of sulphur as a cleansing and purifying bn 7 wy vvion is greatly aided by the ge of GLENN'S SUL, | axent ineverywhere recognized, and there is nothing that Doctor,” he began, ‘them pills you operation is greatly 7 the use : will equal helped me up considerably, but I want PHUR SOAP as an ABLUENT for the poisons of the NY? x. Ithinkanother box will fix me up allright.” Blood an they come tothe surface GLENN'S SULPHUR SOAP “Didn't them pills cure you?" asked the doctor §8-Toavoid imitations and counterfelts, pur- rnal apptication ; used in the bath and the toilet abruptly, looking over his spectacles at the bogus chasers of the genuine HYATT’S LIFE BALSAM Trieiriz. ih wil coco feee the okin: from all jrapar. Brie “No; but another box will fix me, I should be careful to examine the wrapper and circulars tons saceciin Unhe: Stes Seek nod a otha es cient end ink.” “Well, well,” said the doctor, half to around each bottle and see that the address for e0. somtay ox sent by mail oo romps of price and 5 himself, “T'll have to change the i sha you.” Thereupon he picked up a juating 116 FULTON STREET, NEW YORK, OBSERVE THE NAME, glass, and from various bottles mixed the most ison each, ASK FOR AND OBTAIN the new and | ©*N+ CRITTENTON, Solo Proprietor, | infernal mess that mortals ever saw. ‘The lieu- Enproved tyle of wrapper adopted January sat ae! 115 Fulton Street, New York, tenant shuddered. When the villainous com- : Is printed on each packet containing the soap, and for yound was made up the doctor stirred it vig- SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. ‘sale by all Druggists everywhere. orously and viciously, and handing it out said, a “Drink that." The sieutenant be hold of the ta” PIKE’S TOOTHACHE DROPS CURE IN ONE MINUTE, 22 {£)2., Cold chills ran up and down his spine. a 5 ~ — |ruther tak ills. ink it!” © HEART DISEAS Any PAIN or functional DISEASE of the heart, | Goctor, and in the excitement the medi usually called Heart Disease, readily yields tothe use of down the lieutenant’ throat. When the lieuten- ’ ant returned to the fodder loft he was very glum. DR. GRAVES’ HEART REGULATOR, Seba to tas foe 1 ee ors which is sold by all druggists, nx SURE TO GeT THe GENUINE. Pamphlet Free. Address _| tin Bridges turned and asked, “ Lieutenant, git them pills?" ** Naw!“ Well,” said the cap- DR. CRAVES, 116 FULTON STREET, NEW YORK. tain, ** you needn't be so snappish about it. What xitise and = on eave aid the doctor say?" ‘He said he was going to te Corns and Runions. 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ONLY 50 CENTS |NOVELTIES in Fine Dress Goods, save enough out of $10.8 week to get silk dress \, “Smoking.” said the doctor, “ blackens the jviz: BEADED MATERIALS and every three months. n't that require brains? lungs.” *“ now it,” replied the patient, ** but : :. Youcan't save enough from your cgar bill to |then there is no other color more durable or more | Rich Fancy Wool Plushes, suitable buy a neck-tie."— Philadelphia Call, | generally useful than black.” “But,” persisted ea ‘ This, my son, is always an infallible sign that |the doctor. “+ you'll smoke yourself to death.” |for (Combination Suits ; also, an ex- the summer is about over. All the newspapers |‘ Oh, Well then,” calmly replied the sick man, : . : 4 published in villages located, from 300 to. 1,000 | “T/! have my lungs already in mourning," —Bur- tensive variety of Choice Lolorings miles from the nearest creex begin publishing in New Plain Fabrics. “Rules for the Treatment of Persons Rescued nt : nthe ; ane Te | A Christian clergyman once went to an ortho- from Drowning.”—Burdette in Brooklyn Eagle. | age Genagogue with a, Jewish friend, He lis tened to the congregation chanting. “ Mizmat a |L‘David” with usual congregational discord, an ARKELL & SMITHS, |wastota vy his Jewish friend that i was sung to sipceiorcaes the same tune in the days of David. “Ab!” RB, (4 fa - said the clergyman with a sigh of relief, “that roadovayy H 19th st. FLOUR SACKS, |rccounts tyr'it. 1 have often wondered why 2 | it was that Saul threw his javelin at David.”— CANAJOHARIE, N. Y. 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