Judge — September 18, 1886 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK, President ~ Vice-Preaitent Art Departmen Paitor = Wed. Amur Hanny K Hane Bensianp GuLae = 1M. Gurnony OW. Honma, J Prevenicy W. NosTHaxd TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS UNITED STATES AND CANADA. IN ADVANCE, One copy. One cop _bersewe Js for sale regularly at the ris and the American E AL American Ex: hange in London. Rvssta oN Princ has gone.” he rascal ov Mrs, ScHitning aware that she mar- er Ernest for wheel or whoa t SIMULTAN: shn O'Bri ARK } “My wic Heman Clark Time. There are apprehensions nthe obelisk will fall shattered from RS for many hours a indisposition to appreciate the value of tional currency. IF YoU FEAR TO DIE don't call the doctor, Indulge in duelistic correspondence wherein is called for both parties. IF You ask what state he hails from our sole reply is plain; he fills the world of every- whére and his name is James G. Blaine. Tue Brooklyn ruled by Old-fashii le says the County Demoe- s the words “no What is most needed an office cat that knows enough to chew up superfluous words, ATOR FRYE N of a recent how reminds one of the old sug. no particular benefit to es- cape the pan in order to get into the fire. “Gen- don’t want to cut off your own existence, do you?” Mayor Sarit of Philadelphia is bein ed, wicked part-| j vestigated. When we contemplate the iniq ty of the authorities of little towns like that it makes us ill. Is there really no virtue outside of New York t “THE M. HOULD FIT the office,” Sun. That is true. To hold office, according to the existing a of civil-service reform, is to be guilty of wickedness. Let the punish- ment fit the crime. says the SoME OF THE BACK COUNTIES have yet to re- but they will’come up soon as the riversand-harbor appro- ation enables them to enlarge their streams W080 SENDS US pre chestnuts and the bell belongin we shall need but to catch him to wring his | neck. Isa suffering public to be tortured al- | ways with that flatulence ? SDER TO TH returned. E you?” The czar to don't be so infernally all the fatted calf within your garments that you can take care of now “ZAR--** Beloved father, you a fatted calf about | Ir Sepawick had been drunk it wouldn't have done any harm, It would have been merely incohereney of the mugwump kind, | Jangerou A in hi: mugwump cups—he is overcome on- THE OLD AQUEDUCT COMMISSION paid $59,000 ran the bill up to $104,000, business of the new commission to expose the corruption of the old one. _ It will be the mis- sion of the people to expose the corruption of both—and then wh THE PIRATE VESSEL. chts of the Maine waters were threat- ng their kind of CAUTIOUS G: Dupr— You two girls attract his attention ai assistance.” > felony. nnot act | for certain lands, and the cost of the transfer It is now the chief re we going to do about snowy sail and professing prohibitory piety the better to scuttle the winner ; but there has thus far been no scuttling, and there will be none if the pirates are given fair play but treated with the indifference they deserve. A fair race and no favors —that is the motto for polit- ul honesty in all the political yachting that is yet to be done. A PLAG OF TRUCE. | There is an ominous hush quarrel. passed by “Hah ! Y says one Democrat to another, ‘ou see you have been caught.” | ‘*Tadmit it cheerfully,” is the response. |' We are all equally virtuous and good. We love to be caught. Let us discuss our excel- lence over a glass of bee This may mean that it has blown over so far as the Democratic party is concerned. The | elections are not far off and peace is necessary |to Democratic success. But the people ly not a party to this compounding of Have they anything to say about it ¢ THE LATER NULLIFICATION. New York is the most generous city in the world, and at this moment Charleston is the | saddest. Nullification and secession had their quarters in Charleston. The recent dis- ster was almost as bad ; but it is better in this, that it unites the two halves in the com- | mon bond of union which grief demands and generosity is anxious to honor. The first gun on Sumter sent echoes around the world. The first note of distress in rleston went to every northern heart, and awakened feelings of brotherly affection which had lain dormant fora quarter of a century. Earthquakes are not the best things for the restoration of good feeling, and they are never to be encouraged— they might visit us to a damaging extent some day ; but to extract comfort from misfortune and consolation from disaster is a part of the unavoidable business of the common life. Thou erring Carolina, thou tempestuous sister! in the Democratic The period of reform has evidently ENERALSHIP. nd I will get around in his rear and scream for comicbooks.com