Judge — September 18, 1886 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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15 buchadnezzar Snippit. “Yes.” “It will have to be amended by striking out all after the word ‘fools’ now.” “Why so?” “Because Rhode | Island haa become a prohibition state."—Pitts, PTD) YYATT (FR aT SAN burg Chronicle-Gazette, ADDING HYPOCRISY TO CRIME. It is now tke custom in the fashionable circles in the cast to have the marriage certificate bound into a dainty and elegant little plush volume stamped in gold and the clasp ornamented with diamonds. It is open to discussion whether this y P custom will ever gain a foothold in the west or FOR THE BLOOD. ce as not, though we hope it may. It will certainly AN OLD AND RENOWNED MEDICINE Sul hurSoa stance we might cite the fact that we used our stone ae eored hae enia wondered i marriage certificate to wad a shot-gun with while Esp Eee Lay peocoee ttempting to shoot a cat one night several years (AND SCROFULA EVEN IN ITS MOST TER- .—Estelline Bel NILE FORM) | aed FOR ALL CONDITIONS | __ Te Famous Skin Remedy and Beantifer. {IMPURE BLOOD (from acommon pimple | For Use in the Toilet and Bath. to the worst eruptive diseases), it is believed to be pe Ae ae THROUGH THE BLOOD, cleanses it from all HUGE Resale Wetlk she Seen oe Gonbnea ‘ots Aumort, and enriches it toa condition of perfect mors. which devon late unsightly Glembtes “on the Acatth, La the treatment of amy humor of the skin its skin, The value of sulphur asa cleansing and purifying Gperation is greatly aided by the ese of GLENN'S SUL- agent is everywhere recognized, and there is nothing that ficodss Hey cone to the ties, GLENN'S SULPHUR SOAP {2-Toavoid imitations and counterfeits, pur- as an external applicatior chasers of the genuine HYATT'S LIFE BALSAM regularly, it will soon free should be carefel to examine the wrapper and circulars Stloa, taducing lithe, firm Sesh, Tor GO conta, or seat by mail on receipt of price and 6 cents extra foreach cake. Beware of Imitations. 116 FULTON STREET, NEW YORK, ONSRRVE THE NAME. isoneach. ASK FOR AND OBTAIN the new and C.N. CRITTENTON, Sole Proprietor, improved style of wrapper adopted January 1st, 1686, Is printed on each packet containing the soap, and for SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. sale by all Drugyists everywhere. _ n t@” PIKE’S TOOTHACHE DROPS CURE IN ONE MINUTE. -21 H T ISEASE. Any PAIN or functional DISEASE of the heart, E D ¢ usually called Heart Disease, readily yields to the use of which is sold by all druggists, BE SURE TQ GET THE GENUINE. Pamphlet Free. Address DR. GRAVES, 115 FULTON STREET, NEW YORK. GERMAN CORN REMOVER 2iSeezs,cnt Ztumtons, Beware of the many poor imitations, Ask for German Corn emoverandtakencether, Téhaanoequat. | need't show everybody. we are going to play lawn tennis on Sunday afternoon ! The Crowning Glory of Man and Woman is a Beautiful Head of Hair, “Grandpapa, dear, couldn't you hide these Rackets under your’ coat or something? We find considerable to overcome. As a single in- has wrought astonishing cures of RHEUMATISM better than any other remedy on earth, IT SEARCHES ‘ROW T0 GET A HEALTHY AND PEARLY SII. wile PHUR SOAP as an ABLUENT for the poisons of the a smooth assatin. 25 cents a cake; around each bottle and see that the address 115 Fulton Street, New York, 3 DR. GRAVES’ HEART REGULATOR, The young ladies of Bar Harbor have organ- ized a Dream Club, the daily sessions being de- voted to the relating of their dreams of the night alr CV LV UTM _ Jtetore. one ‘young lady, who ate a liberal slice of fruit cake, seven fried oysters and three plates THE BEST OF ALL HAIR RESTORERS. NOT A DYE. of ice cream before retiring, related a dream at THE REVIVUM is the ONLY LOW-PRICED preparation for RESTORING GRAY HAIR to its original color, while it is a VERY AGREEABLE HAIR DRESSING, It will certainly do all it prom- ises, and it is pronounced SUPERIOR to any other Preparation. Put up in bottles of good size, and sold by druggists generally. Ask for HAIR REVIVUM and take no substitute. HILL'S WHISKER DYE (INSTANTANEOUS) IS THE BEST. ONLY 50 CENTS. justice and himself” This is a delicate your- | rope-ean way of putti —Detroit Free Press, A Philadelphia religious weekly informs its readers that Noah's wife was turned into a pillar of salt, If its readers are not aware of the fact that Methusaleh was thrown into the lion’s den, and Adam was swallowed by the 1 lose no time in imparting the information.—Nor- ristown Herald, Magazine editor—‘‘How many new manu- | seripts came in to-day ial Office boy— “Twenty-two, sir.” V k out all that you are able to read and send them back.” “1 can read all of ‘em. sir, exceptone.” “Ah! let me have that—evidently by some noted author.” —Omaha World. When an Elkhart, Ind., farmer was unloading a load of hay which he had driven to marketand sold, he found a very lively rattlesnake in the hay, and in the serpent he found two meadow moles still alive and kicking. If he had kept on and ied the moles he might have found an oil well, ich orchard or something of the kind.—Oil ty Blizzard, I suppose you have heard of the proverb which says that ‘ Providence takes care of fools | and drunkards,’” said Hieronymvas Tuck to Ne- , RYIN" FIRE &BURGLAR SAFES HAVE WO RTEN SROVEMENTs NOT FOUND IN WAKES THAT WILL WELL REPAY AN INVESTIGATION BY-THOSE,EGine 10 SECURE THE BEST SAFE MARVIN SAFE CO. NEW YORK, PHILADELPHIA, LONDON. ENCLAND. the next session of the club that made the false hair of three or fourof the member stand on end. Most of the dreams, however, have a nice young man for their hero, and something lingering, like matrimony, occurs in them somewhere,— Norristown Herald. HENRY LINDENMEYR, Paneer Ware House 15 & 17 BEEKMAN ST., N. Y. 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