Judge — September 4, 1886 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. President ~ - Vice Dr Art Depar baitor Manager Advertising Mana; - J. Ament Haway i. Beaswano Gt 4 vent oer - TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS UNITED STATES AND CANADA. Ty ADVANCE, THE JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., FRAsLN? STUART, 27.3. Ber Jevor be for sale reg change in Paris and the arly at the American Ex: in Exchange in London. tow that if M. Halstead had there wouldn't have been It Is our ¢ been killed in any war. Wuen Mrs. CLEVELAND caught her first fish she exclaimed with enthusiasm, ‘Oh, put him back and give him another term.” THE GOVERNMENT has a perfect right to junket. As long as the press is at home to watch things there will not be the slightest danger. SomEBopy recommends the olive rather than i ce It is true enough that d prefers the birch for us, but then we've got used to that. Tue Guives in the Adirondacks no sooner saw Mrs. Cle nd than they went into rap- tures and drew therefrom a ten-pound trout ; but they said she caught it. THE ALLEGED EFFORT to steal the body of W. H. Vanderbilt almost destroys one’s confidence in human nature—orat least in the faithfulness of policemen and the resisting power of mauso- leums. THE MONUME:! to Grant will never be built, Albany Times, but that to Mr. certain as if it had already been Oh, ve well. These are pretty hard Let us let it go at that. ilden is erected. times, *\ AN ANARCHIST,” remarks the Philadelphia ews, ‘is no more at home in our language than in our country.” ‘The same may be said of a good many natives so far as the language isconcerned. You may have noticed it. Ir Is PRETTY WELL demonstrated by Mr. Blaine’s utterances that we shall have to de- cide in ‘88 whether this continent belongs wholly to Canada and Mexico or whether Un- cle Sam has a right to that portion of it which he tries to occupy AS BETWEEN Grover and David, the former | being killed ; is considerably al This is not because of his superior ability, but is a natural result of the governor's inferior associations. There is going to be lightning in New York politics, and it will strike hard. Mr. Buatve and the Republicans can smite the Democratic party hip and thigh on the tariff question, provided they are able to catch |up with it. The party has tariff convictions, but it 1s as much afraid of then as if they were a sword in the hands of the my. heard of Hubert ery angry. These “Itis too late to WHEN THE PRESID! Thompson's death he w things annoy me,” he employ a new physician or discharge the old Jone; but, by heaven! I at least remove the collector of the port of New Yor! My Gop, WE bt claimed one of the go anarchists when the jury rendered its dict, and he fell fainting into his chair. » is quite a difference between killing and but there are men, curiously |enough, who know nothing about it until they are made to face the latter alternative. iT v The A BRUTAL We are not sure, indeed, that Colonel Lamont would not make a very good successor to Presi- dent Cleveland.—Rochester Herald. We know of no case in which invasion of the right of privacy has gone further. proposition is the most dastardly of all impu- dence. To say nothing of Mrs. Lamont, the feelings of President Cleveland are of some |moment, we hope; and doubtless Mrs. Cleve- land will be as much offended asanybody. The The| recklessness of the American press is the yres evil of this period, and the Rochester Herald should offer an abject apology or be suppressed, THE MAJESTY OF JUSTICE. The law is merciful with the seven Chicago anarchists under sentence of death. It will kill them as easily as possible instead of sub- | mitting them to the butchery of the bomb. | And this is a better argument beh: than the anarchists could offer against it i tried a thousand years. Though it must be ad- mitted that mercy to such as they stretches the | principle rather more than they will stretch te rope. HIS PROGRESS BACKWARD, 8 says that unfortunately he cannot speakin; himself with | no loss to the government, we believe, and he is the man without a country from deliberate |choice ; but what a rarely felicitous way it is to stand for the exploded doctrine, as he used to present it, of state rights. Your bourbon never forgets and never learns. It was said of him afoh de wah, and it will be true of him along in the back end of eternity. THE The dog-days have gone. The catch for the | season has been more than usually larg | includes some of the most vicious of the family. The seven dogs whoare being dragged to the scaffold in Chicago are going to geta more honorable death than they deserve, for door-yard.” “The idea o' these (hic) tele-g-r-aph wires! 4 man even gets tangled up in 'em in his (hic)—hisown comicbooks.com