Judge — August 28, 1886 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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NINETY-FIVE IN THE SHADE: My muse is exhausted, and why not? The day is as warm as a pie hot The birds dinna sing, But with low, trailing wing, sit, every one, with a dry throat, piano or high note. even the rill, seldom is still, sound where it gushes: But with soft, lazy blinks ‘0 the king That pants in the shade of the rushes fisher winks My muse slightly nods, and why In such a The arched, tropical hot day hollyhocks swoon he kisses of noon; Not even a breath is afloat now— Not a sigh nor a whis; Nota ing note now, out— i out. rover, reath is hyr’s play ham of th bumblebee, on the lea In the cool, purple depths of I but my using her wing asa fan, sir; Her rich golden curls Lie afloat, li irl's, Loose tossed in the freedom of slumber When + her pulses en Kent, rest thee, my muse Nor the moments abus ical distich ¢ jose thy br the clover, muse makes ne answer ; By ly he eye isa pri jous than richest bonanza, JOUN MENTO! BASEBALL SLANG. A few days what is called the ional pane" with a few sarcastic t asked for a definition of some ks explaining about a game he wrested in, and he quic nee couldn't und only suggest that nus of sor paper in quest of the kne AN UNGALLANT TRUTH. “Those people who are opp osed to the bill legal izing m: with one’s sed wife's sister,” a cynical bachelor, making amount of a me hill. dom marries twice into the same family.” ‘T've noticed that my- self,” added an innocent young lady, and often wondered why it was so.”| in nerally somuch a man would zular Job to marry than onc of them. Ww contains fourteen lines, our sonnet magazine p prehend that every four teen lines don't make a sonnet ets si n enthusiastic player of |S favored |¢ because wssions he ly sat down | ( The effect of a half-h Mages TWO PROPOSED LANDINGS. ot pray? | “Say, Tom, us a boost—it “I land me and won't hurt mo a bit. sover}—"T sev a pateh that I'l burt you considerably, young Tdid so, and this is what I brief paragraph only. And I submit this question to any Does it follow that if comprehend the mysteri¢ jcontained in this deserip' vas deficient in found in one respectfully who re m {a Is this clipping woman cannot a game she is |devoid of even averaye intelligence ? Burns planted his number nines firmly be- e the plate and ad been don hin, eaug on the he Wester. the leather. ne, and the as earned forthe Little was cleverly thrown out eal second, and Tucker fell an ,jeasy vietin Whieele lin died at Tu aM jAnnis went out at first ’ | stopped rannin followed Annis’s examplh was| first of the tw k out Trott’s fly to Battin time, and Smith first. | Knowlton SITTING DOWN UPON THE FASHION. yur ride in the car upon the beautif on the water- | found out how it. was himself and fanned the air three times with his bat. Greenwood put one in McLaughlin's pocket; Burns hit safely, but Coogan’s fly to Mansell left him on base ith captured Higgins’s high one and Battin and Hughes struck out Now what I want to know is thi do they use a plate when playin I what do they do with it? ; Hor tin # Did Burns eatch the ball on the ball’s or did the ball cateh Burns on Burns's What kind of leathér did the Westbe filders recover, gnd what were the Westby |{fielders, anyway ¢ sort the that Ce : Why ball and Do they use | nose Wha of thing was n used to bring Burns home with, and couldn't Burns have gone home withoutit? If Wheelerand McLaughlin | died at Tucker's hands could not the latter have been arrested for murder? How did Knowl |ton find out how itwas himself, and why did he fan the air with his bat? How could a fly pa man from running, and what did Greeit od put one of in McLaughlin's pocket ¢ What did Tucker fall an easy victim to, and was it not absurd for Coogan to try to steal when ‘there w people around ¢ What was Higgins’s ‘hh one,” and when Battin and Hughes struck out who did they hit? These of the questions asked my fi and to me they do not seem so very |absurd “MARIE FLAACKE. so mar WELL POSTED. I'm collecting funds to build an institution for incapacitated actors,” said a philanthropist |to a rich man, 1 would like to n the noble cause * An institution for incapacitated actors, elt mu won't ge nt out of me for any such have your purpose.” “And why not inter may I inquire?” mildly yrated the philanthropist > “Because,” said the capitalist, “LT think there are enough insane asylums in the coun try already.” IGNORANT OF ITS USE. A benevolent old Jady presented one of the anarchists with Atle the man was using it for a growler. wash-basin, accounts Castles in Spain cost little to construct great eal to demolish, but a WHAT EXPERIENCE TEACHES. f you tell te 1 of book | | id the “what syste me,” s ner, keeping is in operation in ‘Double entry, sir,’ rect m and now can a definition of double entry ¢ sir; the one en nd the jother for the , [2s 3 ght to tl O'Donovan fellow are embodied which the wished he said, |* Pate the last refuge of the scoundrel.” |Rossa and his dynamut jail the to tism is 1 bustle. comicbooks.com