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This page is predominantly **advertising** for patent medicines and commercial products typical of late 19th-century American magazines. The ads include hair restorers (Hair Revivum), blood tonics (Hyatt's Life Balsam), soap, and safes. The only satirical content appears to be brief **comic snippets** with attributed quotes: - A joke about kissing twice during rain - A comment on lawn parties becoming "forlorn" when it rains - A funeral sermon joke about divine Providence and an unexpectedly prosperous man's death These are mild social humor rather than political satire. The "Queen of Beauty" illustration on the left appears to be decorative advertising copy. The page reflects Judge's business model: satirical magazine content subsidized by extensive patent medicine advertisements—many making dubious health claims (blood purifiers, heart regulators) that would face FDA scrutiny today. This was standard for American periodicals of this era.

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rape: “Bulphur Soap" secured by Letters Futent. A ar [Rieu HYATT’S INFALLIBLE LIFE BALSAM FOR THE BLOOD. AN OLD AND Bt THE BEST OF ALL HAIR RESTORERS. NOT A DYE. The Crowning Glory of Man and Woman is a beautiful head of Hair. THE REVIVUM is the SCROFULA, (1 FORM), and BLOOD (from a common pimple to the worst eruptive diseases), than any other remedy oo earth. IT SEARCHES THROUGH THE BLOOD cleansea tt from all humors, and enriches tt to a enndition of ONLY LOW-PRICED prep- aration for restoring Gray Hair to its original color, while it is CERTAIN and SUPERIOR in effect to FOR THE TOILET AND BATH. How to Get a Healthy and Pearly Skin. A lot of people (infants and adults) are troubled with humors which develop into unsightly blemishes on the kin The value of sulphur as a cleansing and purifying agent is everywhere recognized, and there is nothing that will equal | perfect health. In the treatment of any humor of the skin {ta ‘operation is greatly aided by the use of GLENN'S SULPHUR SOAP as an ABLUENT for the poisons of the blood as they. come to the surface. To avoid {mitations and counter- felts, purchasers of the genuine HYATT'S LIFE BAL- SAM should be careful to examine the wrapper and clrcu- lars around each bottle and see that the address, 115 FULTON STREET, NEW YORK, is on each, Ask for and: obtain the new and Improved style of per adopted January Ist, 186. any other preparation,--and is A VERY AGREEABLE HAIR DRESS- ING. Put up in bottles of good size, and sold by Druggists gen- erally. Ask for HAIR REYVI- YUM and take no substitute. wrapt C..N. CRITTENTON, Proprietor, 115 Fulton St., N.Y. And sold by all druggists. Send for pamphlet. HEART DISEASE Any pain or functional disease of the heart, usually called Heart Disease, readily yields to the use of DR. GRAVES’ HEART REGULATOR, which Is sold by all druggists—Be sure to get the genuine —Pamphiet Free— Address, DR. GRAVES, 115 FULTON STREET, NEW YORK. GLENN’S SULPHUR SOAP as an external application; used in the bath and the toilet regularly, it will soon free the skin from all Impurities, inducing lithe, firth flesh, and a skin. as clear and smooth as satin. 25c. a cake; three cakes for GOc. or sent by mail on receipt of price and Se. extra for each caki Ox Heware of imitations. Observe the name C. N Crittenton, Sole Proprietor, 115 Fulton St., N.Y. printed on each packet containing the soap. And for sale by Druggists everywhere. Kills Cornsand Bunions. Beware of the many poor imitations. GERMAN CORN REMOVER Ask for German Corn Remover and take no other. Ithas no equal. PIEE’S TOOTHACHE DROPS CURE IN ONE MINUTE. GEORGE WEST, should say ‘Kiss me twice.’"—Pittsburg Dis- t | Fl patch, GROCERS’ BAGS,) RE &BURGLAR A lawn leasant enough until it begins to rain. — The it becomes a forlorn party.— Lowell Citizen, | ARKELL & SMITHS, MANY -wtED MANUPACTRERS OF HAVE Me ATENTE PROVEMENT NOT FOUND ! FLOUR SACKS, p CANAJOHARIE, N. Y. 6 OTHER MAKES _ —— THAT WILL WELL REPAY AN Bore ee, | INVESTIGATION ~O—JOSEPH P. FELT & CO. ELECTROTYPERS, BY THOSFyrgime TO SECURE No. 28 Rose Sraecr, NEW YoRK. THE GSES MARVIN SAFE CO. NEW YORK, PHILADELPHIA, LONDON. ENCLAND. “Truly the ways of the Lord are past finding out,” said the minister in the funeral sermon. “Here we have a man in the prime of life, with a loving fai surrounded by hosts of friends, prosperous in’ business, blessed with a goodly storé of this world's goods, upright, trusted and| respected by all—one day he goes about his busi-| ness happy and contented and the next he see a) woodcut of himself in a St. Paul da goes out and jumps into a sixty-fect well we must not question the ways of Providence. | Let us sing the fifteen-hundreth psalm."—Estel-| line Bell, | “Tam the ruler of America,” said bold Ben \Butler to Lieutenant Henn, as he boarded the |Galatea. “Why, Mr. Cleveland, this is an unex- pected pleasure,” exclaimed the lieutenant as he \turned and ordered a presidential salute to be fired. “Eh-h! There's a slight mistake,” hem- med the doughty hero of Dutch Gap. |“ I mean |I am the ruler of the yacht America.” ‘Great *\‘evins! I thought you meant the country,” re- plied the bluff Englishman. —_“t Howsomdever I) rtily glad to see yeh, Wot'll ye ‘ave to —Phil, News. A boy about ten years of age was rushing along the street of a Dakota town as fast ashe could run when he happened to meet his father.“ Here, |hold on !" cried the parent grasping him by the| arm, “you'll make yourself sick running 60 on| such a hot day. “L-L-leggoo’ me, dad!” boy; “there's a bully wanter go and "— the father, getting excited, tt ! what are you standing here for? Go on quicker 'n’ lightning and show me where it is!" and the boy dashed away making frantic efforts to keep ing stepped on by his parent tearing hind.—Estelline Bell, METAL PLATES rom Cmonavens 4 Sprciacry. VICTORIA HOTEL, STH AVE, BROADWAY, STH AND TTH STS. ican and European plan. H. L. HOYT & CO., Proprietors, QUEEN OF BEAUTY Isthe most Come on home to dinner.”| nted the half exhausted Jog fight down here and I “Dog fight !" exclaimed “Great Scott ! what DAVIDSON & GO., TAILORS. Cox. Beekman & William Sts.; WEWw Tor=. wildly comicbooks.com