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Siapes 15 of belief that they “must go.”—Pittsburg Dis- claimed the barber, in an injured of course Ido; but I don't it m sure I never say anything.’ anybody. adelphia Call, | ly recently sought to instruct her little 1 in relation to the provident “Who gives you your daily asked she. ‘* Dod,” replied the child, cle John puts the butter and sugar on, fort Times The grandson of Paul once knew iy hild Revere is dead. We man who owned a pair of white ireeches that belonged t » Paul Revere's brother. Well, well! So Paul's grandson is dead, eh?— Rochester Post-Express, The low, plaintive noteof the mowing machi now comes from the meadow, relieved occasi ally by the wild, unearthly yell and blighting profanity of the hired man. The former has cut a couple of fingers off the latter.—Extelline Bell. Hie |R THE BEST OF ALL HAIR RESTORERS. BYIVOM, NOT A DYE. The Crowning Glory of Man and Woman is a beautiful head of Hair. 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GRAVES, 115 FULTON STREET, EW YORK. e of the many poor imitations. take no other. Ithas no equal. IN ONE MINUTE. a SETS PIEE’S TOOTHACHE DROPS CURE “How differently the ladies dress at the sea- side for the bath in the morning from what they do for the hoj ight,” said an observer at) Nantasket the other day.’ ‘In the morning the| skirt of the dress is abbreviated for the bath ; in the evening the neck of the dress is abbreviated | for the hop.”"—Boston Courier. “Do you like a mustache beside her gazing on the rising moon ; “Task because there are young ladies who say they are| h “Tdon't know,” she replied innocently, like one or not. I never had one on| my lip.” “Oh!” he exclaimed, with a long- drawn breath; then he drew her closer, and there was a sound as if a bird had chirped.— Boston Courier, he asked as he sat The custom of putting mummies, withered vir- gins and superannuated, if important, widows on postage stamps should be abolished. The most. beauteous infant may imbibe ugliness from an| nurse, The public should not be victimized by stamps bearing images of Gorgon-like horror. The Jupce says, ‘‘ A new postal stamp for the! English service is to have a picture of Victoria as she appears now. It. is mistaken enterprise. There is nothing ‘pleasing about the features of our aged friend, and in our opinion the stamp won't sell half as well as the earlier ones.” And there isa great deal of sense in it. Give us Molly Anderson, Kitty Field, the ducky of Manchester, Lily Langtry or Lily Grubbonourstamps. Away with mummified goddesses and aged queens.— Philadelphia News. THEY ARE ALL “ ROUSERS.” “Our Political ‘ Wild East,’” the double page cartoon of JupGE this week, isa rouser.— Yonkers Gazette, GROVER'S FAVORITE BRIGADIERS. The current number of the JUDGE has a good one. _ Its point is easily recognized. It represents the president signing a pension veto and explain- ing his purpose to a wounded veteran while an ex-confederate brigadier, probably connected with the pension office, holds his face to conceal a smile.—Lockport Journal. CHEAPEST, CLEANEST AND BEST. For some weeks we have been publishin; advertisement of the New York JubsE, the fi illustrated paper which under its new m: ment has shown such marked impro \from week to week; and during that time its sale in this vicinity has been greatly increased. This might look a3 though we thought our adver- tisement was what did it, but we don't. The | fact is, it is the periodical itself and its “drawing | qualities.” There is not, and we doubt if there ever has been, an illustrated journal published so brim full of clean, sharp wit and sarcasm, both in print and picture, as every week come to our table in the Jupoz. It deals pertly w society, city and country life, and powerfully with politics ; and with all its bright, sharp pen and pencil dealings there is never alow or even linferior or “shady” reference. It is the most | attractive and sharpest and best general and pare ticular regenerative journal published. The Jupor is on the highway of immense success and well deserves its position.—Jlion (N. Y.) Citizen. an ive, comicbooks.com