Judge — June 19, 1886 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE. JUDGE. PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. W. J. Aweent, Haney TR Hare - Mensianp rte - = LM. Guroony GW. Hots, Je, Pannenick W, NosTRax Paitor Manager Advertising Manager TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS UNITED STATES AND CANADA. IY ADVANCE, THE JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., rmaimin? SavARE, 2 FOUR DOLLARS A YEAR. y letters rrach ut mggesting that Jevox ought to be furnished to yearly subscribers at the same rate as certain other well-known periodicals, four dollars a year. This is difference in behalf of the regular subscriber which ts his and the publishers accordingly announce that from this date Jepox will be sent to any address one year on re- FOUR DOLLARS, 10 be paid invariably in adcance. The price to etofore. ‘THERE 18 TOO MUCH newspaper for two cents. Mr. Powpery has ceased to rule. Whom the gods would destroy they first make knights of labor, Sreecues BY Mr. Buaine resemble the open- ing guns on Sumter—they are heard all around the world. ‘ KELLY was a good, honest man; and w of his peculiar politics he must be r lonesome over there. Most’s paver says Brutus sleeps in America. Well, if he pays for his lodgings and occupies the bed like a white man, who cares ¢ Tue smite of General Logan about these days climbs to the roots of his hair and light- ens up the surrounding landscape like a burst of sunshine through banks of inky clouds. A rarer of North Carolina says Jefferson Davis ‘disports from the button-hole of a matchless reputation the pure white rose of a blameless life.” That’s nice. Whose grave did he pluck it from? THE LOCAL STRIKERS have taken to strikes to show what they can do, and to returning to work without accomplishing anything to show what they can't do. That is what most peo- ple call childishness. GENERAL MILEs Is not startlingly successful in his alleged hunt forthe murdering Apach A recent dispatch from General Geronimo reads, for instance, ‘‘ We have met the enemy and he is Miles—ahead of us.” Mr. BEECHER now says the double-eared If the old gentleman | continues to mix his metaphors in that way he can't sell poetry to a single one of the 600 great animal yearns for swill and unrivaled literary syndicates. Rost E. CLEVELAN! for somebody he can't find. Wuex Mr. Curv quired anxiously, ‘Has Augustus Garland arrived 7” The answer was “No.” said Mr. Cleveland hastily, ‘let the procession proceed to mov VICTORY IN DEFEAT. Mr. Gladstone is beaten, but he has won a s built up a magnificent| party within afew weeks, starting it from the ground and against the most intolerant of preju- great victory. Heh diceand tradition. He has very nearly succeed- ed in winning success in the party's first cam- paign, and he has at least made its success not | i To have done this against the wealth and interest of the governing classes, in spite of the prejudice of the govern- only possible but probable. ment above the parliament, and in the teeth of opposition so bitter that it threatened as se-+ SOCIAL int. Not but thet’s she’s doosed fwine gal at my head outwageously, but doz'ns of know’s serious thing. Now when I can fi fo' myself, with gwace, beauty, culcha an’ to pweside pwoperly ova’ a mawnshun ; who are blue blood, wayback—en fact, an awngel goes into private life with the respect and the best wishes of the people she has so faithfully served ; but there isa man somewhere anxiously looking around sp had gotten himself realy for the impressive ceremony he in- “Then,” |° table, and the Dublin par! Bertie Titmouse. (to Pinkey Small)—*‘ Na, rious a revolt as ever was threatened by the home rule party of Ireland, is to have accom- plished a miracle in politics that only a few months ago would have been deemed impos sible. It has been a splendid fight, and a vic- tory has been narrowly escaped that might not reasonably have been hoped for. The grand }old man was never so grand as heis to-day, and if he were to retire from po mainder of his life he would go with the step of a conqueror, In the changes which are to occur as a re sult of the temporary check to the cause of home rule it will not be strange if the Glad- stone party does not entirely hold its own; but 1 |it has been demonstrated that home rule is in- ment is as fixed a fact as if it already had an exis THE FISHERY AT WASHINGTON. The fishery that our able and experienced experts of the congressional rod are most inter. ested in is accurately represented on our double page to-day. These fishermen are evidently provided with bait, so they needn't be troubled about that. They resemble the amateur in this It is the first business of the amateur line to look out for bait, the little mat. ter of hooks and lines being a secondary con- eration. Ordinarily a quart of bait is sut- | ficient, but there are those who provide more | than they can carry. The golden fish for which these experts are SATIRES, old chappie ; ‘sure ya ‘pon honna! Nothing y’ know, ‘n all thet, an’ she hes thrown herself n are doin’ thet, y’ know. But marrage y’ ind a dea’ little wosebud who'll wasshup me pawfect refinement ; who has been twained will neva’ kick up wows, an’ whose famil and woman combined, as I might say—with plenty of cawsh of course, then I'might mawwy her.” comicbooks.com