Judge — June 19, 1886 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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KELLOGGS & MILLER PROPRIETORS AMSTERDAM LINSEED OIL WORKS, AMSTERDAM, N. Y. ESTABLISHED 1824, eigenen Sony fox ot ees which APRIZESA22 wil bea Fight away than anything else inthid world. Fortunes await tbe w ervalsotutely sure. Terms mailed free. TRUE CO, JUDGE. Oil has been discovered in the heart of Denver. It see der nowadays to discover a place where oil can’t be struck than to discover oi Philadelphia News. Mary Anderson is said to have purchased a stock ranch out west somewhere. Perhaps Miss Anderson inteads to r: an American stock company.—Chicago Rambler, The motions of a man with a bug in his ear are slow compared with those of a man who has | driven ten miles to a trout stream and forgotten to take his fly book.—Dansville Breeze, Visiting clergyman, in Indian nation—* Aj all these Indi 5 is Comanches * some is Episcopalians." —Teras Siftings, A man named Timothy Dwight has just been elected president of Yale college, He is said to yeast in it is a much better br: vened bread. This proves beyond all question the wise men came from the yeast.—Lynn Union, ollector)—‘* See Mr. Smith?" Empleo Was he an- ling upon him?” Col He asked me to call again."—New ou notice that ambulance we just “Why, thac was Harry Brown's turn What made you think it was an ambulance wagon?’ May—" Oh, I noticed a young man in it had his arm out of place."— ‘Detroit Free Press, “You say the trout. w © Yes, si “And he got away from you ‘ou take an oath to that ighed ten pounds?” rout Lever saw.” Win “Til take no more pout it when he got man. Now isn’t he an angel?” said the fond mother How in his chair at the A sort of destroying al father, as he saw a angel,” remarked the | costly dish go spinning to the floor with a crash. —Yonkers Statesman. Young ladies should never laugh when a digni- fied Harvard student sneezes his eye-glasses off ina horse-car. H ductor, who isn't looking, and take on them by refusing to whistle.— Journal, On receipt of a full confession and apology Messrs. Cleveland and Lamont will be forgiven for violating the health and custom laws and the appropriation of a government vessel for private use in landing the bride twelve hours ahead of her fellow passengers on the Noordland.—Elmira Advertiser, r Somerville parked at the opera one night last What a lot of married people there are here to-night!" “How can you tell th urried 7” was the que “Don't you see 3 the answe he men don't do any talk- hardly a corsage bouquet among Detroit Mercury. NEVER CHANGES. Brown (amused)—‘* What makes you carry such a bludgeon of a walking-eane—it looks like the limb of a tree f” Merritr (proudly)—* That's the style now. | The latest thing out, don’t you know.” Brown (patronizingly—* You're young yet, my boy; when you get to keep house you'll soon see that the latest thing out is gen- erally the hired oul 7 A NECESSARY “CHANGE, SporTSsMAN (a former er resident of Canada)— IT would like to have a little trout fishing be- fore the season is over. Can you advise me as| to the best place to go | are some private ponds over on Long Island which you can lease. The owner used to pound for all the fish they caught, but they were such poor anglers that he now rents the or! ponds by the hour.” h waiter—| * charge the club dudes of New-York a dollar a best For worn-out.” “run-down.” debilitated schoo! teachers, housekeepers. and i re best af alt ‘lee is sold. by dru pper around bot bottles for 85.00. ‘A large treatise on Diseases of Women, profusely illustrated with colored plates and numerous wood cuts, sent for 10 cents Disrexaany MEDICAL AssoctaTion, (3 Matn by Dr. Pleree’s ak A druseiste. EMERSON; ALBOMENOID rm For all derangements of the stomach and bowels, with children or adults, ts unrivalled. “Tt ix soothing and healiny to the stomach, allays inflammation, cures constipation ani Permanently relieves dyeper “This food! contains no drug, medic recommended by all phyxiclans. 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The last number of JUDGE illustrates. pc fishing trouble and the disaster which impends from the free trade propaganda. The first cartoon is most effective.—Hochester Democrat. comicbooks.com