Judge — June 5, 1886 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE. LUNDBORG’S PERFUMES, Landborg’s Perfame, Edenis, Landborg’s Perfume, Marichal Niel Rosa. Lundborg’s Perfame, Alpine Violet. Landborg’s Perfume, Lily of the Valley. LUNDBORG’S RHENISH COLOGNE. + cont Samples of ail the abot A box contalning, Ramp! ye alt ba named) for 7 Cente-Woney Su; LADD 'S COFFIN, 24 Raralay 8.,Sew Tere, / EARL SWILS ny (| _ COLLARS & CUFFS | BEST IN THE WORLD SECURITY MUTUAL BENEFIT SOCIETY OF NEW YORK, NO. 2833 BROADWAY OPPOSITE POST OFFICE. ONLY TWELVE ASSESSMENTS Have been levied from 1881 to 1886, averaging three a year, and making the cost for assessments toa man of 40 years but #4.40 a year for each $1,000 of insurance. Send for Circulars. Agents Wanted ! tr Remanes Sot N's ¢ employment offered energetic and at rellable me LONDON. SUCCESS, ' JOHN HAMILTON & Co.'s ENT PORTABLE TROUSERS STRETCHER, Awar SILVER MEDAL, ternational Exhibition, 1884 THE LATEST C4 o are ron eth and shape, and Knee” is dispensed BY the uso of this rovention restored to thelr original 1 the objectionable *agsing at Th TENSION is obtained bya SCREWED ROD The Hod is Jotnted and the whole can be packed In | ai by 6- RETAIL PRI NICKEL PLA D ine Unless Stamped JOHN HAMILTO: Pat Note—Manufacturers, sellers tnx to ‘and buyers of Stretchers hav- ‘rew-rod in combination with clamps, are hereby cau- hat we shall defend our rights and prosecute dll (n fri Oca Sous Aamwrs in the UxtrED TarTea (to whom all correspondence should be addressed) are: GW SIMMONS” HISTOR MASS. “|THINGS ONE WOULD RATHER HAVE LEFT UNSAID. Dearest FRIEND (admjring ‘the néw portrait)— “How aweet ! How charming ! flow pretty ! And yet so like you.” plied, ‘You must really pardon me, sir. go up and make the fire myself.’ “What a strange man your clerk is,’ said I to the proprietor of the hotel. He is_a great philosopher,’ the proprietor replied. ‘Do you know what he would have done had he not chewed that rope?’ + Well, he would haveshot those men. When a man gets mad he grits his teeth, and then, find- ing no satisfaction he adopts violent’ means. Some time ago a fellow, just for mischief. slipped | (> behind the desk nd cut’ the rope, and then, be- fore the clerk had noticed his loss, the fellow made some complaint. The clerk wheeled around grasped the air, and then, in a rage, jumped over ee desk, seized the offender and almost killed him.’ ‘He is a remarkable man,’ | “*The most consistent and docile man in the | world so long as his rope is in working order, Some time ago: the proprietor of a large hotel came here, and after witnessing a few perform- ances offered the clerk a large salary to leave me | and go with him, but I raised his salary and suc- ceeded rope in his mouth again. Do you see how much of the rope is wound above? Well, as soon as he chews the knot off the end he lets down the rope | and ties another knot. months he has worn out three sets of teeth. Se that man with the small grip-sack? He isa dent- ist and has come aronnd to work on the clerk’ teeth. T'll tell you what's a fact, that fellow is the most_perfect philosopher I ever saw.’”"—Ar- kansaw Traveler. T will GETTING ACQUAINTED. | “It is a little cold to-day,” remarked the new | boarder at our cafe, who appeared to be a bash- ful man, as he seated himself opposite the old gentleman with the bald spot on his head and the triple wrinkle in his chin. ess it is,” was the reply. “The beetsteak, the mutton. chop, the roasted side,” bawled out the waiter. The bashful man, who was not very hungry, took the chop, while the bald-headed man, who looked as though he were good for the whole ani mal, chose the roasted ox.. While waiting for the ¥ iands the bald-headed man chewed a tooth- ic Phe bashful man made up his mind that it was “now or never” if he wished to form a valuable acquaintance, so_he began again, nervously : there isn't'as much talk about the elections now as there was a week ago.” {Continued on 15th Page.) _ | will open JU Circulars and, holding him, Look at him! got the | Within the past gel beef, the pig’s liver sliced on toast with a foot’on | bur. reine bn 2 baay t ih ta treng rane spirita; vital str eect An of Gol'en Med from the common t ftreath, Bronchitis, Severe Coughs, Ast! tone, fis eovereign remedy. It prompuy Ke Yor ror Tong Liver: ilioumnesa, of * Liver Complatn | pia and tndigestion, it is aii unequalled remedy. | DR. PIERCE'S PELLE:TS—Antt-Billious and Bo. a vial, by druggtsts, ONSTIPATION. I've discovered from rience, one great virtue In Foamnson ALICWENOID "Fo00 I ft la mortal enemy Tinedicine or stimulant, Highly all physic If your drugsist soot not, keep it send 13 cents for a sam PCIE. Samples free ENON MAN'E'G COn 8 Park Place, New York INDI N HARBOR HOTEL. GREENWICH, CONN. On Long Island Sound, 2 miles from. New York, 46 min- were Sit wel. own ani chaste reer ackicd to be he ATION ON THE COAS’ with now featuren abe airecions, Far [AM H. ew York, rior to any other published peers SHORTHAND ai: CREAM BALM. Gives Relief and cures at once CATARRH HAY FEVER. |Not_ a Liquid, Saag lor Powder. Free from Injurious — Drugs Offensive odors, A particle ts appited each '. : aah earticle: woatril and ts agreeable. Price i, registered, @ roulars free, LY BROTHERS, Druggtsts, Owego, N. Y. | EW YORK CENTRAL AND HUDSON RIVER RAILROAD. Commencing Nov. 2 188, through trains will leave Grand central tochester and Montreal Ex room cars to Rochester St. Albans: iam. Fast Limited. Chicago xp . eget at Albany’ Utica, Syraci heater, Buffalo, Nlagars l. Erie, Cleveland and ‘Toledo, aftiving at Chicago) 0am, nextday. 109) a m., Chicago Express, drawing-room cara to Canan- algun. Rochester, Nlagarn Falla and Buffai. tern New York and Northern Expreaa, with draw- E Toany. Troy and Utica Express, thro room earn” ‘To Safatoga, Ft: Edward abd Oleus Fa daze only. “tp. m., Accommodation to Albany and Tro} and St. Louis express, with, Bleep nem hie ‘cars for {agara Falls, Buffalo, Cincinnati, Foledo, Detroit, Chicago and grote “Ep Dm. Express with sleeping cars to Syracuse and to AU ratoga; also to Mon g care for Rochester, nay wit scp leveland, Ti it. Louls, Detroit sod no to Watertown and Ogdensburg daily sxcere Satu Rm. Nat Express, with alee ects with the morning ¢ pe Saturday la ickets on sale Central Depot, Xo. 5 Rowling Green, 43 Broadway, Wartem Depot, rath stand athave, and at Went! setts Exprené Ofices, 3 Park place (near jist ‘and 342 ce 12 ington and Brees rough drawing int h drawing: is on Satur. to, Albany and ine for tho West and for era daily except Sunda; em (lath stand dh bye)” D. M. KENDRICK, General Passenger Agent. ‘rains ru These trains stop at ar 3. M. TOUCEY, ‘General Superintendent. comicbooks.com