Judge — May 29, 1886 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE. | M. GaeooRy @. W. Houma, Je, Purnenice W, NosTaax Blitor Manager - Advertising Manager TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS UNITED STATES AND CANADA. ADVANCE. One copy, six One copy. fe : ‘Single coplew 10 centa each, THE JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., Barver at Sing Sing—" Pass on, Jachne. Tue ONLY tariff bill the public is likely to hear much about this session is the Hon. Wil- liam himself. Martin Irons boycotted wife some time after marrying her, but it must be said that he tried to make up for it by taking to his arms «strange woman. Let us be strictly just. WHATEVER may be said of the other parties involved in the charge of John Graham on the enemy of the superior court, it must be confessed that Judge Barrett had a narrow es- cape. AT LAST accouNTs Jeff Davis was very ill, but he can take this consolation to his affec- tions—he can't get half as sick as the Demo- cratic party is if he multiplies himself by four and hires a multitude of doctors, Cuicaco has a colony of Bohemian atheists who owna private cemetery. They could own nothing which could do them greater credit, with perhaps the exception of certificates show- ing the burial of their entire number. mM Cox is to have a yacht at Constantino- ple worth $1,800, and thi: mt is to pay for it. With this ad dignity the little man yacht to be quite happy; but we must insist that he draw the line at harems, Grorae H. Butter, who has just died, was + brave man and a brilliant journalist, He Lore up courageously notwithstanding the fact that he was the nephew of his uncle Ben, and it really was not that that killed him—it was the whisky. Mr. Dana says the first and instant duty of congress is to provide for a system of national defence. We agree with Mr. Dana. The heated term is rapidly approaching, and every r! be as well. man should be presented at once with a fan and an umbrella, “T oBSERVE, | she other d: that Gail Hamilton has said “Not for the public,” said | James with a long-drawn sigh as if he were | Jaweary and wanted to be dead, ‘but you just ought to be in the bosom of the family.” Wuex Grov ne said with dig “IT regret that th g was asked about his marriage nd somewhat gloomily, president of the United ates does not have the same rights and priv- | leges as the ordinary cit has the young lady exper heart? n.”” Good gracious! enced a change of Jumy Hustep says he friend of Samuel J. Tilden who knows ii body obj somebody is likely to do so is not a compli- ment to Jimmy's conscience or to Uncle Sam- my’s reputation, and he doesn't care We are not aware that any- LitTLe WOLSELEY threatens to rebel just as soon as home rule for Ireland is adopted, and to lead the men of Ulster against the Catho- lies and the government. Perhaps that will The leadership of Wolseley would ensure the quickest and biggest licking that ever a rebellion go Tue Boston Traveller wants an hour of An- drew Jackson by way of frightening the Canadian fishermen to death. But their death Mrs, They soy it’s gud luck.” aid somebody to James G. |} sa warm personal | ,and surely the assumption that | would do no good, and we might have to pay for the funeral. Andrew was a very prompt active man; but methods of international busi ss have changed for the better since lis day and to confer a diplomatic thumping is a thi to be more proud of than all the triumphs of brute force that ever were. OUR TRIZE CARTOON. The prize of $100 offered by JUDGE for tis best idea for a cartoon was won by Mr. Danie! anshaw of 234 ison street, Brooklyn, N nd the cartoon in question appears on our double page to-day LABOR THAT DOESN'T STRIKE. the spectacle of the merry blacksmith g fire from hot iron, the blows punctu ating the merry song he sings; and there has been half as much homely philosophy sent out from the shoemaker’s bench as that of the more pretentious book. There is a kind of |labor, however, that is not attended by these things. Itis rather solemn than otherwise. It is songless and voiceless, and the rests for philosophical or other conversation are not numerous, The worker breaks stone. He is clad in a loose, ill-fitting garment of coarse texture and the colors of which have a same- ness very disagreeable to the eye. His meals are of the most frugal kind, and he is obliged | to retire and arise so early that he doesn't have A DANGEROUS CUSTOM TO FOLLOW IN GOATTOWN. Mrs, O'Cork—“ Shure and don't trow yer slipper aftur dem.” it if yez hit dem wid that yez wud kill dem, Mrs. Galway.” comicbooks.com