Judge — May 15, 1886 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE. LUNDBORG’S PERFUMES, Landborg’s Perfume, Edenia, Landborg’s Perrume, Lily of tho Valley. LUNDBORG’S RHENISH COLOGNE. ‘A 2x containing Samples of all the abore, tre MnceiteBichPchoald wS named) Tor Pitty Conte Money Caer JESGs LADD's CUFTTS, 26 Raraay Bt,.New Terr, EARL & WILSON'S LINEN OLLARS & CUFFS BEST IN THE WORLD its defeat. He is always insisting upon being heard and wept over, and always at the wrong time. He drops his tears at every Democratic banquet and wets all the fun. He rains his grief upon his friends and refuses to be com- forted. He oozes sorrow from every pore, and when he takes his walks abroad his boots have the soughing sound peculiar to the woman in the suds and on wet floors, Are there no corks wherewith to stop his e: with which to end the blubbering of his loose, wet mouth? Must the Democratic party con- tinually feel that cold, clammy hand on. its shoulder and perpetually hear the tears from that cadaverous countenance splashing upon its neck and shirt-bosom? Is it the moat sea that it can never be turned off? Is the At- lantic ocean in need of water that he must continually pine and gush? Is there no ark of \safety for the party against this everlasting flood? | ‘And how did you like your old friend’s speech at Montgomery?” inquired the Court «ading Democrat the other day. Sir,” was the has' ty d somewhat energetic reply, “I hate you blank Republicans more every day Ilive: Why in thunder didn’t you hang the old reprobate when you had ‘the chance? I believe you saved him’on purpose.” CELEBRATED HATS. | 170.8 19) Fifth Ave. Pen J 181 Broadway, near bet 2M and 2k staf {Cortland st. NEW YORK, PHILADELPHIA. CORRECT STYLES, — MUTUAL BENEFIT SOCIETY OF NEW YORK, 233 BROADWAY OPPOSITE POST OFFICE. 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