Judge — April 10, 1886 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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. Sa ee oe eee JUDGE. | fellow,” though he may not have reached the | | years betokening discretion. But the “old” in| this case clearly signifies contempt. It is as if one should say “old Smith,” or “old Thomp- | son,” or “old ass.” It occurs in an article about brie-a-brac or something of that kind, none of which old George Jones is. It is an expression which the Tribune would blush to use, if it has any kind of suffusion on hand, and we feel sure Mr. Dana will retract it as soon as his attention is called to it. A Great crowd gathered at Albany the] other day to hear Roscoe Conkling speak. It is a fact that the ex-senator has more admirers than any other man of this period, and he de- JUDGK. PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. President Vice-President =o Art Department Paitor “Advertising Manager TERMS TO BSCRIBERS: UNITED STATES AND CANADA. One co coptes THE JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., fats each, “TO NEWSDEALERS. GIVE US YOUR ORDERS IN TIME! Last week every copy of the Jeo was taken the day after | publication, notwithstanding the fact that many thous. xtra copies had been printed, and orders to the been impossible to anticipate them. as far in advance as they powibly can. empbasize this proposition too much. The Jepor sells every wh well as our own by herdi this earnest request. ‘Tue illness of Daniel Manning is very threat- ening to Mr. Cleveland’s administration. Tue Philadelphia Ledger having reached the age of fifty years, the cause of charity and | y be said to be in its good will to mankind ma primest prime. Tue Sun remarks that but for a slight acci-| dent in fact T. V. Powderly would be a proper candidate for the united workmen of the coun- try for president—namely, ‘‘his principles for- bid.” It is‘a matter of small moment, but on a number of occasions we have thought the same thing of Ben Butler. ‘Te Canadian house of commons has for- mally decided that Louis Riel’s rebellion was anerror. Ifthe spirit of Louis is present it will please stand up and be rebuked; and shortly thereafter the Canadian government had better go to work to reform the evils that made the rebellion, they being an error too. WE are pained to observe in the usually correct Sun the expression “old George Jones.” It is not necessarily a reflection upon a man's honor or respectability tocall him old. A good many men are unavoidably old, and their age does them credit. So many men perish of extreme youth that when one reaches tof several thousands had to be refused. The Jcvor haa four times as many patrons as it had in January, and the cry Is still for more. We have done our utmost to meet all probable demands, but they have been so great that it has It is atwolutely neces: sary that newsdealers should send in their orders in advance We cannot | at sight, and newsdealers will study thelr interests as digger stance he largely wrought. extreme age he ought to be given a medal sig- nifying honor. | serves all the honor the crowd can give him. Whether, however, it would profit the Repub- | lican party to send him to the front again as| its leader and manager is a question that ought to be well considered—after it has trans: | pired that the gentleman will accept the honor, and he probably never will. On the whole, the brilliant orator and great lawyer is |doing well enough, and so is the Republican party. INE Labor and capital should occupy one trac! go between one set of traces, and swing in th same swing. Their interests are the same and their purposes are equally legitimate and good. | The one isas necessary to the other as the other is to the one, and neither could prosper if the other were away. Two souls with but a single thought ly drop into senti- | ment, ‘two hearts that beat as one.” We do not expect that the millenium will| come just yet, and as long as the world stands it will be as naturalgfor one interest to have jealousy of another as for the winds to blow but there can at least be occasional periods of reconciliation and the sublime peace and the consequent happiness that attend them. To reach these periods a great deal of misunder- standing is inevitable; but the gratifying end | justifies the unavoidable means, and 's of | dreariness are not too much to pay for one | hour of that soul-satisfying sunshine and rest. THE DEMOCRATIC YORICK. The later prince of Denmark might assume as well the character of his perfidious une! It is not known that he has assumed the Dem- | ocratic throne through any murder, so far as human existence goes, but there is a wide spread Democratic suspicion that he has mur- dered the wholesome Jacksonian principle that to the victors belong the spoils. Originally he intended to slaughter merely small conventional ducat that buys support; but there is a corpse behind the curtains of larger proportions than that of the too voluble | Polonius, and it will have its ghost in count- less Democratic places during the next three years. Our artist, however, presents the prince | simply as his royal self, after his various ad- ventures by sea and land, and pending the burial of the young woman whom hisapparent madness has made mad. The wise first grave- wearing the face of a mugwump and speaking after the manner of a philosopher, treats with indifference the ruin he assists in hiding from the world and which in this in The later tragedy will appear further on. Unhappily, there is nothing at the close of this play to warrant any large amount of hope and speculation, the parties to it passing out by poison and sword We say of a good fellow“ old!and grief and the more pronounced of the | more a rat for the! various passions. We present just one grave and one skull, and they are sufficiently typical of the diminutive caverns that yawn for Dem- ocratic victims and are going to be abundantly filled. HOKEY, POKEY, WINKEY-WUM. The king of the Cannibal islands, looking with thoughtful mien and benevolent inten tion across the wide waste which separa him from us, came to the conclusion that we were heathen and that we must be reformed. f nity eral of his representatives g us to show us the road to a better civilization and incidentally that which leads to a better world. So he sent out for contributions to the cause hum We cannot say that the dress of these good missionaries indicates any greatamount of cul ture. A ring in the nose is not a sufficient pro: tection for the entire form, and if the gentle- men were of the other sex we should sus- pect them of being clad for an evening party. This, however, is a matter of bringing up, and there is that innocence which thinks no evil connection with the dress question even if ve no dress at all, The things which our noble visitors are of far greater and melancholy mon T observe crime of such magnitude as to frighten them it inv shoe |but which, having grown used to it, we not only tole under the protection ming and Ore We have lotteries of the In Ws 1 there are periodical massa: cres of Chinamen after the 1 Indian massacres of the ea a neither the state nor the general government brings the assassins to justice. There are cor- ations that work men twelve, fourteen, six- venteen hoursaday for the money barel necessary to keep soul and body toget! and the fact that the ke tolerably good care of their horses is not a sufficient compensation for that brutality. Down south the other day number of black men caged in a court-house were shot down like so many dogs. Here we have such wickedness as prize-fighting, whole- sale stealing by men entrusted with the inter. ests of the public, gambling of high and low degrees, stock-watering and kindred abomina- tions, and have come to consider them a part and legitimate occupation of the and night. The good missio1 islands should receiv belie ate but respect ies from the Cannibal a warm welcome. We is the kind of reception their peo- April—the mother of showers!" comicbooks.com