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WALK JUDGES C1LANGH. The question ** What sunk the Oregon 7?” can be satisfactorily answered in’ just word—stupidity, When a vessel is near her the great dang her voyage is over, pe : 1 bring about her loss. dd only stay F vidity The question as to water-tight compartments is another thing. How is it that a vessel struck by an es fro land and ruin four of these e¢ and that a | essel should go down within sight of land within twenty-four hours? There area good many tl with the loss of the Ore invest 1 which ought to be ind slowly, but with cision. The law mink cashier of t hundreds nd after a few | years of immunity from punishment, during which, of e wed the speculation that had wroug! , he took 1: and died. One can look with more or less ap-| preciation upon the lin yg self-respect that | brought about this death; but if the law ha been the peni nd to punish hester whose dishonest of well-to-do people to povert adanum tence which we sin which is theo ade impossible the y supposed to be unfor- ond this life, A distinguished pugilist is dying of con Sa result of blows received i argument some months ago © will remember that John C. Heenan also died of consumption, and that, like the later distinguished pugilist, he received in his arguments with the Hon, John Morrissey and | the equal Thomas Sayers various | blows on the chest wl ol honorable ch would have knocked any ordinary man into the middle of the next world. | —The ethics of modern warfare—that is to ;, that of the ropes and ring— permit of no of the kind indulged in by children. Itis ristic of the warriors, however, to be the very soul of generosity when they are | out of the ring and do not happen to be in bad | temper and bad whisky doesn’t happen to be | in the Last winter the honorable J. L. Sul livan struck a newsboy soas to mark him for life; but last week it was published in one of | the sporting papers that he has a habit of fre- | quently relieving the wants of orphans and apple-women to the extent of ten, fifteen or | twenty dollarsa time, anathematizing the ex pense with a recklessness worthy of all possi ble commendation. The Court proposes, how ever, to draw attention more particularly to the extreme courtesy of the distinguished pugilist who has worsted his adversary. It is customary in beginning a contest of the saw: |v dust variety to sh: th but his adversary to his feet tha the and to recommend we th any of the ci | must give up the stolen m« jhim, and br jhas shown guilt on the part of va n work of conv: ni t of th m lo th ne mi im spread combinations of wic Are sent into the stripes. JUDGK. c hands, and to close up | contest by repeating that mutual courtesy Lina recent case the successful man lifted h nd so nursed a might be inat p call of tina 1 nourished and protected him that the pl antness, which might ot prematurely, was continued a long tin Jtrue Ul » public might say | the unhappy man was thus lifted for the mere | purpose of knocking him down again; but the rt prefers to look upon it as typ soul of politen eal of the of chivalry, un 8, NOt Lo 82, the noble nple wrthy of acceptance in all the coming con -ssional debates. There isa great outpouring of justice, and | © question will be in due season that of the | an who was presented with triplets, * Did | get The law has de- | t the * “of Ferdinand Ward y entrusted to | willbe | Investigation led th fence in his partners rime ought to book in due season, | ious alder: en which is likely to put them in the peni ntiary. The various departments of justice this city have apparently united in th ig criminals instead of con. ving with them nd it is even intimated great corporations cannot resort to briber: the servants of the public without danger « e most severe and humiliating punishment. | Thank God laimed the shipwrecked g into a civilized ark of ci ation here lies f distinguished citizens who We have revived period of Mr. Tweed and there must be ew breaking up of rings, that the citizen ay not be robbed to the extent of his ome and inheritance. Th arineron reaching land and seeing rt ws, “IT have at least ¢ Then numbe: re such wide: Uness that th vurt trembles for everybody but himself, uding—he states it as mildly as possible nulemen who officiate as the jury A MEAN CHRISTIAN. Bripcet—* The grocer, sur, wid his bill.” Mr. Joxes—** Tell him I'm out, One's got to deny himself in Lent.” Stns A permanent and a safe cure for all diseases. WASTED BRIGHTNESS. It was mud up to the hubs as I droveby her “ Awfully muddy, he said. “Yes,” [ replied, “but clear and bright,” pointing upward. “But you're not going in that direction,” she answered. comicbooks.com