Judge — March 27, 1886 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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+ JUDGE. doctor's collar-buttons, but will inquire inte j them directly. Meanwhile there are ques tions enough suggested by this able article ate the scientist and the student of an nature for some time to come. Why—let us repeat—why does Dr. Mary Walker never get her trousers on hind side before? THE NUGWEMP BIRD. pomy weath zwump, still pipes from the stump. ts not a single feather. The gay old bird whose song you have heard ect Chorus—Th strain prolong of the mug hirpeth he from the rise of Sol Till he sinks in the western sea, So writes Dr. William Everett of Quiney Mass., author of the line : mugwump isaneastern bind.” We don't know that there is any great meaning in the lines, howe} abindy feather—why should it moult not new or novel. It is prot Je enough tha mugwump is a bind, and if it is a bird it ought to pipe, whether from astump or a fence-rail A bird that can pipe and won't pipe, ete. But a pipe is not a strain, and to proton pipe is to rupture a very important musical propriety nd neither isa pipe a song, as Dr. William rett of Quincy hastens By the tok pipe isa The more oni the more he is remi nd the fall of man ; but perhapsa little ed from the mugwump ‘Oh, titty fol lol,” says the bin], “from rise of Sol—the clipped word referring apparently to the sun—*till he sinks in the western sea.” T of contempt forth is not a any more astrain isa pipe. Jooks into this remarkable ded of Rollin an be extra is is evidently an expression people of the United States, 1 of principles for the ump bird, We have not the entire tr at hand, but it t least be remarked that it has more rwump binl sense in it than anything the m The mugwump bird not only lives but pre serves its health THE JUDGE'S LETTER-BOX. T. ¢. F remember the dec, acertain kind must go ¢ Aimee—We having ha tt—Sorry, old fellow; but you n that individuals of jon't know much about chapped any worth mentioning: lips, ne but if you'll send yours around we shall be pleased to look them over. Jaehne—In playing poker always deal from the bottom, and preserve an expression of counte when you have a bad hand, in dicating the most placid of all satisfact W. S. Gilbert—You are partially supposing that this continent. w: your benefit; but, after all, it has made your fame and wealth, and you ought to remember that there are two or three persons besides you who deserve some favors. Olga Brandon—We do not approve as general thing of sawdust, for it is v symmetrical and is liab but perhaps the use of it would be excusable in your case. 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Sides I want it for my new gown at re Sweet child, said the rude m Hantly, sponsibility, and frequently, numerous as they | “there was never a nobler woman than I may be, it breaks them all up Godiva, and besides II. \ Harriet Beecher Stowe—" Uncle ‘Tom’s | from ye rhuainie ser 5 Cabin” was written, if the memory which we | “Oh, very well,” said t 3 n resign + is correct, | Cdly: “that alters the case very much, butstill | some thirty-five years Harris | You fatigue me.” was drawn mostly from imagination; but | | Meral—It is always well to remember that Unele Tom was an enlarged and improved ver. | the public is robust, and that if any red man quite remarkable | Proposes to rob it it is physically able to: sub- that he had no hair on Mit with the re ion that should el ere it has been repeatedly | terize a helpless Christ) ht to grow—though we = sur doubts about that every time we join MUTATION. the assembled theatrical and ¢ multitude, The book was dramatized have borrowed for this acob sion of an old ¢ in song from the the top of his head, w declared that hair oug ha mnsumpti When music lends her charms to thought Anil soothes the dreamer’s reverie, believe the play is occasionally presented to | How rich with imagery is fraught this day. The harque that sails o'er fancy’s sea t A patch of sward turns to a fick With Loundless lines and views diverse ; FABLE. | A single tree becomes a weald | A bit of sky a univers More beautiful are beauty’s forms, And sweeter far arc The bleakest landseape saddest heart, and A dainty milkmaid be: a pail of the fluid to whose extraction she de- | voted herself tripped toward the dairy ing to herself on the way, ‘This is one nd so many pails will make a pound of id when I have a of dresses goes now-a-days, have enough to pay for with a flute! don't want to liqui or the new act J. A. WALDRON. aqueduct.” Se ot so fast, fair maiden,” said a rude man, Parson Downs of Boston mn” with ing her w Whither away, pretty | great force and frequenc nd recently he in such apparent. trey ion? I’ faith | assaulted a reporter and choked him nearly to that milk belongs to me. I want it for my | death. When Downs a tight spot little bottle.” thei re is almost as much human nature in him “ By what right, sir?” said the conversation with his vg upon her head weet sounds ; jows and warms y abounds, n succum is ute hbor, with ten thumbs, appiness to your Begins to my Fink key maid. “It | as when he is in pri ning children, | ha ulf-witted servant girl, comicbooks.com