Judge — March 6, 1886 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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THE MAKE-UP OF THE BELLE, UPHOLSTERED HEADS AND LACED waISTS: THE ACCOMPLISHED ACTRESS-—-HEALTH THE NEW FASHION INCE it has been the height of fashion for the last: severstl ART OF years for ladies to wearas little hairas the parent the better, ly, judg way they al their he: Tsuppose it isan ex ample of the haw of reaction that we are now threatened with am vival of theabnormal Jle luxuriance of fifteen years ago, We are startin lly lead us in the dark future up Labout the length stupendous propor around a th of the now obsolete chignon. and the br tions of th Ttalways seems in th ticular folly as if th all its eu any par of it in econ tory of the race rarely and it plished ; but, alas! the! mistrust of its idiocy ming optimism to suy ain suffer, not only the of upholstered heads, but the yet more objec- tionable monstrosity of laced waists, This is another case of the trail of the Anglot It is English w this sort of thing, ve bee sustains: wniac bei over us all n who instinctively like not so use they want small the utterly non ess of lacing much I ve waists as bec human sti Severe] of our le vat with waists th just induces. rs of fashion size ofas rful now pipe, and are about as seductive Whe cramming a wo looks as if she v or semi-powdered state sis the be: mming and r powdered had been put into as much as it her? But that is the E if you have originally asmall accurately too small for y« desired effect of wooden dis made to hold idea of a fit, and waist you still mus lothes made miss the It isa modest style of covering, anyway ‘ould 1 an form divine. a woman r of flesh t be less suggt or the hun fashion of is that it may be taken up ti one hope of escape from the zs persons who i seeing a way to | eof bodily to outdo in this in, petted da turn, as the gusted with a competition of this sort fashion, who, yniom the ters of society who may in so frequently do, and in for so This is the history of the reign of short hair which is to end be the being that false hair costs y begun in the new fashion y and soevery- It might motives of exclusive ) are at the bottom of y cheeks, for the best accomplish their purposes of deception, are sufficiently expen sive. of come this country body can’t wear an infinite qu be a ntity ued that the sam ness (God save the mark the ree rity of re cosmetics used, the ones nt popul arse, the supposition is that health has fash nd that all this color is th result; but health has been good form this k lies well. time. The Byron tandand of fen died out, with loose ties and lot le beauty vir fe put; but the va nt, in the men eof ned ristox estimates of be 1 last ubiquitous 4 us is th flattery yet for sh women have long suffered with sense of th general excess of color, and hav consequently worshiped spi Watts’s Our climate does not thay even the most robust ‘tual pallor, as wit ness and var pictures Ith so conspicuous) hat to imitate MY this form of beauty art is frequ into service. Not th the from it; there is only i depth of social hypocrisy on th ‘ To make up in such sof the » tainly, for it is in f nt thing 1 the ilous is to be a bungl very ditfe way as to prineiy as the most scrupulous who are the refined triumph r puzzles ntirely 0 lin detecting the gilt up dor the paint upon the lily; th is when a woman deceives, or rath (for the first can hardly be plished) a fellow-sinner. the Philistines that eled to t nl ball as a foundation. Jorned with black and red in t she as made up just asm: There is an idea an tress is a person lor and texture of al and lavishly addition—tl but there could 1 t live perfectly familiar with the workings of this sort of art te easily imposed upon, and the conse ) nerally makes es on every: side diservet in Her * make vox may and int deed. deed often does prove too much for the vir tue of some old mai- | aunt « den school and comes forth in the touchin that the world will suppose a contid mi has been worked upon her lash night; but fa rity usually les. €s ove mili sens the ination of the forbid for even Innocents, oF they lean a deeper diplomacy than that of the youn, ostrich which” their methods at first so forcibly suggest else vd of a h moral tone against making up. is that it keeps our belles keyed up in the neces sity of telling their In the laud able effort to promul- vate Dean Swift's no- ble doctrine that a lie is too Fatur not pu Tommy— sh you this time If Te wal to be wast Ww points may the mercy of the court! fess that Ibi Idid it ' get licked. I guess Td better say I did it and throw myself on ted in this connection no sort of liquid w to the ve as the, howh is that h won't y boot blacks ind another Kd stands, © around your eyes without your sin finding you out away the streets f is that you can't, as draw aI Un see Vou. asthe we Another time [will discourse on the thin you can do whieh are numerous if you ea only be « nt not 1 will reme restep the modesty of nature, a ber that this is a case lies in CARROLL CHRISTIE of Spartan morals in whieh the erime being c hit. KNEW HIM BY HIS TRADE MARK. A New Yorker met a western friend Was on a visit to the metropolis, and stid to him “How did you spend $ “TL humped myself an’ who Brook lyn, an’ corralled up in one of the gospel shops, Seecher’s 7” “LT don't: know, but I Henry Ward's Did the preacher work in- about a pr reckon it) warn’t y and ative rushi damnation ¢ min four times.” “Oh, then it was Talm: ON A LANDLORD. Till the day of his “Gainst the p He never ne Though ws ath he would never repent ; he was proof all for the rent, the rent in the roof, A LAWYER'S SON, k—"Tommy, if you confess that you broke that window I will eit TM tell a lie, and if Idon't say that comicbooks.com