Judge — February 13, 1886 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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hips JUDG) s al free s such a ma Christine Nilson sxuys her con this country will be her last sine, Tt always is. The live in Kentucky nosays th money the better it will be for all ¢ An exchang dead ine the funeral « possible A recent ¢ and charity will have to be up th multitude The ball ist Ife this world w purer than were true ever catel: General Stoneman is free from dyspepsia for the first time inn han twenty veo ust feel as if he and his rs and would like te Dr. Talmage says iillions of women can rinarry, there is such ne supply of the sex. V yor thin well KUNE AL. most beautiful wom haven't thy b to yet away ¢ change in England being a very ¢ cerned. che a tish Platt nest.” Very well: let us hasten erwhelt We know our der that it hurts | the sooner the dead Salisbury their dead dl have done with itas quick as arity ball in Paris cost $10,000, Tito make ity covers a Philadelphia Call tan Whe casts it” f the thy ~. He | mom were yet acquainted duty. Come hither, pretty dears; come hither Ex-President of the Senate David Ro Atehi | lty-nnine son, who recently died, « was Presid dd eis of the United What are able thing it is that he long A phy colds than they prevent. That istrt about it, A Butfalo politician says Grover Clev th an ms him when he wentto Washington he had too much eak ste.” Lite Giet—"Oh, you can look at it, but it won't tell!” much as the thingarbed lust cold. there is no use of making a fuss and candy, lived so says sealskin sacques cause more q nd suf. total | JUDQK. | TO AIMEE. Llift up my voice like a Jerseyman shouldering a barrel of apples and celebrate th rewe forty-ninth 1 the tocsin at thy approach, two best fingers and shake thee by the ha making myself vociferous with rejoicin, | Eholler at the top of my thunder-clad voice and make the tu of itself with the light. hoiler-factory asl aarvelous uproar of my de- O, thou translucent, air-born concord! O, thou xrandilejuent trapezoid I silute thee as the inconceivable and inetfal thin | 1 toot the fe tire-cracker of del: rte pause at Tinanifest nt on of inward festivity arallelogram of inexpressible sym yze the texture of thy inner being and af fix the stamp of my sublime approbation to thy of the serofulous sea, oe: feeially when thou dost fashion thy plastic voice to the shad limitations of the mys I voice the merry me ofthy skyward kick that ditfuse ldben 9 for the peanut-chewers, | The front rows that knew thee before the century ned ex} with eh r-reaking st a you the kiss of in- chefork of throat-splitting THE BALL SEASON IS IN FULL SWING. rarifielether! O, thou concrete spiritual clear money. A little further explanation, esener please, Whose money was it / Turn my If loose with the fiero joy of wolver: ine howls and ululations t We trust that David B. Hill will never ride [salute thee with the consecrated potentiality of down a tobe » slide 1 number of my interior self! «lof dust ont dirt in the rex Wil” and | Ur te up clods 0 papers that have pl and paw the other together according to the prevailin funny orthodoxy is really the worst that flesh | Usplit the welkin with the tr is heir to. Miss I found dead cular snort of sat a O, th weastle, Del., was 1 marvelous threeply wonder of manifold charr other morning, at LT take off my ¢ my collar that 1 ned unnbountte the S years, There is really not! yo the mw yy anno thy about that, however. | The « coming. is that she was not found dead in Ih sa bed a great many times before, The Rochester U sts that theeditor | will hold a of the JUDGE is not consistent. Consisteney— | rea what is that? There was never but o who v r term corretly, and he died le elaborate breakfast instead of sticki sistent plate of hash ILLUSTRATED “AD.” y Mark D. ) Brookly It is thou tthat Messrs. Dana and: Pulitzer consultation with the purpose of ging the orrow, Let us cient force of men present to preserve the pea ye that there will hi s entirely consistent, if we ked ina loud voice, * ods name let us stop nd get down to business.” Inasmiu cloth had been removed the kind of business that Mr. Wilber referred to may perhaps be imagined It is a well-known fact that in this w nothing is lost, e vatom of matter bein: effectually preserved as if it were a verit diamond. — And this, it seems, is o great mistakes of creation. Ther a recept which tod ver you happen je outsid wump wh him. SOTTRLP WANTED ABLE PODIED MAN PREFERED.” comicbooks.com