Judge — January 9, 1886 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. aantest memories are con- | ustus. Ihave known him ever so long, but [ haven't seen him since I married that—” she pointed to the man with the master mind. “But, my dear Mrs. Plant—” came in feeble protest from the object in the co} Shut up, Plant. yu are bound t disobedient, I 8 Get under that table di- rectly, and don’t you presume to utter an- other word to-night. And, sce here, Plant, if you so much as put out your head,” she continued fiercely, as the man with the com- manding eye crawled on his hands and knees under the article of furniture indicated— | “if you so much as put out your head, Vl} thump it for you, Do you understand ? “And now,” she went on, turning to Cusby, “tell me where you have been all these years, Aro you married I'm so glad. [should hate awfully to have you marry.” “ But, my dear Mrs. Plant—” came from under the table. A heavy book correctly disciplined wife had the effect of promptly checking the protest of the stern husband, Sas ae and a whimper was all that came after the | HE DID NOT SE missile struck. —_ And so it went on, A paper cutter, a S1F book, or some other object was sh man of mind by his intimidated spouse when- ever a murmur was heard and eve arly proving that Mrs. Plant was in good practice, As the flattering things said tf to Cusby were many, so also were the objec- (PAPER) SERVICE AT RA. | abou tions of the undertaker quite numerous, and ‘The mariner on the number of missiles equalled the latter to Can have no lack a dot. Tis certainly funny how this Finally we arose to leave. Dut we Kuaw Uuaceleh Mrs, Plant kindly invited Josh and me to marry a shopews call again and We two then bowed ETERNAL. “Oh, T gue our way into the hall. ‘Towards Cusby the. ; This * cash lay was so demonstrative that the man un. Suns may set, and tiles may flow, der the table could not refrain from poking States m out his head and in was heard the fa- miliar: ** But my dear Mrs, Plant—” ed by the well You awkward brute! You have dropped your bread at's all right, my dear, — Nobody will get it; 1 hae too— cousin Aw What news? | he has married 4 thousand in her sink from want of sticking, yl nen Men may cor g0. But a mule is always alive and kicking. THE POINT. A CashGirl’s Fortune. | sn’tit too bad, the news fr | Why, he has wr takes the Sunt | with his family, om rl? and butter on th my foot on it, w York n omy brother Only think, W ¢ ; | ter itis vtso bad as you fear. is worth a cool hundred Struck Out. | own right. ay" Oh, Ghat kind of a cash girl!” | | | | Mrs. Plant’s hands were well occupied bappirios Ate ddear® eal Hetbitnetevstiticl with Cusby at the the moment so she simply gures can't Hie" ‘The man was mad ahs Fer fete MENG. dao ee anita turned her head and said sharply: Who made that ancient aw, forsooth rather mator:e ty 20° you “turn “Shut up, Plant. Put in your head, sir, | When lovely women stoop to pa ON lbeeanes, iy dove, ik, must eomne: out Don’t peek. Their Higures never tell the truth!” tess sy dove, i, Mise ede: OnE, It was then the glorious nature of God's tree Dove’ om ji No, what noblest creature asserted itself and the fol- HaLPsEss ovER | (th concern) SNe) “what lowing grand response came from the lips « hari would it « | e Bre t That your sailor loves the festive glass, “Tt would strike in and conge the out 1 husba: 5 | eC) Ts something that’s very pat; “Oh, then Pm glad yo so it Mrs. Plant, E insist, as long as Chave — ,, fesomething 5 Te il oees pad 3s ae | the spirit of a man within me, / will at least jn Fact, tone folks regent Lim as NV Hoe cor) ae fata ty oh ace A peripatetic vat; joke? ve done it! I've done ? a But no matter how his thirst he shakes, She is now d well as could be ex- — With gin, of the juice of corn, pected—he not ‘The stiffest snifter he ever takes Is when he doubles the horn! 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