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| The Old Arctic Rubbers ** Where are my last year’s rubbers, where?” | ‘The husband now doth shou *Tean't buy new, and [must wear The old oF go without, | Which means damp feet and sudden ebills, Paeumonia and doctor's bills.” | | ‘The wife doth gently make reply | y were not fit to wear i T threw them out and you mast buy, \| another pair. | nde Mt who wills— | Pre | You are th ng Autumn Leaves leaf,” said he nd my ¢ the book, you know; Now I place the leaf in the book, * And tenderly pres tum The maid looked up with glance demure, | Ani blushes her fair checks wore, | And “The leaf, I'm sure, Needs pressing alittle more.” softly whispered. The Seasons Rell, re growing the nights, in flocks, Jen her bean to the parlor invites, southward flying For we've ps Soon the shiverin And swathe his thi And the hungry tramp be steeri | From the } aut al equinox: his lay, tina flannel band, 1 will ce < way thern hind, orth to the sunny s0 Those Extraragant Girls ‘The clepbant they went And to paint with red t And they talked of the pretty girls they knew As they pored the whiske | Apu one s “It gives me great distress To think young ladies will chew gum And spend so much for dress lown; ely to his chum Happy Moments The rose in her cheeks is red to-ni Her eyes are filled with a tender 1 | Ander For her lover's proposed and she's answered, * brims Yes.” [Boston Courier, AYERS | The business of the J.C. Ayer Oo., of Lowell, Masa., has grown to its present large proportions from a small beginning, | Forty ws ago, Dr. J. C. Ayer, @ young man, first introduced E the public what is now known as Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral, This medicine has attained such popularity that the facilities for its production have been greatly increased from year to year, and now require the resources of an immense manu- As soon as the reputation of the » Dr Ayer began the manufacture of Ayer’s Ca- tic Pills. The introduct of Dr, Ayer’s well known Concentrated Extract of Sirsaparilla, followed: then Aye Cure, and Ayer’s Hair Vigor, were, in turn, | added to the list. So sopular have these preparations become that their sale extends FAMILY M EDICID to all parts of the world. Nearly forty | thousand merchants do business with the J. |G, Ayer Co. by direct correspondence. ‘The | 400 to 800 letters daily. Ayer’s Almanac was first issued in 1852, and, for the first fow years, was printed exclusively in Eng- | lish. In ashort time editions in French, 8 Ague, mail receipts of this establishment are from | German and Spanish were called for, an issued, and, at the present time, this work is printed in ten different languages, com- prising, beside the above named, Holland Dutch, Portuguese, Swedish, Norwegian, Bohemian, and Welch. — From an annual issue of a few thou the edition has grown, until it now reaches a total of four- teen millions per year, Besides the Alman- acs, this house issues pamphlets in twenty languages, including the Italian, Polish, Finnish, Greek, Armenian, Turkish, Bul garian, Hawaiian and Chinese. Forty mil- lions of circulars are also printed annually and distributed over the count The | printing of this material, together with the wrappers, labels, ete., requires the constant use of t large printing presses, every yin the year, consuming for th ‘the J. al skill are the best that medic Th the product of prolonged res and practical experience, and have obt a degree of public favor without pa the history of medicine. “Immortality Inherent in Nature,” by Warren Sumner Barlow, The title of this poem would prol sug t to most persons a very claborate and technical volume; but on. the contrary the matter is not only simplificd and clear but is condensed into about forty pages, forming an attractive looking book, containing in all five cantos, The subjects are trea ated in a reful, sympatheticand thoughtful manner, nd are marked by boldness and breadth of thought, as well as by reverence and devout- ness of tone and style. We wish the author success in his landable attempt. 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OYT OYE Away down mong the moun.aineers— Now the hase ball season has had its day And the skating rink has lost its f And city boarders have | The v n of the | The vital query ¢ Ist Pr ‘al que ed with anx: sition take? [Goodall’s Sun, ne that is y how did yc If yon wish to lay up something for a rainy day steal an umbrella. [Bloomington Ey The Concord Monitor has an article on “The Pear Blight.” The C. M. is behind the times. The pair blight dates back to the fall of man,—[Boston Transcript. Chicago is u vast asylum of base ballun- atics,—[ Bloomington ‘The Puritan is the n ladies’ goods. Of course, it is warranted to be fust.— [Philadelphia Call. Corsets are never worn in ably because China is incompressible, and corsets wouldn’t make good china-wear any- how.—[St. Paul Herald. Johuny and Ira, in New York politic not the original Davenport Brothers. | In fact they are not brothers, and only one of them, Johnny, hus performed tricks before the public. —[ Picayune. me of anew color in hina, probe re Fond Mother—* You are very sick, my child; [will send for Dr. Jones. Daughter (quickly)—"* Not Dr. mother dear; he’s engaged already [Peck’s Sun. The Chicago Herald declares that o preacher in that city used the words: “1 will meet the home nine in the lecture-room Sunday afternoon at 2 p, Phe game will be called at 4 The We-can-go-it-alone-Club,” is the name of an organization of ladies in. White Plains, N.Y.” ‘There are. strong grounds for believing that a more appropriate name for the club would have been the *We-have- o-it-alone-Club.”—[ Boston Courier. g the bell so carly Jones, this morn- ing, Mari “It was the milk-man, ma’am. He brings fresh milk every morning “Well, [don’t wish to be disturbed by this noise. Tell nim to bring enough Mon- day for the whole week.”—[Peck’s Sun, “Over there? Why, that, my dear, is a barque. To the left of it you will perceive a three-masted schooner.” ‘ Yes, sir,” the maid trembling rejoins, ‘but what is a fish- ing-sn ?” * A fishing-smack, sweetest, is sometimes known under another name. "lis oftentimes called a fl , [Peck’s Sun, “He's not what you call strictly hand- * said the Major, beaming through his glasses on a homely baby that lay howl- ing in his mother’s arms, ** bat it’s the kind of a face that grows on you.” “It’s not the kind of a face that ever grew on you,” was the indignant and unexpected reply of the maternal being: “you'd be better look- ing if you had.”—[Boston Journal. All the members of the Czar’s family have learned to speak English. In these trouble- some Nihilistic days they do not know how soon it may be before a skillfully-directed dynamite boom will make them all depend- ent for a living upon the last resort of the royal aflicted—the American lecture plat- form.—[Somerville Journal. “Why are we like angel's visits?” said a pretty girl on a sofa to her bashful lover who was sitting lonesomely on a chair at the other side of the room. ** Really,” he stam- mered and blushed, “1 must give it up. “Because,” she replied sig- nifi e few and far between.” Ife destroyed the similarity almost instantly, [Merchant ‘Traveler. » M. Du- interviewer. “You are a quadroon, I beli be 1 enterpri “Tam sir,” eurtly replicd Alexander the Great. And your father?” ‘ My father was amu “And your grandfather, comicbooks.com