Judge — September 26, 1885 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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NDISAPPEA MES og NEAT AND RLEGANT BOOK BINDING. SPECIMENS ON EXNIBITION. . a J “2 = an < a") > m= eo =O = =e aad ~<a = a B= 2 Za = ¢= = % os m o a CANVASSER'S COMMISSION, AND COM. DIRK JAMES Kk. WALKER, 14 Dey Street, Y¥ COLUMBIA BICYCLES ANP aoe LES. GEORGE 60 JOHN STREET, MANUFACTURERS OF Black and Colored Type and Lithographic MATHER'S N.Y, SONS, PRINTING INKS. ESTABLISHED 1816. This Paper is Printed With Our Inks. NEW YORK_ELAS- TIC TRUSS CO., 744 Broadway, New York. RUPTURE, eect Dingy PRET &00., 311 tth ave, cor, IRB St THE JUDGE couragement of the good, the true, and ¢ beautiful in literature, will be welcome on these shores. ‘This is a broad land, and we aim to be a broad and cosmopolitan people. Literature and free, willing genius are not hemmed in by state or national lines. They sprout up and blossom under tropical skies no_ less than beneath the frigid aurora borealis of the frozen north. We hail true merit just as heartily and as uproariously on a throne as we would anywhere else. In fact, it is more deserving, if possible, for one who has never tried it little knows how difficult it is tositona hard throne all day and write well. We aim to recognize struggling genius wherever it may crop out. It is no small matter for analmost unknown monarch to reign all day and then write an article for the press or a chapter for a serial story, only, perhaps, to have it returned by the publishers. All these things are drawbacks to a literary life, which we here in America know little of. I hope your most gracious majesty will de- cide to come, and that you will pardon this long letter. It will do you good to get out this way fora few weeks, and I earnestly hope that you will decide to lock up the house and come prepared to make quite a visit. We have some real good authors here now in America, and we ure not ashamed to show them to any one. They only smart, but they’ are well-beh: know how to appear in comp: erally read selections from our and can have a brass band to the selections if thought best. For myself, I prefer to have a full brass band accompany me while I read. The andience also ap- proves of this plan. Hoping to hear from you by return mail or prepaid cablegram, I'beg leave to remain your most gracious and indulgent majesty’s hamble and cbedient servant, Bill Nye. [Boston Globe. PHRENOLOGY RUN TO SEED. Perhaps not many are aware that Pat Hurlburt is a phrenologist. Ie is all the same, though. Whilst in a certain grocery store the other evening, Pat placed his hand on a friend’s head and 8 id: « Bill, do you want to know your capacity and perceptibleness?” «Yes, if I’ve got any,” was the reply. “Well, then,” replied Pat. ‘TI place the tip of my thumb about the center of the ear, thus; then I extend my fingers around the posterior portion, called in phrenology the occiput; then I join the tips of the fingers on both hands, and endeavor to bring the thumb tips together, but the thumbs don’t meet by—great goodness!” At this point Pat looked puzzled; and gazed up at the ceiling gravely. “Out with it. I’m prepared to hear the | worst,” said Bill. But Pat said he'd have to tell him pri- vately, and took him out and up the street till near Joe Muzzia’s saloon door, when he paused and whispered in Bill's car: “You're gat a powerfal brain—a power- ful intellect—and orto:be in congress ‘stead of using a hammer.” * Bill dragged his friend into Joc’s and called for ‘the best in the house.” They drank, and Bill asked: “Why didn’t you tell me in the presence of those men at the grocery?” « Because,” said Pat, “1 knew they’d call me a fool.”—[Hot Springs News. 15 Freakin Square Ltiogeico — STEAM LITHOGRAPHIC PRINTERS:— —10:— FINE COLOR WORK A SPECIALTY. PHOTO-LITHOG? PHIC RE! UCTIONS. Estimates Carefully Prepared —:0: — 324, 326 and 328 Pearl St., —NEW voRK.— THE UNITED SERVICE be excelled. | Ree Satecription, $4.00 a year T. HW. 8S. HAMCRSLY, Publisher, $35 jway, New York. For Advertising Rates apply to the Publlaber. © * * HAY FEV TPiave a been a Addrens, GUNTHER, Confectioner, ‘78 Madison ft., Chicago, PERFECTION MAGIC LANTERNS. Best Quality. Latest Improvements. Travel around the World in your Chair. ‘Thelr compact form and accurate work particularly ‘apt them for Home Amusement. DOLLARS outlay a ‘ may be earned. E@-VLEWS tn st Send for Catalogue. mfortable living order. NG, PILES! PILES! PILES! Cured without Knife, Powder or Salv No charge until cured. Write for refé Dr. Corkins, Taytor’s Hor comicbooks.com