Judge — September 5, 1885 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. know’st this modern craze for efligy this salt-rheum genesis of bastard art that doth erupt upon the modern pres. “Aye, cherub, it hath da ily driven me to grevious doses of opthalmi “Alas, poor girl, it’s venom lights on u have me wood-cut in this morn’s ! where’s now thy copionsness? h exhaust. iniquity indeed. But know thee in the rancid print!” Nay, an’ they would not, were me name away. But there, neath visage that would well become the remnant of four rounds with Sullivan, or residue of some Comanche’s spleen, in vivid type is thy Henrico’s name, and all se] This none’ pel festival. Ye Gods! ch as stand outside the beaten passage-ways of fame must feel the scar of this pictorial banc? "Tis bad enough that greatness must be thrust before the public in fareial guise—and I'll be sworn, the great do often grow emphatic at their grotesque picturing—but this invasion of the humbler ways to find material for art’s buffoonery, is decd that puts Nemesi on their track. Let them beware Juno! how they'll grind!” [Yonkers Gazette. YEARS TEACH MORE THAN BOOKS. Among other valuable lessons imparted by for along time Dr. Pierce’s “Golden Medical discovery ” | has been the prince of liver correctives and blood purifiers, being the household phy- ian of the poor man, and the able consult- physician to the rich patient, and praised by efficacy in all diseases of a chronic nature, as malarial poisoning, ailments of the re- spiratory § and digestive systems, liver dis- ease and in all cases where the use of an al- terative remedy is indicated. A CHEERFUL AND CHEERING VISITOR. “Dear me! Yes, Mis Moon, the doctor’s jist right, about, that; you orto be kep per- fectly quiet, an’ not have nothin’ happen to upset your nerves! I was jist sayin’ so to Debby Ann! whilst the dinner was bilin’, an’ see ef I couldn’t cheer you up a bit. I know you feel dreadful down-hearted about bein’ sick so long, an’ havin’ things goin’ to rack an’ ruin down stairs, like they always will when the bes ads Inia up! Land o’ liberty! why, ‘ot down stairs after that spell 0’ ty nha ae we hadn’t a hull dish to eat off of, and the dirt an’ water was enough to turn your stummick. But jist keep things like that out o’ your mind, Miss Moon, jist bend yourself to gettin’ well. Now there vag Liddy Ann Crozer; I always thought y Ann’d a got well, ef folks would a let her, but the neighbors, ‘they kept a runnin’ in an’ talkin’ about how things was a goin’ in’ how Philander got to runnin’ round nights to saloons—an’ places he hadn’t orter (you know men will do sich things when it hain’t cheerful to home). Well, they jist got Liddy Annworked np. to that degree’ that they tak her to the asylum in a straight jacket, an’ you know she on’y lasted six weeks! Yes, try an’ git well, Miss Moon; think 0’ your children! Think 0’ them dear little creeturs Liddy Ann left. Philander’ll have astep-mother over them afore long; he’s peartin’ up wonderful. A father fiain’t a mother, no—no—Miss Moon, nothin’ never st night auctioned off the | Their | antic-pencils soon will rouse the gods, and, all for its magnificent service and | near I thought I’d run in'a minnit | 15 was truer, I was a sayin’ to Debby this mornin’ that if it was Mr. Moon that was laid up instid 0” you, little Josie wouldn't a been paddlin’ in the duck pond in his bare fect sich a mornin’ as this, an’ the diptheery all over the neighborhood; an’ Laviney'd had her cough "tended to afore this, it sounds dreadful holler, poor little thing! No; a father hain’t a mother. “Now V’il have to go, or my dinner'll bile dry, [hate to leave you lookin’ so down at the mouth, but I'll try an’ run in aginsoon, an’ do keep these awful doleful folks out or you'll soon jine Liddy Ann.” [Detroit Free Press. 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