Judge — May 30, 1885 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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“Is the Springa livelier iris changes on the burnished dov In the Spring thoug a young man’s fa ts of love cy lightly turns to That explains it! Why our e turns from the sunlight of our admiration to the musty gloom of a lawyer's den. Why wise Sclomon chooses the Lily to | adorn his life and home. 1 il the work of that wayward little Cupid. ‘They're not responsible This winged fellow ‘oc- casionally shoots au through a timid victim's heart, when it is not ‘open se Spring is evidently his harvest-time, | She is, he fears the exposure | on”? depredations—as per | the case of young Arthur Wallack. — How shv the artful rascal was until he heard Papa Wallack’s * Come right here, both of you!” Then with a laugh he was gone. Who next? . son.” and of his close 8 Ilistorical gems are as interesting to our ladies us a battered sword or battle-ticld isto an old vete Whenever Florence Marryat traversed the rays—which was not infrequent- «1 hand levelled a glass at her . . One of the largest Sunday collections for the Bartholdi Pedestal Fund was gathered in” last Sunday, the 24th, at the Bijou Ope House. Mr. Rice passed the plate, but Dix played the overture. ‘The entire congreg tion joined in the chorus of applause. After hugging our stars and stripes and having a gush-patriotic scene in each city she visited; singing ‘* Home Sweet Ilome” to her own edification, if to no one 3 deliberately disappointing an audiene every other time—Miss Nevada sought the of al wanit nd the honor of pre- tributes to Booth and Ristori. play was the best —" Ticket 0° Miss Helene Dauvray, late of ‘ Mona” notoriety, and her manager John A. Richaby have become infected with the popular mania an American starring tour, As Miss vray posses. rtnne, onr Ameri- can liberality of} their decision. Perhaps this yor a8 patriotic in sentiment as she is American in temperament; bright, energetic and ambitious, She is to appear in an original written for her by Mr. Bronson If he produces a comedy proper, s Dauvray will certainly be in her proper role. * « Why is so much sympathy expended on Mies Coghlan nd Our = in?” Who can censure Mr, reasonably din the wind-up of his New more intere York n, than in one individual's future plans, even if she had been his leading lady | for eight ye If * Onr Joan” h we doubt) and Miss Coghlan is s character (which is more doubtful) her star- ring tour, if she shall hase one (which many doubt) will be a suc run the mont, her w York 1 decides what Chic Philadelphia nd other cities will or will ficient merit (which their own merits. by the En; ments, is equalle ment at the introduction of our reserved seat system at Mr. Irving's theatre. Minnie Palmer is to be cong: the re-engagement of her model Tony, Mr. Clr Arnold's graceful inte pretation of the sentimer rman yout add. ance Mr. Arnold, however, is sentimental to order only Off the stage he is business, Th summer he spends his vacation in Denver, Col, looking after his 1000 cattle ranc! This tendency ‘* to make while the sun shines” nmendable. 1 more of the profession exercised such practi cal qualities, a superannnated actor with 4 competency might cease to be such curiosity. OUR PROF! Our Profe And, one day it ¢ isa it To the brightest of the class **A Mormon elder bought some bees To keep them all their lives. Now, in case of fire, would they be hist Or would they be his wives’? The puzzled senior scratched his head And rolled his troubled eyes; n said,‘ L never bad no bees, But I have bad the * Hives’ be Wallack for being | ited to the | Phongh it did not ys and actors must stand upon apparrent contempt for | Irving’s worthy innovations in stage environ- ish’s resent- ulated upon ‘weetheart rere A DILEMMA SOLV * Now what do you think I had better do vid the billy goat to the pup, “Shall to work and e Or would you driuk the eutaup? | | +0, look here now,” said the setter pup, + Let us both try somethin Supy While you chew the billet deus,” new, jug L drink the sezodent, Mrs. Partington’s Sorrow. her was sick last Sunda Young Pendergrast, a college student here, preached for us,” said Mes. Partington she luid down her newspaper and took’ off her ‘specs. “Tt was a splendid sermon. | “Our pr | Tio. turned up his eyes aud ted his and got off the most beautiful catastrophes cver heard, and his closing perforation was - | just id. And now he’s ne and forged i aa name after all he’s de for hin I | declare it makes me sick when I think of j much to the strength of the perform: the decrepitud: there is in this world!” | 1 The Uneducated Clergy. Is a village in western Ohio lived Uncle —, a devout Methodist. Uncle C— sun illiterate 1 like many others of his stamp, had admiration fora | | preacher ¢ the gle” sort, one who would select from He- brews or Ron 2 altogether beyond the comprehension of either himself or his hearer: Unele | had listened to such an one, to his entire | satisfaction, for three years, but, according | to Methodist rules, this man's time had | expired. His successor was a preacher of an altogether different turn of mind—a good plain man, who preached what are terme ** gospel sermons. Unele C. listened to | him for a counle of Sabbaths, and finding | that he could understand the most of the sermon, went over to 6 ne of the ‘stew. | | nd make a complaint. I don’t see what under the sun an’ carth nas aid he. ** He hain’t never nd I don’t b'lieve he’s even macal eddication.”” | | € f y c— | the Bishop wanted to send such an that here { been to c got an epid comicbooks.com