Judge — April 25, 1885 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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OYE: If Adam did promptings of coura, Ww ‘To temper th His evasion was surely Eve-aided [Philadelphia World. 1 to sin he was gently per yeu! —A mustard plaster may not be very ar- tistic but it draws well.—[‘Texas Siftings. he mills of justice grind slowly, but grind out many a fine. [Philadelphia Call. —Sara Bernhardt is Said to be fond of fishing. We have always understood was a famous angular.—({St. Paul Herald. —The Boston Poct’s society editor thinks that nine society girls out of every ten are in love with a ni nile, boodle, or poodle. —[Ex. he fact that the new Minister to and is called “professor” does not neces- y indicate that he is proprietor of a skating-rink.—[St. Paul Globe. —Oscar Wilde, who favors abolishing the rout and waistcoat, will, if he keeps on, soon look like a society lady in full dress. [Boston Post. his country controls three-quarters of the cornfields of the whole world. This shows the American bunion’s progress. [Boston Post. —It is only the woman who is given away in marriage. The man will give himsclf away before the honeymoon is over. [Boston Tra —If “to the pure all things are pure, Mr. Anthony Comstock must be about the slouchiest leper in the United State: [St. Paul Herald Shey say that canvas-back ducks fly at | the rate of two miles a minute, but this probably means after they get into a restaur- ant.—[Philadelphia Call. here have been four Presidents in Panama since January 1. An office-seeker there has to hump himself to find out to whom he must apply for a post-oflice. [Boston Post. Miss Cleveland is credited with sayin, My brother and I are two.” ‘There are some people in Washington just now who think them ‘too too, nscript. [Detroit Free Press, —Ellen Terry is said to have been ve: ng when she first appeared on the s! sticing Ellen carefully one can discover traces of the Greek style of acting. [Boston Post. —A Western young lad accomplished,” who recently made her d but on the stage, was pronounced a failure, Ivis supposed her wardrobe lacked variety and dramatic ability.—[Norristown Heral —People who ought to know, say that President Cleveland eats pie with a ‘knife. Gentlemen, this is reform. Ie is determined not to fork anything while he is chief mag- istrate.—[St. Paul I “beautiful and —To “Wm. Harkins”—As a general rule, the first symptoms of insanity in a woman is a disposition to be morose and si- lent; in a man it is to imagine he can write poetry.—[Philadelphia World. —One of the applicants for office from Texas was received very affably by the Pre: dent, who treated him to a glass of wine. “Will you smoke?” asked Grover, handing him acigar. The pilgrim from Texas took THE JUDGE. trembling with emotion, Mr. President, I'll smoke it “That man is a ident, after the | i applicant had bowed himself out, “but he ig not yet a confirmed smoker. [Texas Siftin, se has been without a tress in her own right about one-fourth So it will be seen that one- to gratify their artistic instine or paint or draw, don’t the “T have seen a good ma to the last day of my life.” marked the Pr of them draw- What do they draw princi- —[Philadelphia Call. —The White Hor _ An old negro 4 applied to alawyer. do for you old of its existence, fourth of th erned by men.—[Philadelphia Call, fear that Smith is be- . He doesn’t seem to want to thing atall but sh ‘ n of dementia Brown, I’ve been c “1 wants ter fetch suit agin de Newnited , State your case?” y Andy, fell inter de wuz drownded, sah.” “The government has nothing to do with Good gracious, y from childhood [Boston Transcript. ans are born, | “se debil it ain't. own de riber?” That makes no differences ‘ Wall, doan I git er p it has been our misfortune to meet, all we have to say is that he must bean exceedingly Y forgiving parson who would odemus of the lo any wandering **Ye must be born “ Doun git er nickel? Not a cent.” “Boy dun drownded, too?” I. asks us how to extract the square ‘ ackwardness of the . JUDGE is not engaged in the k of grubbing np the Agrieultu , therefore to the com- pig. the squarest rooter Owing to the Want ter know whut I thinks o dis coautey pt particular.” “Nor, sah, I reckons not. i h, dat’s whut it is, be dat it hab dun ’ploy * as he went out he added: Man ain’t got no show in his own country Dat white man makes me ez mad ez er fool.” Dis country is missioner, or to the for a long time will become | brittle and rotten. scendent importance to commercial travel- ers who are accustomed to use the weed, [Somerville Journal. COULDN'T WAIT Old Abner, who had been divorced from pouse on the “Good mawnin’, good mawnit ""y, howdy do, FOR A DIVORC There was a caucus suburbs the other night, and the burden of 8 st man should After the ballot it was dis- was that the b covered that evet It is always ple are so true to their principle, [Boston Transcript. {ron your house ’ Lefer coat ‘hangin’ onthe I'd like to go upan’ git it.” aw, man, dat coat hab dun been put on ny stephusban head, when I went aw ant to find men who WORSE LANDS TIAN THIS, armer John— Oh, and tired of this humdrum e: ister n been born in Italy married ergi ar ’voree come o “ Did yer, chile? whuts got ter hustle roun’ an’ make er libin’ can’t afford ter wait on des Come down an’ *.”’—[Arkansaw Traveler. veled Gest — + Oh, I don’t know, only Italy is the home country women there all have opportunities : : —We ken allus furgin er nuder easier den we makes a mistake man, it takes me er laung se’f fur not habin’ me judgment.—[ Ex. * fools roun de ime ter furgin my- k, and blow, and spit, but use ‘arrh Remedy. Dr. Sage’s C: Scott McGinn pleasant talk a few ave ago with Profess Smith on scientific subje have much mo! haired women violent. tempers than black think that is so? “There is no doubt about it.” A HOUSE THAT “Well, I’ve always suspected that my wife comicbooks.com