Judge — April 11, 1885 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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forced into atrial of personal courage, he would be much more ively to get his own nose peeled, than to spill his antagonist’s et. We come now to a far different sort of proboscis and type of ¢ The long thin nose with narrow n the high thin-back article, indicating more refinement than any of the others do, It is less animal and more philanthropic. ‘The owner of such a nose 18 capable of great achievement in humanitarion directions, but its thinness indicates that for lack of breadth of view he will be sure to narrow his efforts toa hobby. Its shape suggests, indeed, the keenness of scent ef a blooded hound, but it also sng- gests his inevitable tendency to run things into the ground. Ile is an idealist, and therefore will be apt to overlook the weightier matters of the law for its technicality — to con- serve the letter which killeth, while ignoring the spirit which maketh alive. Philanthropist as he is, he is capable of doing injustice to haman beings, in THE HONBYIST. order to protect dumb brutes provided his hobby took that direction, The last of the series in this living models is the nose that bulg the point; is neither nan, Grecian nor pug—a distinet type. Its contour and pro- Jection show its possessor to have some of the pugnacions and crafty qualities noted in connection with some of those pictured above without their sensuality and narrowness This man would seem to be a natural plotter THE RUSSIAN BEAK SITS in the dark and devious ways of politcal - = anagement or tricks of money-getting. OFF THE BENCH. This craft would aid him to keep shady and not get caught. If he had lived in the d of Tweed, for instance, he would have pr ably got away witl hare of bone time to stand from under when the fig of-four trap fell upon that distinguished Democr: saint. This nose indicates ( persistency, and the pos- or will’ be apt, by his ‘Tur disturbed sleeper plays “pussy wants at coroner.” Every member ofthe Arkansas legislature a isa Little Re nicdl-w man, pe *Heie’s something | dashed off hurriedly as the horse said of the dismounted bu secret methods but patient AC 1 burrowing, to some day 373s pox. | Surprise his friends | ~ peari nan exalted fp THE MOLE, Some of the old bank notes that we get tion of public trust to which no one would have thought of exalting him, except on who could profit by his skill in the use ¢ **secret and abhorrent force This nose is the type and sign of that pest of republican seem tobe good for more than a hundred scents on the doilar. A remMpenaner lecturer calls lager beer government, the boss, machine runner, prac- gardens ‘The Devil's Kindergarten.” And tical politician, striker. his high school is where? Enough has been said to show how exact - a reading of the mind the nose affords. No Ifave you noted the marked decline in the one who examines these faces can fail to burglaries recognize the accuracy with which our analy sis of noses fits the characters of the Phrenology certainly offers no such com- plete demonstration as this, and all the efforts of mind-readers, mediums, astrologists and detec ink into the realm of che: work in comparison. since the hegira ank ollicers and Mother Mandlebaum OF all monopolies that infest this country no doubt the new Washburn-Moerz, barb wire combination is the most offensive. Mr. Susser € and the World she Cox. ¥ is now a confirmed joker, Md not call him ‘Turkey May sublime port not give him gout. A Daily Occurrence. Foun men were 8 on body of a man into a house. rying the mar ‘Tk scissors constitute the most pointed article to be found in many editors’ rooms, and yet their papers do not suffer because of “Oh, no,” replied one of the men. “He's. shear laziness. only been practicing for a game of polo at as the roller-rink to-night.” | E has begun uttering counterfeit “ Tas there been an a by-stander. cident?” inquire bowN oN a THE BRITISH LION, cents in order to encourage church contri- butions and subscriptions to the Pedestal Fund by Gotham’s rich men. A stock comPany at Cape May 1 for por poises, has tuken out a pre- liminary injunction against puns on its ob; by small fry paragraphers. it were. They object, as ‘Tue British forces operating in the Soudan scovered nearly all imaginable wells © the “Well of English Undefiled.” Perhaps there are none of that sort of En lish operating there. AN escaped collegian, at the ‘Twilight Club, attributed the decline of piety in colleges to the poor quality of the preaching. But th ing course seem to be on familiar speakit ms with the n, the boys on the campus and row. Restyevs wants to know ** what's the use of the leg a bill tor < NE elevator? ature spending so much time on wate elevate charges when no to pay now for riding up on the Are they going to charge them and make another monopoly K fare on ‘Tuestie managers never march im pro- Can’tagree. All want. the head of the column, That’s the » rather than that they have less vanity and more sense th cessions, you notice, 1 police: gn cranks en, | Tammany Braves and camp: comicbooks.com