Judge — March 7, 1885 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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—__ THE JUDGE. 13 His Pa Had a Cloven Tongue. “ Wito preached to the disciples on the day of Pentecost?” asked a Newman Sunday school teacher of her class, “« Peter,” shouted the class in chorus. nd what appeared unto them?” “et loven tongues,” said the class, “What is a cloven tongue?” “The class remained silent, and the teacher was about to explain, when the smallest boy exclaimed: “* My pa’s got one.” “You are mistaken,” said the teacher. “This was a miracle, and miracles do not occur now.” “Yes, he has a cloven tongue,” said the boy, “for I saw him put a clove on his tongue this morning as soon as he took a drink out of a jug!”—Newman Independent. To break up colds, fevers and inflamma- tory uttacks, use Dr, Pierce’s Compound Extract of Smart-Weed. {CONSUMPTION CURED. An old physician, retired from practice, having had ter hava 9 thacanatsde of cases, Bas felt Tt his fF evesearthurn, strengthens the muscles & nerves ‘Does not tnjure the teeth.cause Readtache other +" wrapper. 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Ir was late and she had been yawning for half an hour, but he did not take the hint. “IT see,” he said, “that ‘Tennyson in his drama speaks of men as God's trees and wo- men _as (iod’s flowers, It is natural that he should compare women to flowers, but I can~ not seo why he should compare men to trees.” “*T can,” she said. “You can?” Yes; this i is winter, ain’t it,” ad (3 “Well,” she said, with another yawn as she glanced toward the clock, ‘the reason he compared men to trees is that trees don’t leave tilt spring. He was on iis way home a minute later.— Boston Budget. A Valuable Hint. “What are you buyin ing now?” asked Ned Stevenson of Andrew Powell, on meeting the latter in Bell’s jewelry store. “IT am looking for some present to give my wife on her birthday. I tell you, making presents coats a heap of money. ‘Why don’t you do asIdo? I have never failed to make my wife a present on her birthday every year for twenty-five years, and I am not out a cent thus far.” “Tow do you manage it?” “Ttis very simple. After we were mar- ried, when her birthday came around I gave her ‘a twenty dollar gold piece. When my birthday came around she gave me the twenty dollar piece back, and we have kept that up ever since, and neither of us are out acent.”—Tezas Siftings. Paid the Debt. ‘Tue following true incident was published by the local papers, years ago, but being true, and having been crushed to earth, rises again: In Van Buren there once lived an old gentleman by the name of John Bostick. fie kept a hotel, and was also proprietor of a blacksmith shop. 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