Judge — February 21, 1885 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. asked his wife, bringing a nd a bottle of Pond’s Extract. Well, vou see, I slipped and fell on the Mr. Dynamite, seeing some sort n explanation was net : Dynamite, you must be drunk, or you wouldn't talk $6 like a fool, Don’t you sup- ose I know there isn’t a piece of ice in Ne ork outside the refrigerators and ice cart its been as warm as summer for four days. ** Well then, it w napeel. [don’t see what difference to you what I slipped on. Ve I see it, battered head ixtract trickle down betw and his neck. The next “ Are letting the en his shirt collar ht he started off again. g out with that eye and 1 Mrs. Dynamite, as he took to depart. They're the best I've got,” smiling maliciously. That nigh alked in his sleep, and murmured something about striking out— first right, then left—until his wife more than haif suspected he was taking lessons in the manly art of self-defence. But no, she said to herself, he can’t be such a foo! that. ‘Things went on in the same way for some time. Mr. Dynamite came and went regu- larly every evening, but after he'd sprained a wrist and dislocated a finger-joint, he ceased n himself. hickened, and Mrs. Dynamite, as was at her wit'’s end. ed before she was able so in common justice Jers in suspense for a he answered P. CUTTER. A SERIOUS UNDERTAKING. “Hurrah! Weve got the dead wool on the ro BLesstNGs never come single. It must be by virtue of this proverb that there are never less than two twins at a birth. Ir is childish, of course, as well as senile to buck against the inevitable, but it isa sad reflection, nevertheless, that when the crema- tory gets in full blaze, the anthropological sharp of distant future will search in vain for a human skull to show the world what manner of head the American citizen of the twentieth century was inthe habit of putting on his fellow citizen in the season of the election carnival. | “Dynamite an” and the Dentist’s “Dag er; on | BOY BURGLAR’S LOST LOVE THE A Vampsome Yarn” in three * Threads. “Taurean? 1 | (Resolution.) IST, my darling! to-night, in ten short minutes, I start to rob the bank; and ifall goes well, to- morrow Dyna- half interest in mite Dan will buy a thy relentless parent’s business, and make thee his wife ere many days—or at | st before von feeble crescent moon becomes s full as two-thirds of the police. non their beats are at this very moment. Dost the prospect please thee, Bridget?’ “Indeed it do, Daniel; butcall me Brigita if thon lovest me, my own sweet pet. Tlast thou the and thy t’ with the My ‘jimmy? and ¢bull's-eye lantern rv with my boss dynamo mixtur neath the folds of my 1 may ¢ on took place between Dan dar, and Bridget (or 1 Whose Union her mile, until Daniel 1 for a partnership in his Ik dark on the fron Br righ fa) Fe guson—u sordid Pa had refused t could put up $2 ee one erguson domicile ed the above benison ty . he implanted a rapturous kiss uj her refrowsse n ming, mutteri ad sped away x with the heart: enthu- Now fer de ‘boodle’. Quake bank- president!—shiver depositors!—for ver Let yer boots, Dynamite Dan means te night!” Tureap 1.—( Execution.) Though onls and twenty-th lays of age, Dynamite Dan had been one of the most su | theirunion, while Daniel has also | Well, 1 eighteen years, nine months, | stul burgoliers | office now rea in the land, With the aid of his safe-wreck- ing explosive, he had been the champion vanlt violator of the period. He h three banks in Cairo undete all the spondulix that he had “blowing out ” of Cairo banks, in the habit of * blowing in” against. faro— banks; our hero was * broke when he wooed for the (pond) lily white hand of the dentist’s daughter. But now the fourth and last bank of the town is also at his mercy; and, as he pries open a window-sill with his jimmy, and en- ters the building, he resolves, with the booty to be acquired on this night, to marry. Brid- get, study dentistry, go in “cahoots” with Pap-in-law Ferg: , and settle down to a quict life, as per programme hercinbefore he had been | set forth. He slips in noiselessly the dozing watchman, chloroforms him, and then proceeds to fill the erevices of the cash- vault door with his never-failing dynamit \ slight flash, a detonation, and the mas- » bolts and bars are shattered, Another nilar operation on the safe inside, and great 8 of greenbacks rouleauc of gold and silver are at creeps up behind with the lucre, he lightly toss shoulder, then emei from that national dep. to his waiting fiancee: *Huzza, Brigita! victory the boy burglar’s noble effort! Here oe-nailed feet, thy Daniel « ire Which insures our fu a phantom he flew back hath crowned Duffy me bey! come she fondly excla flung down his burd screech, and fainted dead to ui “ Bully for you, me grateful buzzum!” 1s Danny ave one unearth] wav in his arm: The boy burglar had dropped the heavy trunk upon the off corn on her right foot! !! —( Retribution.) ed down the aisles of time. Miss Bridge guson recovered from her coma, and became Mrs, Daniel Duffy the next day after the events Ceseribed in the precceding chapter, while ** Dynamite Dan” forsook his arduous calling of burglar- ism for the easier one of tooth-pulling, Two little children are th prouts “sprouted” an alleged moustache in the interim. Are they happy in their wedded life? should grin to gargle! Old man Ferguson has passed in his checks, and the rejuvenated sign in front of his old “D. Webster Duffy, Den- Tureap wt. Five years have flo: comicbooks.co