Judge — February 21, 1885 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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14 THE JUDGE. It is eaid t Daniel Webster could never go through the strects of Boston without at- tractin ttention, ‘This may be. Boston stree! ly crooked, and Daniel was not a teetotaler.— Philadelphia Call. A Connecticut milits to sell a poisonous air be upon the foe and asphyxi in a radius of 100 feet. evidently traveled. a ars. 'y inventor is trying m, which descends es everybody with ‘The vod deal Journal, on winter —Conrier CONSUMPTION CURED. BEHNING FIRST CLASS Grand Square dUpright | Wareroom 3 W. (4th St. & 129 B, 126th St. Factory, to JORY STREET, Black and Colored” Type and Lithographic | PRINTING INKS. HOME SCHOOL FOR PHYSICAL CULTURE, 19. b, FOURTEENTH ST. S. AND YOUTHS, | r Howe Exeectsrs, eymnasium ever devised. Something new PROF, b. ADY MADE BLEACHED BEAUTIFUL Circle and tcation LATOUR, 2146 Lesington Ave. N,V. aie ie Poagen ik IE ERICAN CO., CENTERBROOK, MQGUnSoi pabvuce & Guy CLNTERBIUR, CONS SXC Ponies OR. WARD & CO., LovmtaNa, 30, Ta | ished partner. | play with Tr this is an open winter, why in thunder don’t somebody shut the door!—Aerchant Traveler. Tuene’s many a dynamiter who is afraid to give his mother-in-law a blowing up.— Boston Courier. ‘Wuat would you do for drink if every niakey still in the world were clo: thundered a temperance orater. “Drink beer,” came a voice from gallery.— Brooklyn Times. A Verse a profit of the reports that he made hens the past season. | He sold them carly inthe spring and conse- quently had to plant his garden only once.— Somerville Journal. A Grasp Raptps man was kicked down stairs ten years ago. Saturday he secured a Tenlict for damages. It seems to have nalong time to prove to the jury that he was not a book agent.— Philadelphia News Dublin authorities have presented 5 rnell with the freedom of the city. From the re port: that have recently reached | us from that ‘distracted country,” it was not supposed that Ireland had any’ freedom to spare. — Norris Herald. My wife is really getting complime ked Fogg. “Abt how's that?” “Why of my b raven “ Tlow near for instan “Why, she my head looked like a crow’s nest. Trauscript. en locks.” id ston Switu—* Hello, Jones! What are you at now?” Jones—“I am going to start a daily paper to fill a long-felt want.” “ But you know nothing about journalism, and besides you have not the capital toemploy those who | do.” “True, but Tse gotabout a half aton of wood-cuts.”— Philadelphia Call. Ife was playing whist, and taking up a 1 bristling with spots, and wholly lacking trumps he scornfully said; ‘Bring me a cat, will you?” ** What for?” asked his aston- “Why, [ want something to Silence as of the grave followed and the wind howled without.—Loston Globe, We're got a new dollie at our house, we * exultingly exclaimed a young lady of very tender years while on a visit to Mother- nice. Is it a pretty ako M no, i ain't putty a bit, — Washington Matcher. + Wiere is your son John, now?” inquired Aunty Raratee of Mrs. Rogers, whose eon went west a year ago. ‘‘ Ah, Aunty; poor Johnny has gone to that bourne from which no traveler returns,” replied the mother. “Deary me, you don’t say so? That's just the way with my boy, I can never get him to leave Chicago.”— Brooklyn Times. but it’s alive!” We accidentally overheard the following dialogue on the street yesterday. Jones—Smith, why don’t you stop that disgusting hawking and spitting? Smith—How can 1? You knowIam a martyr to catarrh, J—Do asl did. I had the disease in its worst form, but I am well now. What did you do for it? J—I used Dr “Sage’s Catarrh Remedy. cured me and it will cure you, S—I've heard of it, and by Jove I'll try it. J—Doso. You'll find it at all the drug stores in town. It | | | ACCIDENT INSURANCE | At Half the Usual Rates of Other Companies. MEMBE FEE, $5. MBEF United States Mutual Accident Association, ny ! New York. The best in I. Thousands of claims paid > valid, my contested or unpaid, SHIP dlway the W, costs €1 surance, with a Year week Indemnity; JAMES R. PITCHER, Sec’y. CATARRH [y's Cream Balm Head. Relief. Inflamma- cow . inp A tlays Restores the Senses of Taste and Smell. ty $3 12 page Tiiuetrated Premium aed ioe List and Agent's Canvaming Outfit, all for 18cts, SNOW & CO., Meriden, Co’ Bend 81. $2, #2 o retail box, pyexprens sett eee candieain Amer antly.and strictly pare. ta micas Addreas, MUST BE USED. Young's Patent Electric Belts. FORTE CORE oF srRv. The Famous English Custard Powder — Produces DELICIOUS CUSTARD WITHOUT EGGS, at HALF THE COST AND TROUBLE. 5 Sdd in Boxes at 18 cents, A GREAT POWDER LUXURY Inventors & Manufacturers, A Ian & Soxs, Birmingham, PASTRY | EV ANS, suowel Phlladetohle. Pe it of address. "Pas: ere n fittio work containing Practical th and Urivinal Kreipes for Tasty Disbes for the ind Supper table. comicbooks.com