Judge — February 14, 1885 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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This is a satirical comic story titled "A Story of Julia, Alphonso, and a Valentine." The narrative follows Alphonso, a man who: 1. In February, discovers he's broke after an "extensive feel" 2. Attempts to avoid a debt collector 3. Purchases a Valentine on an installment plan ($3.00/week) 4. The Valentine becomes a family attraction 5. Must pay installments or face consequences The satire mocks working-class financial desperation and the installment-purchase system that allowed poor people to buy goods through weekly payments—a common practice that trapped consumers in debt cycles. Alphonso's choice to buy a luxury gift (the Valentine) despite being unable to pay debts reflects on both his poor financial judgment and the predatory nature of installment schemes that made frivolous purchases accessible to those who couldn't afford them. The humor derives from his absurd priorities and inevitable downfall.