Judge — January 10, 1885 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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Paper, A word to it nex Trap « when [9 there, by teered to me would ha left out o} full rizge tol thenght if he and he ealt, ep him [the Bill! abdut « Don I thought it was great. eving, an old timer in th 1 leetle adwice.” He told me the article Now while we till think 1 “blow in 6 Bill Willi the wise, ete. When the hovs day, they thought likewise. ‘The lid a fine Insiness that night, and was going to the (ls nt the way, and cooked there) Jac parts, dain vd to give go with me ‘es he v ve been all right if Bill had been fit, but Bill was a terror. and when ed von could dig Te gh ont 8 in his pberhoad to ballast a ship. Bill would be sure to come wot as he saw the article, and he Fasked him ult me, * Bill could eat yer widout any rspects were gloomy, but T told ight T could worry along ontil nhs ber rdment, ‘Hooray for Bill Williams.” * Run the | 1 man dropped ine | tenderfoot’ bodily,” young many yer he walked in, if he had imposin on i nt laborin men, dl have been nothing left No, we can’t read asked me how the paper | [streaked for Prescott, 8 1 told him Twas just | and took the first train cast, and fifty odd pounds of type standing ont | tie, silin’ to the ‘Turks? ” there in Bigbug. It is for sale. The | ine t deal. ‘They'll come to | former owner left because the climate didn’t | or, demented, | ng feller, do yon know me?” and | witted maniac, provided I can find the p. d. | be and then Vd A JOKE ON THE “Here sce they can’t do without | agree with him, ‘The whole business will be | primeval forest the. piper: closed out to some p f- | Alas, w the Bigbugi t was, xxy Mas— Hey, Bub, where yer yoing?” extday was S lo Equatty Funny Boy" Going to alight. so fara with the ex- maf an ove [remark about Bull Inexpressibly Tuere is ath » Yuma, | engaged in There's a press | drama, when, + epatl ivan m, f e me? Ly. the any fool ought to know that!” to the unknown low terrible! A gran 4 gan” down gently on the “upper | h-w, maniac in thirty days, tune! This will t = ALFRED GEORGE, until a ship arrive: . sir; Lam sorry to say [do not.” =—=— cisco Argonaut. “Don't know me, hey? and he yanked 2 following touching lines appear in out anot fondled + ir! toknow you. Pi git,” as T said this | looked toward the door | initial: —not tha aw the were fron them “1 hington Matchet. ‘They are signed C.” and carry abundant internal of their authorship, but we did not know that Grover Cleveland sported a middle her, only of a larger calibre, and tlovingly. I got riled. Trepeat that I neither know norcare ble, meander, and [ BEDTIME. 1 around it, Some | When cach wee little star commences to twinkle District, but most of | Out from its wonderful big bed of bluc; 1 felt relieved. When all sleepy cows forget to say ut I wanted to run, ol ang congre; m the 31 * moo,” Tis is the time when the farmer chimney’s blaze, And talks with 1 Of the And talks to the farmer's daughter Of the splendid hi ———_— “No, not any,” The water, und * By my name's Bill Williams, do | gut tie down so still that their bells cease to tinklo— yer know now? You are the rourin’ | tenderfoot” thet wants the furks’ to | acbody that I know begins to get drowsy, with it. rewl your dirty, sncakthievin’ little paper | And cudidles all up on the sofa or chair, by in preference ‘to buy in my ‘ forty rod.” | And nows her wee head till her pretty brown hair | 81UCc. PhS a father a for wuz thir in oppesition to the **" made y doit way bac ning fe Ther walis in’s youd,” bat ‘The mt oe “hear nie hulle i | Becomes (if L must say it) awfully frows; \| nd g aud father wuz rite E Love may be bli young man, | ty ye No Wiilia | When all the dark shadows begin tolook “creepy”, | when your Boston girl puts on specs,” | d tell him what to read or who | And nurse wakes her up to go up to bed, then you bad better look out and net fool [ cher to. Hearmesome more. I | Somebody that 1 know shakes her small head, 1] Mama, not yet! I'th not a bit thleepy!” G.A.C. iw’ o' starting: a mill in this town | And says. ap,” thet would lightnin’ cheaper. Now I won't g's this spindle-shanked loafer from stays in town. Sce them guns, | Her? Yes? Well them’s goin off. goin off right in yere. Thet your Well take it and git, walk- The sorest trial a young post-office clerk has to endure in serving his country is when a dainty letter, addressed in a hand he knows and loves, going through the office to that rival of his in a neighboring town, How he longs to break the seal, reud it, and then seal the break, he se Mow me—” red, and bang-bang went aling glance at the es, bot they had their backs towards that each town n cn Williams came out and stopped | ha ve two OF more pos’ -ofli nobod, be allowed to that moke one ina plico | flat? Fan¢ Donss—‘‘ Four times I have called to eee that yeung lady and pulled at the bell, yet nswered.” +0, perhaps the belle wasn’t at home.” “T guess that’s it.” “ Screnc up, £ heaven's suke : Gosst lies in’ cor me in my heallong career. * Tull on; we'll | being entirely, insufficient for Democratic put thisthing toa wore, Fellers, give ver | officerkera, ~ This may prevent a gener Choice of two things in this town, © new gin | fice war breaking out over the land f mill or a newspaper, which il it be?” (and deluging the country with bad blood, | rowches can’t get at, Incongruous. rical tradition extant to the cffeet that the late Mr. Braham was once repregentation of a Iric clad in evening dress, white gloves, and bearing a crueh hat, footlights and es wandering in the midst of g and uninha torescue me wife of his bosom, md old by: While the lovestr Sits in another 1 e days; son of his neighbor sto come. said Jonesboy, “alon, rcople were once all destrose have been afraid of it edited by Dr. J. E. Taylor, November uumber, contain: many other articles, one on System of the Cockroach.” ir got blue, and I—got— —_ can’t you start something new? — Don’t you petition is to be presented to congress, think’the old system is played out? Don’t you feel likea cockroach squeezed having all your most refined with the cockroach! Is! If you mnst have a system, have one that the cock- Oh! girls, girls, mon pited. is this I ece Thank fore || avy moments * San Fran- mong The Nervous comicbooks.com