Judge — December 20, 1884 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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BN : A ha acta THE JUDGE. mm WELL POSTED. eR—* How many of the commandments them are there?” ecnER—" kw Scuotan— , Lknow tie hull of them: high instep and square at the toes for eve- ning receptions, and open at th back except in cases where they find it too much trouble to slip it over their heads and t' ev their hair to comballoveragain. Th be cut high in the neck, so in case your laundry should not happen to arrive in time, cte., and very short in thesleves. ‘They will ave no pocket i1 them for watches, as this winter all time will be turned into money for the purpose of paying for the clothes, time itself being played out with ths tailor. Dress coats this winter will be cut either ort, ding to the size of your though a few who ran always to the remes will wear coats short that the atly exposed beneath them. ‘The rggestion to them will be “ Pull et legs eo ortest nge them. ” nough simplo down your coat.” Men with lor will stick as they ays do to coats, ul nothing ean eh Promenale coats will have tails long to reach below the overcoat, so as to let people readily seo that yeu really hav under coat abo rd, ani sedentary people will have the tails extra padded for comfort in x down, especially at charch or on the idewalks, You can get your tailor grease-spots on the collars, lapels, or the sleeves which will defy int spection and fool the best of them, for a small sum extra, Coats will be buttoned up close to the neck this winter, as it will be convenient in case your vest has been delayed on tne road. There will be one outside pocket into which you can pin a piece of gaudy silk and let on that itis a handker- chief. Welding coats will not be much worn this season from the simple fact tha they, with th ‘ome too high, and also from lack of occasion. The few that will be displayed will be looked npon with envy, and many hearts will ache to wear one.‘ Bhicksmith’s aprons, for prome- nade wear, will have pants and sleove attach- ments, and will be all the rage among the eli to pat in cessories, Uisters will be ent with a large spring over the instep and also aspring at the knees, and the rear will be en train, The re- modelied overcoats will be pretty much in the same style as they were lust year, unless they may be shortened by cutting enough off tho tail to make a new collar. Tho fashions in gents’ shoes will be varions. Large shoes will bo worn by men havin whole-souled, large feet, and small shoes will also be in vogue for small feet. The Bern- hardt shoe will still have sixteen buttons and reach to the elbow, High-stringed shoes will only be worn by high-strung men. Calf shoes will be made different from horse. shoes this winter, and kid shoes for the kids, lined with woo ‘en socks, will Leat bare feet all hollow. Gums will effectually preserve holes in shoes which can boast of having them, and prevent the h le from being kicked off and lost. Poin ed shoes will be | extra ground so they will split the wind with less difficulty, and bias heels will be much worn, Hurd hats will be worn or hard heads, and soft hats on soft heads. ‘I'he fashion of uring a brics in the bat to keep it from blowing off will be ull the rage among the | most sociable sets, We ure extremely sorry to | see that some men this winter will wear hats that have no brains in them, and we would beg them to «wap the hats off and get some- | thing of a different style, for their own looks and for their own sakes, and their friends, Last year’s gloves will keep their old places, slightly out at the tocs and at the hecl, soles a Little thin, and the uppers racked to let the cold out. Young men in save up the mittens they get until they get mates, if they ever do, Ear-ulsters will | be made of buffalo-robes, if you can get them | big enough. Canes, for protection against | the weather, will be heavier this winter. Ifot scotches, for inside wear, will be much | larger; cigars will also be worn larger for increased warmth, while the hair will be cut bias, and young men will endeaver to cultivate. the acquaintance of larger mus- taches for winter use.” A. W. BELLAW, Eactt winter there is an access of religious fervor and carmits become popular. | Young Democrat (who doesn’t exactly it means) —“« Well, we've reached and [ suppose the Old One (who knows exactly what it means) — “Milk and_ hon be blowed! We've got back to the flesh pots and whisky jug. ‘That's all there’s of it. Stick to the old version, young man” Tne Arizonian wasexplaining that “down to Bloody Shirt we ceed to have dog fights and chicken fights, and a fandango every Sunday all day long, but since the new railroad come into town from Sandego, and brought along with it a new class of society, you didnt see no sich amusements worth worth looking at in Bloody Shirt no more, Elderly member Y. M. C. A.— ‘Ah, yes, these railroads are under the divine guidance, great civilizers. Increased facilities fur communication have a tendency to banish such rude and bratal pastimes by introdue- ing a more refined social clement. The in- fluence of Christianity is being extended by seemingly worldly means, and these great railroads, next to preaching the gospel—” Arizonian—‘ Yes; you sce, now before one of the bird's hes time to fetch blood, one of the boss gits his head broke fur tryin’ to | break through the ring; then his friends takeitupand the chickensis forgot. Similar the proceedin’s is interupted ata dog fight, and afore we have time to give our limbers | a shake at a dance, onc of these galoots sends a bullet whnzzin’ over your head, then the main part draws their weapons, and, of course, under sich circumstances the ball langishes, and afore midnight we have more or less corpses on hand. No, Sunday’s is gittin’ so dull down there that some of the boys couldn’t stand any longer, 80 we pulled np and got.” TIME WAITS FOR NO MA Yorxo Panty, Ovp Pauty—" G TUDENT” would like to have ourepin- ion as to whether smoking or chewing to- bacco is injurious. We believe smoking al- ways injures tobacco. Bologna sausage und Duteh herrings, we understand, are eome- times smoked to correct their inborn weak ness, but tobacco is strong enough by nature, Chewing also undoubtedly injures the weed, but it can’t be helped. A friend of ours had a valuable neighbor who came near losing a fourteen year old son by swallowing a plug of old-fashioned twist whole. Besides, law am Stick’s time duwn to this present day of writing, our national vice has been bolt- ing our victuals, and the fatal consequence is that we have no n: ‘Therefore chew, “*Sthdent ’—but hold’ on a moment; there's another way of handling the weed that we have heard of but never tried. It is held by certain wise-looking persons, that the proper way of using tobacco, if one would get most good out of it, is to exchew it. — Better beg or borrow a plug or two and give this method a trial, My watch ain't 9.—uhy—i Mr. Moontieutry had a run of bad Inck last. week. ‘Three chickens accompanied him as he was retarning homeon Wednesday morning—chickens the property of one of those excellent: thick-headed old Verks Co, gentlen who threatencd in the purest Pennsylvania Duteh to Sclue (prosecute) der verflammte negher.” ‘The poultry was thankfully eaten without loss of time, then Moonligttly bethought h'm of another of his neighbors w':ose head thin, as be- came a philospher. ‘To kim he went and begged .. be helped out of what he culled a “finanicial dificulty,” his scrape, namely, with the Dutchman. ‘Invest in other stock and recoup yourself like a hite man,” said Philosophy. ‘The advice looked sound and Moonlighily, being aware that Philosophy was owner of a likely shote, invested accord- ingly the very firstmight it was dark enough to do so with profil. But fortune has no eye for color, thestock depreciated on his hands, or, technically speaking, the hog died. Mr. Moonlightly, though he never had the advantages of schools, churches and saloons in his early years, can draw a moral as well | as the next man. And this is the moral as he has drawn it: that gentlemen of his raco should never meddle with stock after the manner of white folks but ‘stuck to de anima:s what hab feathers,” comicbooks.com