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past them, but the world calls | them, in its blind idolatry, “ Such a happy couple Did I notice any other celebrities? Well there was a Mrs, Le Clere with the same ticket on, she is married to a youn, pe- grace. Ie was so drunk when the ring was placed on her fing that he tottered, and fell on the best man’s shoulders. They had kept three men up all night to prevent him commiti suicide, and to have him sober for the wedding day. Now he is periodical ly ina maison de sante. She accepted to get rid of her gambling debts, and bi the man she wanted (who we all saw talking to her at the ball) had an opera faney for a soubrette, and told her plainly, “1 like you awfully, but I have an entanglement, and I will not marry ow Flake, because there is just enc pectability left in. me to prevent my placing her in my mother’s chair.” I did not hear her answer, but from some- thing both dropped, I believe they were | making arrangements to clope. Everybody all them ** Such Anyone else Lknow? Yes, pretty, fascinat- ing Mrs. Harling. Don't you remember a short time count of her wedding, with the d she wore, and the lo: list of p Woald you believe it, was pouting becanse her lord (who really is only a boy just from school, and she a’ baby) had ordered her to wear a pink Surah silk, instead of the dazzli white every one knows is so trying. H look surprised when I tell you she had been crying, and the tears had dropped on her gant de suede gloves, and dyed the echarm- 1 dress with the rose-stains from her bouquet. [heard her say, ‘1 hate him!” “‘Ilush,” said the partner, a moustached young of “Well, Li “Bat you are only married a month.” “ Quite long enough.” As she whisked past me, an outsider put up his cye-glass, yawned, remarked: “Just married, and, I believe, such a happy Too Inaudible. ay I can, used by man, I've asked her every In every Janguag If she my life will ever} But never heard her answer 9 After my To ope my ears nncommon wide, estion T have tried T have held my heart to hear, In vain, the answer of my dear. I went and got an audiphone Which greatly m: + the But then it did not seem to do, T could not hear it cen with two, Yes, is a word excecding small, That seldom’s ever heard at all; I've listened close as T coull But failed to catch the answer yet. If she has answered yes, | know She must have said it rery low, And Tam grown forlorn and sad To think my hearing’s getting bad Kitcnen extravagance has nearly ruined these high living Frenchmen. “Though they had Grevy of their own, they gave Bismarck two fine provinces to pay for a German dressing. ° +I \Y SSSA (ie One more unfortunate Weary of thi Rashly importun Groes for the A rrouLen for the political economist. Why do the people of Ireland continue to be the poorest of the poor, if it be true that the capital of Ireland is Dublin’ every year? Tae doctor is right and the community is with him—what the too enterprising Fitz- windle most needs is arrest. But, of course, he won’t take it till it is forced on him, “We only insure persons who are in good health,” said our “Ish dat zo? Y Vat you tink, T come pay you ten tollars fer insure my helt ven I vas vell?” Mrs. Urtonr—*t Of course the families are respectable enough, but Alice and Jane naturally think it hard that they are ex- pected to marry a U. S. Senator and a Governor, after Marion making such a splen- did mateh.” Mrs. U's husband—* Of course, but they must be reasonable. Remember we bh house full of girls, and they can’t ex} find a coachman on every tree, can they?” first— — keg. Journal of Young Sawbone's Bride. Noy, 6TH y tells me that her former Mistress informed the world at large that she had furnished rooms to rent by inserting an advertisement in a mornin, ver. I sent out and purchased a copy of the Herald, and, after reading over any qnantity | of advertisements, that seemed to hit our case exactly wrote one out for myself. It read like this: “A young physician and his wife, finding they have room than they require, would let a tly furnished apa nts toa select, refined party e will liberally for perior accommodations.” To this I added the number of our house and street, and had just ordered a coupe te drive to the newspaper office, thinking to surprise Edward by having the rooms rented without his knowing anything about it, when he appeared on the scene. Ie wanted to know where I was going, | but before I could answer he picked up my poor little advertisement that lay upon the Garena, aad scarcely finished reading it comicbooks.com