Judge — November 8, 1884 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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THE De The Shame of It. and could be elected president, how England would laugh in her sleeve. Snee ‘at liberty and libertinism are synonymous in America, would not be found wanting in the columns of her press. Anarchists would consider his election palps proof that licentiousness is not a vulner- point of attack on a man’s moral A nominee with such a bl: as is his, is bad enoug for such @ man to occupy the most. exalte position in which the suifrages of his fellow countrymen can place the most worthy man, should be inGnite! ly worse, Ir Grover © : an unprecede American history. The young ne rising generation would point s an example, illustrative that irily an unsurmount- advancement in public hal voken As a peer to 1 up.as a model of propriety asa man of unblemished character and un- | Or, even asa gentleman; areer would be eminent- ly well worthy of imitation by the ambitious scions of our time he 1 statesmen? An aspirant to the position of first gentleman in the land, whose duty requires him to reside in the Executive Mansion and dispense its honors and hospitality, should have the record of a gentleman at least to recommen¢ him—if his executive ability is even thire rate. If Grover Cleveland could be elected and proved himself the best of presidents, our nation would still have to snffer a la ing stigma and disgrac An indelible blot would be cast upon. her escutcheon throng the oceupancy of the presidential chair by man w » and rove. would indeed have and to hang its head Democratic society n eagle cause to droop its win, if vanquished by a buzzard. It was hoped that Cleveland’s nomination would be popular in the East. ‘These hopes have not been disappointed. glish Th The newspapers seem to be solid for him, An iron-lined sardine of ocrat is not quite of the « And he n it may be that ¢ bottle, it is cer he could ma: ength nee principles, But, though et away with a in that in his Sheriff days a drop. “What are the wild way question that has puzzl Dickens. A more practical question is, what are the tidal wave One interviewer reports hey ca yout nothing but shipwreck; another that they are sullen and keep their tent and swear consumedly at the ake they made two ing?” is a »ple ‘Tike the Tommore, the great Demc poct, offered drinks, chromos and other attractive works of art for the discovery and arrest of words that would rhyme with Cleve- land and Hendricks. After receiving such things as pewtersand, shorthand, nodemand, biglicks, bedst nd gans nir, he was so disgusted “Marry, the Blaine and Logan tick as somewhat; it has rhymes but ours has neither rhyme nor reason.” campaign nd | see THE “When a when he sits stunned and looks sheepishly that he isn’t hurt in the least. He may ev beforehand that he was going to sit d Democratic party has just sat down in that way, BALEFUL BANANA SKIN around Double Discount. Tov man of letters—famous Fisher, Admirer of, and Blaine's well-wisher, Lay on thick and fast Your letters are—as many thought, ht, over-cast. Of mettle rather over-wrou er C, thinks he can rest, (Well, p'raps he knows what suits him best) Serenely—free from care, n will teach hit i A man of tact, ‘Tho’ Fisher's letters ‘pear Their cha Blaine’s weapon's progress, peace. Of labor he'll ki Free Trade, T'm sure he'll * ges leave pup the price; him has too much spice; the les Johnnie's Composition. INK. INk is the stuff I’m ritin’ with. I don’t) see the good of tellin’ ’bout it when everybody it every da I asked brother Jim how ’twas made, and he tole me all about it, Black ink is made down to Africa. They put in two colored children to fourteen gallons of torpid water, and one quart of vinegar, ‘nileman steps on a banana skin aud sits down very hard, tl ON GROVER. OF THE RESERVE. follows a brief period A. He then gets tip, and w liotic expla du —Baltimore- American. Red men are used in ma anufacturing red | ink, and white ones for “pale,” copying inks. Printing ink is made of black mud, molas- sess gunpowder, glue, and ground hairoil one third of each, Ben. Franklin said: ‘The lever which moves the world of mind is the printing ink,” and if its made of that conglomerash- ing of nasty stuff, I should think ’twould move anything. ‘There’s one kind of ink I ain’t mentioned, and that’s Mucilage, but its imported from Gumarabi: ‘The Gum-arabs would not have been able to stick to their climate so long if it hadn’t been for that . Ink bottles wern’t discovered for two years after the ink w: Previous to this “they used to keep it in lard-pails and raisin boxes, Ink ain’t good to drink, and its always gettin’ onter somethin’. For instance, I’ve been getting it on to this sheet of paper for thirty minutes, and I’m glad I can call the next blot a period, ©. 8. Wapy. “Cleveland nota good man?” exclaims the great preacher, ‘ when did avordupois cease to be a virtue.” then they strain it through a gun barrel and | let it evaporate and it makes beautiful ink. Jim says they use nutgalls in this country, *coss the law forbids steepin’ nigger babies. Tammany is wise. Tammany keeps the whiskey for home consumption, and uses the cold water for indorsing “regular” candi- dates, comicbooks.com