Judge — November 1, 1884 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. from the dining-room, Mr. Kensington spends his spare moments in wondering how “EXCUSE THESE TEARS,’ he can best demolish the next mantle board, which he knows is slowly but surely approach: ing cor pletion, An Ambiguous Term. A rep-PaceD man behind a lo} cigar stopped in front of a store v the south end of which hung a is, unkempt and homespun suit that Jy as does the striped suit of the clown in the circus, all bespoke the citizen from Wayback. ness I look over your umbrellas, ¥.” said Hay addressing a dapper little hap behind the counter. Yes, sir; r Als ruralist’s inspection. After looking them over for some time he slowly moved his head as he slowly muttered: », I don’t see it any what?” asked th “Why, ourambrella. My darte hern when she was daown here thre ago come Thursday, and when [saw your sign T thought perhaps you might have picked itup. I'll be down again in a few weeksand I'll stopand see if you have heard anything of it, Sal thought a heap on that umbrella, and I'd be mighty glad to g back agin. You'll try now, sonny, to rec it for me, won't yer? Good by till I sce yer agin.”’— Boston Glol Where the Wicked Go. Tur Sunday-school superintendent was lecturing the scholars last Sunday morning The news from Ohio reaches Albany. on the wickedness of stealing. After he had talked some time, he asked them quest £ = on what he had said, in order to fix hi: od Easy Enough. Watch. counsel in the r minds, . a ‘Tie directors newly established bank ow, children,” he said, ‘is it as wrong “Wert,” said a merchant travel £ had rvices of a watchman, as itisa hundred thousand | in a hotel office waiting for trade well rece ided, but did not seem h doing, but I guess xperienced. ‘The chairman therefore t for him topost him up abit, and began: this is your first job of this kind, Il cried. who steal made happy by »” came the chorus, ell me, now, where do the bad people disobey the commandment and hy, he clerk will make a hotel 1 for you, as big as you want, and you + Yes, sin” Ja,” squealed a little boy over in| needn't see omer fora week. Hotel the corner, before the crowd had chance to ar ghty accommodating. answer, and the superintendent had to leave | Merchant Traveler. ~ the rooms for repairs. —— So Much the Better for Her. Gus De Swrtn—*T_ see by the 3] A GENTLEMAN and his wife, the latter that the Czar has been enjoying the pleasures | with a six months’ old infant in her honest; reliable trustworthy: but it will of the chase in the Jablonski forest, near bout to enter the Austin opera house be your duty to keey seeeoN ith ? the perform phight, when the © But it will be hard to watch two men r suddenly : . he bunk at the rame time, sir.” avam, but you can’t take Two men—how? t " “Why, sir, it was only yesterday that the . Very well,” said the | o much the manager called me fo: a vid you | better for me. on just take care of the were ane of the best m L little fellow till the play is over—and, by the jt would be j way, here's the milk-bottle in case he should | you, and let the ery.”"—Teras Sifting around after hours, Your duty must be to exercise vigi- : careful how strangers approach you.” r—he is a good man, oly— What Inck did he have? De endid. He came back —Texas Siftings. “You are looking so badly my da an Austin mother to her ater ‘that I shallsend for Dr. “Don’t send for him. He is alr gaged to be married.”— Texas Tiftings. Scuurz rarely unbosoms himself to any Pile Tumors, one except our washerwoman, whom he tries | however large, speedily and painlessly enved assiduously to placate, but gets only cuffs | without knife, caustic or salve. Send for his pains, II the supply of soiled | cents in stamps for pamphlet, references churz and other dirty linen constantly on | reply. World’s Dispensary Medical Associa- and.—Chicayo Sun. tion, 663 Main Street, Buifalo, N. Y. , Saye trial te pamphlet free comicbooks.com