Judge — August 16, 1884 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. 7. Now Satan communed with himself, saying, ‘ Lo, [ have pestered this Juno for many months, and he hath given no Let me ponder.” ’ 8. So Satan pondered; and he got a plan i | a which filled him with ticklement, so that he M! tt | t— - | Ant DAILY ud with joy. MATHML H j | DEPENDENA, ‘Then entered he the head ofatall, thin i t srohrae OFFICE und inspired him to do wicked things. ‘Then the tall, thin man answered and “Twill get me up and go to ‘THe Jonar, for lo, T have a psalm sweeter than those of David. 11. And he arose, and went unto Tne duper. 12. And spake unto him in this wise: O JvoGe, in the winter time did T write unto a psalm about Beautiful Snow, 3. But though I wrote it on both sides | of the parchment, in red ink, and with manifold blots, yet thou didst not publish it. 14. Therefore did I wait until the gentle spring time, and then did I write unto thee | apsalm concerning Beautiful Spring. And | still thou didst defy me. | . And for that reason I come unto thee ; for lo, thou hast defied me twice. 16. Behold, I bring thee again a psalm, | which is upon Midsummer.” 17. Then Tur Jupar, being exceeding wise, did perceive the design the tall, thin man had rning him, which was to read unto him the psalm. | 18. Wherefore Tur Jup swered and said: ‘Worshipper of Dagon, thy doom is fixed. Inasmuch as thou readest one word to me, thou shalt be changed into a sausage of the kind which isnamed Bologna. 'There- fore get thee up and absquatulate.” 19. But the tall, thin man replied unto Ba: UDG “Lo, it is short; but ninety . and five verses it containeth.” And he did Tis is not a view.of an insane Asylum. — It represents the editorial staff on one of our “ kicking ” contemporaries trying to indite editorials which will ** consist” with what they published a few years ago in favor of the Republican nominees. Lend he ; Eh THE JUDGE straightway seized upon his javelin and upon his automatic uncer, 7 eae 21, And put on his spiked shoes. 1 Knew by the Sound. Notable Members of Congress. 2. And he did dance upon the tall, thin = — d did slaughter him. 8 SODA WATER LYRIC. Latest on the floor—Slo-cum, And ‘Tie JUDGE went before the peo- —_— | Sticks to the eyes of the majority and le, and spake thus unto them: “Behold, After Tom Stoonx—several years after. knows best which members are men of weight the winter is past, and the spring 1s past, a . les, " " , and the spring poet therefore thinketh he | Eknew by the sound that so gratefully fizzed Whom the Union soldiers will not forget can come midsummer poems on me. And | Upo a tore was near, till memory loses her seat—Libbe: in that matter he getteth wofully left. And T said, z th to be found, For whom some of the Ohio members . A man who is thirsty may hope for it here. would dearly love to ea killer—Payne. = Whom all the member: lrawing nearer Perhaps. ‘Twas twelve o'clock, sharp; all nature was still, to every z Save vol flies which were buzzing around, ‘The only member in favor of leaving his titwein And the boy at th who was pounding out pills | scat to the most worthy man in his district What @ sigh In his mortar, which gave forth a dull, hollow | —Alexander. . Bloated men, sound Whose labors are sometimes lost, but him- Hunts for key-hole, self not much lost between Morrison and Finds it gone, In this snug little shop, oh! how happy Ud fcel Jall—Love. : . Lays on doorstep With a maiden, with me the sweet syrup tosip, | Always found in the ring—Lovering. Until dawn Who would sinile when I tre F Without whose aid even the most eloquent Wito'comes out Wouldn't get on her ear, ‘© me her lip. member would be no better than Teufels- Big and stout? drockhs ‘naked Duke of Windlestraw ad- Ite his wife "Neath the shade of yon tree, then to take the dear | dean a naked House of Lords ”—Taylor. Without a doubt; lhe Democratic ery to the White House— Yanks tichias And encircling her waist, oh! how blest would Ibe | Long. . Tee isso Ira (paul Gi Nor INHORESE NIDA. aad to kato The favorite of Anthony B, Susan, because rt That no other fellow had kissed her but me. he is the only member who ever burned an (Wife to husband) advanced female at th e—Talbot. . . . . . Whom members may name in debate with- out being called to order, and muke free But there's many a slip, ‘twixt the cup and the with their names without being called out— The plagucy old fountain was dry—‘twouldn't | Smith, Brown, Jones. And the sizzle; | De ly the most unpopular man in the Helped us out in Ohio.” ‘The soda’d “give out "—so the druggist found out, | house, Democrats and Republicans alike Poor man, bloated, fat, And I found, alas! that the fizz, was a fizzle. | sinking party nd politics and going Of course he’s not a Democrat. zug, for him wherever he is seen—Money. “ Wher've you been?" comicbooks.com