Judge — August 9, 1884 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. ‘The protection of American manufacture the coin of the world for curren tion and maintenance of the Mor ling outof the ‘divine right” tk planks in our up for a thousand men who make this lic their home business every week, and you can possibly of kings, are the four live platform, that shall be: put in a penitentia: the other delicate purtenances pertaining free trade robbers of old “Albion, delig! wey, elect Blaine by blessing where you in Fondly thine own, Bob Up Serenely. nina state of hi ‘The rebels withdrew and a Swearing at once they wou And pluck from our hat was the time of I very trampled With heart ever strong nid voice ever che phed up serenely — y But— Mi naided your party on But Will haide yin again, | © in his keeping the Plumed, tattooed, and elected fair; and with labor cheering, piano ina fury, the Tales of My Grandmother. : and grandma nd nobody fearing, giver Bob up serenely in the President's chair. Arter our return to New York, things in the old way RAIS ggor? 9 Ss fore and it cost me $15,000,000, youll beat that blarsted, bloody went for us, Wi and I don’t think we we: Another evening we got into sad disgrace, or rather Tdid, which’ grieved Aunt Prissy From the Bar to the Bench. an institution in’ gra id certainly assumed a very impor- Hap been drinking, drinking, drinking and occupations, pers and tormenting me, y the influence he exercised ov litely and obs himself any longer against the siloonist and his f seat on the bench. ri; ds helped him to a Ws Did he wish to ven instead of six? 1 to be drawn from this | only ones I being quite fortable and desire n Did he wish for s we don’t expect to; wild Western life, or a scene . peradventure, what the col- ored brother calleth a : wones? So did she. greatest feat of all, he in- who hated music, to be- musical society, was in love with Aunt Prissy nent fancy which I most bit resente Dis--cur-tesey. ly imagined she liked it! Wuex the pitiable cle is presented of a set of small > entertainment, was very proud of all his g ! tances in Eng many thin; of it, which Mr. Haughton fts of malice and slander the character of some one who is morally and intellectually far their superior, one is’ forcibly reminded of a lot of whelps f low degree, nund the fect of s . Who treats them with alent and hi vening he was singing “TL stood on the bric uight sight of of my unconscions the empre spider on the bridg a's nose. Just then the ¢ I pointed out the coinc as he re and unruMed mie this dirty bnsine both fell into uncon. | that ter, just as Mr. Haug! yon and its broken r He slapped down the lid of the ton reached ‘* the Hanghton and two r geniuses were pounding away at a derful piece of concerted’ m nd sivable din. When’ they ished T walked up to them very po- ved, ** Do you believe the old Many hands make light work?’ Mr. Haughton looked at me with rand complained to grandma But such means were the ed resort to to hinder my vred to death th musical I think Mr. Haughton really imagined he Imit, even to me ng to press her and I knew that was the reason Aunt y avoided shaking hands with him. He nd acquain- und, and used to tell grandma that happened when he was ing with the prince, or hunting with or driving with the duchess, w every one in England worth know- Jolin Brown to Oscar Wilde a He knew Miss Parnell, natu n mistaken for her. ** For, varked, ‘she certainly has the Par- nell nose.” T think Aunt Prissy will di »xious feature before she visits Eu- He lived quite tw s with us wement to grandma and two afterwards, during which time comicbooks.com