Judge — June 21, 1884 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. to gaze at the moon, or any other planet, he is willing; but the longer she remains in this one the better he will be pleased, for every boy is not blessed with an Aunt Pri draped or undraped, and he loves her ve dearly Traveller's Tales. Yes, I once was a navy commander, Aye, and tw 1 ‘round the And 1 by ay vessel uninjured, Yes, Tdid But I never ‘orth Pole, to the matter: me there every d cold of the weather, So be sure you don't give me away. Why, when I was the consul in Turkey, In the year ¢ d nine, They'd a harem fixed up for the Sultan, cen something But ‘twas only ne We lous The poor fellow! I went the next day; But I'm w plored me to leave him ded since then to a re you don’t When I reigned in the Cannibal Islands, n I did as the Cannibals do Though at first, as regarded the dic Thad scruples of course—so we But col T could cat that the very first day, And their sweet little infantile hash But be sure 3 missionary, such a dainty For a year I was rector of All Saints, poor sexton ¢ There it stood like an ass in the Obt be sure you don't give m But when I was the high priest at § 1 made plenty of money, you know, For I got into treaty with Barnum, And sent him a beast for his show. "Twas a manicur beled I gave Barnum the tip what to ‘Twas the sacred white But be sure you don’t give me I'm out of employment at present, And, only L thought it too mean, T could hold a position in England As good as John Brown's with the Queen, her employment should fail me, stand in his shoes some fine day; Victoria is lon, But be sure you don’t give her away to get me— A PHILADELPHIA statistician 8 there are 75,865 idiots in this country. That’s just like these Philadelphia fellows—they never will see anything outside of their own village. It takes the confirme gutteral accents. sot to speak in Wuesx John base ball nine, it the-box. Sullivan pitches rease of ad “LT was quite ont of the common run,” as the boy said when he was left half an hour behind the rest in the race, in the tight place. HANp in hand—just after the deal. THE NFW BREAST | a THIS I8 NOT ONE OF THOSE The Fallacies in “Progress and Poverty. Wires Mr. Henry George wrote “ Progress and Poverty,” he contributed a very valuable addition to the literature of Political Econ- marred, howev by the habit of the or of regarding important social problems an ex parte standpoint, and making pleas in the interest of the proletariat It was natural that such a book should provoke a speedy answer. It was ine evituble that it. should ‘be replied to, but by wri from | no means certain that it would be replied to and now in the ‘ompany, the well, In “The ries of * Progress Poverty,’ however, a new book, r& Wells ( ven, and thorong Its author, Mr. William Hanson in a series of five ¢ : well- Social Problems,” indicating clearly the errors of assumption and reasoning that mar those BOLD OLD KNIGHTS OF THE MODERN BASE BALL CATCHER. EENTH CENTURY, BUT A powerful books, and showing the fundamen- tal impracticability of the methods adi by the great reformer, 1c with a keen logic, th Dunning Macleod, veals its inconsistent hies of Protecti stitute one the two sinst sophistry. rand |b T say in whieh the principles of reat parties that stand arrayed ich other on the ‘Tariff qui are reviewed in the light of political r utes true national he tinal cha » Indus. trial Problem Consider ri.” looks into the essential merits of the impartially points out wron and mise takes on both on the part of the capitalist, and on the part ef the work: nd fearlessly admonis| both with re to their duty. The work is written for the people; but its every proposition for social reform is based upon justice, and the? sim- ple demands of pure humanity, sides comicbooks.com