Judge — June 14, 1884 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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Ay a > Is IT HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU? WILL HE CONFESS? the sun, She had given me little encoura till one day she bestowed upon me sweet smile and gave me a package, It wi Val 3 day, and I was beside my j nd trembling, opened the pac to find a message of love. It wi a cussed chicken bone. Here it is;”” held toward them the bone which he worn around his neck for ¢o long. ‘They rly forward, and the silence was on by the sobs of G. Fred, Cram- gton, when a voice said air haint no chicken, that’s « had can you prove it?” asked G. Fred. »mington in a voice cold as a horse-car. “T should laugh.” “Then, men, farewe the symbol of devotion. nutes more they had a fine back view of G, Fred. Crammington with snow- shocs on, going in the direction of a railroad station. u turkey bone is Cuarrer V. Lucretia P. Knowmeaux was sitting in her boudoir working a red dog on some blue grass for a tidy. A step was heard. “My Lucretia.” “My Fred.” “At last.” « At length.” They were married three weeks after. Fortune Telling. Gypsy—Pray for your future wife, sir, for she needs it. I see her now. Unbeliever—Well, give her a hint to pray for her future husband, for T guess he'll need it. How can it be a square deal, when you deal all *round? Et Manor sticks to his little game. It ia gum Arabic. and he | |as much, and ¢) What Tobacco Did. Mand in hand Upon the strand y stood, grew faint —and deadly overcame her, and only darling, precious, dcarest Isabelline, realized, only too late, beau had’ again been chewing t vile tobacco, in consequence of breath highly colored, the leas: being more than enough to fecbl her of its past, present and future and ultimate effect on her nervous death, So you Tt has dei The separation But, stay, it might Unite them quite So sad him mad— nm more so, than he recovers, repents, swears off and never, no never, to do so again, And she, Ah me, Very naturalee, Is also crazy What can he done To make them one and restore them to their senses, sorrowing | ‘ parents, relatives, friends and wel rejuvenated in soul and body? “The moral And in suet Is it wanting ‘Tis plainly fi Though to many quite new, because, warn a man that, as you may, he still run da young one s a feeling quite quaint she, his one, his that her t bit of it ly inform strength system— before if promiscs l-wishers, the risk of losing his girl, or anybody else’s, rather than give up the filthy habit of eating | tobacco like a horse under the mist that everyone will think him big. aken idea DOES HE KNOW ANYTHING? A Dissertation on Cheese. “IT put that woman off,” said the condue- j tor of car 21, South Fourth St. Line, for several reasons, “Tn the first place she was and took up the room of two; then her market basket | was in the way, and last, but not least, she had a piece of limburger'in the basket ‘that perfumed the car, “T would not mind that either,” said the conductor, ‘as most all of the passengers jare to the manor (or stink, rather) born, but when a scum commenced to form on the windows, and the horses began to look around appealingly, I thought it was time to act.” **T notice,” said the man with the big nose, as the conductor finished, ‘that the Irish are the worst enemics of the limburger cheese, The Americans have adopted our lager, and they are fast adopting our cheese. Taman American, and I have eaten of it several times, and I like it.” “ Bis: has declared war on the Amer- | ican hog,” said the conductor, “and I intend to read the riot act to his cheese every chance | I get. As to Americans loving the cheese, they never can; the American or Irish stom: |} ach can not contain it, unless the aforesaid stomach is very drunk.” | This allusion to the ate of the stomach jof the man with the bi made him | angry d he got off, after taki he num- | ber of the car, to report the conductor for his insolence, leaving a 7 behind him | which the conductor dee! , without open- ing, to be limburger. “*A Dutch Sheeny,” he muttered, as he threw it away, “T could tell by the looks of his nose.” re. Tne tariff question, as she presents her- | self to the mind of the practical politician. Will horizontal reduction cause a vertical rise in any statesman’s chances? And will protection’ sufficiently protect us if we should choose to travel by one of the star routes? comicbooks.com