Judge — February 16, 1884 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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family or he: of li—with the non compos character of incoherent d perpetually assert, alt that she was born at of Indepenc wooden box w 1 pounds, containing, lures to doubt it) the or and other vouchers of her title to as sh the prop during the we were never able the “true inwardness” or source of tunate ballucina til about It happened in this way: Our managing clerk, a worthy member of the ubiquitous and numerous Stnith who is a middle-aged amiable and inquisiti past five hom or even month a doubt rimme study) and silve Iways commise and had ition for the claimist, determined, in the humani point of view, to test the question and fat the my of the contents of the box nd ane empl to inv If in confidence, and under pronis her title, hitherto invulnerabk at length permitted, its mysterious they proved notl package of several hi with silk ribo swain who invari own loving Alex,” together with a collection of short love stories, clipped from various fully stitched t with and exami snitents, and behold! st having After his aforesaid carefully placed the box in rinal order, opinio ject, ad vised fuled specimen of femininity that he » doubt whatever, founded on his that her title was by question or cavil—ambiguously me: her title to the box and to the City Hall Park with th buildings thereon. not in the ity of Mr. Smith’ least sus- |. ley and trian the oftier eal box inh our managin, into the ite since with the identi- Fr posession, and bestowing upon rk (who confidentially let us ceret of her life ence of consult After this revelation we be- came convinced of the true catise of her mental obliquity, namely, the old, old. story, disap- pointment in love in earlier vears, and. still more convinced than ever of the force and pertinence of the that ger than fiction however, never her residence dress is alws quality, like h pervious to iconoclasti niluence of ti How long + Matilda” (the name by which her episto- I se her, and the only one " now know her) will continue her periodical visits, we cannot exactly eal- jon from the days s before remarked, | amily, ¢ equested to | | defunet du “truth is stran- | THE JUDGE. OLD PLUMBOTTLE LIKES THE WINTER BECAUSE IE HAS A FAST HORSE AND GOES “DOWN THE culate, but, judging the future by the standard of the past, it seems probable that when we, the present office. incumbents, have been borne to that bourne bourne no » from » Will still be hi of © Matilda her box Reception of the Y. S. of P. G. BY OUH FASHION REKOIETE Yourm and beauty throt of the Y i Pe siety by their {Son of Perpet- thanked the ferred upon the the witty tr off stepped forward and pr with a gold-mour vote of thanks for his service ch, while it was acknowledge by the ent in a neat speech, did not, it was painful to behold, come up to h - tations which red to t radi p was th of the last breath drawn by inclosed in a nickel-y ypular Luly present, the done ti Miss Ione Muldogherty, feclingly and blushingly responded. he Neutral-tinted Pants” was recited in by Miss Octogenaro Kearny favored the company with the ope ection “Tutti Frutti while » Copper’s Last Clubbing” wi iven out by Mr. Tarquinius Dobb -inating blonde of Macy’s lace coun- Th Miss Tilly Knic | " hy the Chie! box, to the in such » received two When the Blue Points d** Who Shall [strike ic poem, The Stitf’s y man of the Morgue), Terwilliger y entertainment, cove tipward of one hundred guests sat down and enjoyed a bountiful col- lation. We present the bill of fi Mer the MENU. 1” uevres Ja Naturel. ans on the Half Shell. nd Si Ma Fricasseed Onions, Liver and Bacon, Gin Fi Pickled Pigs Feet, a la Jardiniere. Tomato Catsup. Rum Punch nce, ndwiches. Peanuts, a la T Doughnuts and Lemonade. Pickles. Whisky Straight. mons. Brandy Sonfite, Worcester Sauce. Speeches were made by the Hon. Cli ?rosser, the ident of the Associ: ates, L. U. (Liars Unlimited) Ne Dolman Stubenfuz, Esq., President of th United Chapters of the Order of F. and A. comicbooks.com