Judge — February 16, 1884 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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What a baby can do. \ nany ean wair out a-lollar pair of hid shoes in twenty-four hours father busy advertisi for a nurse sized Ie the ups both ein wspapers ofthe It can up to $5 a week and not feeli It can crowd to suffocation the of a railroad train for two father to be insulted by every second- ise keeper in the city who rildren It can ake an 1 bachelor in the udjoinin lan- uge, that if uttered on the street woth nd him to the peditentiary fo It can, in ten minutes, driv cally from his home the companionship of a locon off steam, —Philadelphia Call. man f him to si ntive blowing “Wity, how wonderfully life-like! Mr. Derrix, gently car which reposed amo > artificial Gowers net. Ifit arden flower i at Cesarrr!”” he suddenly shrieked, a wounded finger in his mouth and whirling dervish, - Drake's sa THIRD AVENUE 2A FULTON STREET, 0 If you have anything to sell worth the buy- ing, Let the PUBLIC KNOW IT, and no means are so effective for that purpose as the NEWSPAPER. All necessary information as to the best me- diums, their character, extent of circulation, and rates for ADVERTISING, FURNISHED FREE OF COST. EVANS, reantty Iastra price Lis THE POPE MANUFACTURING (0.. 8 Washington St., Boston, Mass, New York Riding School, 34th st, near &f av, It can keep its | THE JUDGE. Never prick a blister with a pin. the pin, — Philadelphia Call. “Tie American Burea been established in New Y politan Press must look Boston Transcript. It rusts of Fiction” has ork. ‘The Metro- to its laurels. — Tits being leay of course the wife hasa perfect right to don her husband’s boots when she wants to shovel snow out of the yard.— Philadelphia Chronicle- Herald. me of our manly mei me of them 4 Gazelt Brren is said to be ‘This amount one-fourth of Mr. Bergh still hesitates, rier- Journal, worth a blanke $2,000,000, for nearly Louisville Cou- Tue popular ides chained to the loki from carrying it away is fal chained to prevent it from walking away. It is an old nature require ing that to make se siderable time and a lirge Not so with am: He of himself with one quill in a short time.—Carl Pretzel’s: Weekly. We think Vermont b afall was th we put it, rym if, Shakespeare >would never have ny country me ii “What a winter was ther “— Burlington Free Press. had lived in en, “* What would my Make of musical instruments, cheerfully thank good- the bass fiddle is finished at last After Ach Himnx aven’t- gone and left the glue pot ins me Sentinel. Another ut the di hier of the W bank. But he only pretended to be cry of vd al f Tilton Abbott, c Hartford A pan can demoralize the performance if it sets itself up in opposi- tion to the artists; but Mme. Gerster’s time was it known that a baby in w York was powerful enough to break up opera in Baltimore.—Foston Post. eyy andchisel will have lasting renown as an artist. u see, by judicio ement, he has made quite & reputatio This works have been lost ina fire he'll have the reputation without the works to interfere with it.”—Soston Post. old bachelor — “And get married, sd twelve) — “Oh, you look gh you needed some- body to take ca + and—Oh, goodness, you didn’t think [said thi you on, did you?”—Ez. . A servant girl in New Haven stole mistress’s fal eeth. The woman told a poli n that ‘sheesh cosh shwenshy shol- sh she shwash wosh shusha wresh teesh fawshe sheeth—” ** Wait till in interpreter,” interrupted the police- thinking the woman wasa newly arrived ; but she wasan American, and n her teeth were in she could talk the head off him—Norristown Herald. 1 opera he Usp: why do ¥ Miss M 'OSSESSING her i my fal fo York, but | -aGAN, Nap NAG NAPs ; ¥Y* COLUMBIAN « Co, BREWERY and MALT HOUSE 450 W. 26th Street, BETWEEN MNTIO a TENTH AVES, JAMES FLANAGAN, 7 JOSEPH 0. NAY, FLANAGAN: REMINGTON STANDARD ‘T'YPE-WRITER. NEW YORK. INSTITUTE aoe ncer, ‘umworsy Ulcers css Buin Diseases, Peete tareraaunaainas Badri Posb aura Base comicbooks.com