Judge — February 2, 1884 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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Answers to Correspondents. “J.J. D., New York.—Reware of our “ devil whom we have just caught in t t of peep over our shoulder at your “first effort,” or itm be your last. He has wrecked dire veng on many an unfortunate would-be contributor for less B. We are certainly ed at the uncons rity which prompted you to use th nt initials, so strikingly in dicative of the 1 calibre betrayed by your first attempt mor. When you let us hear from you once more. But w your attempted prog brough the intern letters le Slot OKLYN.—Dear boy, the sooner you your unfortunate eae the learned Latinists style the iteh or di writing, the better will it be for your own pence of mind and the welfare of society. When you have some practical know lode of syntax and orthography, nid some conception o tility of writing on one side of the paper 01 Jeper will be pleased to afford you a chance to become better acquainted with his expect “Seventu Wa wr a) with Tue Jepor in general, but evidently not satisfied with its pictorial ilhust sof our public men, on the ground that “the resemblance to the orig in nine ut of ten is not c or strikin e volish fellow! Some of our public me cidully ugly and others such noble = incarnations of ly beauty, that it would never “TITE EDITOR SATIN HIS SANCTUM: HIS do to portray them as they are, Hence our artists are instructed trike th “happy n on all Letter from Cornelius Counterjumper, Well, ’Arriet, we set hout, hand Ti— except in the cases. of r, Tilden New York, to Harriet Heartsmasher, | Studied French, did Ili? Not’ much—not | and Kelly The Strand, London. by just. a very few. Hi lay for three davs | marked am hand groaning hin} The honly French thing Hi seemed to take to wae I rench brandy, hand the honly reneh man would sar, “we would know ‘era If biled Io ; | word Hi learne which my | ; ern te kik Ge of | Steward came to me hon the third | supare page golden ‘air, which Hi ht for vou : | Ayste Hantest.—Your photo is indeed Wants hea Conduit areot tee vere Lon, | be persuaded ni assend hon deck hand |, ' = ni . » The ver Me | try the fresh hai: By this time my misery taking,” but taken in couneetion with your pen TE love so well. 11 Tittle thought then has | +4 made me hutterly neglectful of my per- | Manship (whieh some wise people tell a ong on ie aur ef me ane to despateh me hi 4 nal happearance. ‘i dr without cor- | evidence of character) we ure led to think that the 7 ie atablighine ‘Mt hof my beantiful silk ‘ats which ‘ad been | the f th If we were fool vit W the Tate hestablishinent “ad been hem: | banged from one hend of the eabin to the | soft or softly fool ployed for tires weeks previous, besides @ | hother, till it was more like an Hirishman’s | quest d pn of your * photo yextra midline d machin- | caubeen than anything hel Jepor, we would immediately: be in many: Hot. hour nia, MCR | ‘They Ingged me somehow hup the stairs, | like requests from rival beauties from Harlem poh on cone Carne Tac, eheg | hand Eshivered hon deck for half . | Battery Park, We cannot, therefd istently Made fee Asta Vlunted hin the hin, | Hes “Artiet, hi will spare vour tender “art |do it, Annie, tut recommend that you try our eet tof ‘arts. Well, my | the tale of my sufferin I ble to my | frisky conten ry, Puck, Uf Park should prove Art iet Mi not how 4 ‘© thoment to gasuors dt ions, Hi talke neh, that , ungallant as Tie Jepoer, then let us st the inks few Itos hincrod pencil cat emblem | (th iy on at a specific, because we have some faint that yeu of my bleeding “art, then Iliwas ’arried on | ¢°:S0e,™¥2 in and fling | are not one of those modest flowers that are“ born | inyself into my bert *k halleviation . board with a We grammar hand dic- | ¢f my sufferings im me hie te honda hand a book of familiar phrases, | 110, shipboard is a ’orrid p he society hand strict horders to study the lang Taba bat ‘alig ca tale while hat sea hand speak it hexclusively | {ihe is wood, bat pl Heals He Y lins valltied the style hof jiquor is first’class, but who can henjoy ‘ * Ili never appier in my life, ’Arriet, th: »secured meacabin which | whea Hi found myself on in with solid Ili was to with another Frenchman, | carth under my feet. Yesterday morning, | it ¥4 Oliver Goll-mith— wrote long before we were so as to hinsure me ha pure Parisian haccent, | when Hi lande hand ‘ad my 14 | born: “The loud laugh bespeaks th nid. hand has the weather was likely to be severe, large packages ‘anded over by the custom | But “*Goldey”—as the ponderous Dr he pre hat parting, with a frieze se hofficers in a perfect storm of storm | W#s wont to paternally style the author of “The coat and wester, both more suitable | hand rain, which one hof them said * I[i | Deserted Village.” &e.—was himself the best per- for a burly plough boy than a gentleman on | was dropping my h's all hover the place to sonified contradiction of thenecepted “truism.” for ‘is travel Now I’m not tall (thongh trip them up,” to which all Hi said Ls as T[i he was an immoderate Ia a guffaw "ist in consider 5 foot 2 and 1-4 a very te was ‘appy to ‘ave the soil of the great conti- _ fact Vat th . inguis! it), but my figure is symmetry itself, | nent hattached to my hunderstanding, but | literatenr, at : pod broads hand Hi “ad no notion hof making a guy fi soon stopped h’em by the remark up the features for an instant is about the hof myself, so Hi simply took my - pure an hass hand-ha hidiot, hand now ter; and hence when ‘Tire fitting broadcloth ti iy" coat hand two silk | Ili think Hive picked th 2 Mail is-) Tenor: is not i humor, he “smiles” pro. ‘ats hand the smoking cap hembroidered in in More next time. T hown | dig Shall be happy to crimson hand gold, by ’er who shall be name- | "Arriet, from her hadori ¥ Iv, ; a whose facial individualities are so and so deeply impressed on the public My ‘Anr’s Hiponizen * mind that it is useless to endeavor to bring them has hif years hand notday had helapsed since the Hi last within the above rule of averages, for, as an Trish: eminent statesmen are semper Ax OLD New Youxen."—Thanks, old friend, F the culogistic sentiments e+ Jeper certa “real jolly fellow, nity of and la a Some author: comicbooks.com