Judge — February 2, 1884 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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ginral com. | mittey, an’ from that he got to Albany as an assimbly W’ there he made ‘the | money which brought out his nominashun | and ‘ieeshun as sinnathor, an’ no won that iver knew thin shin the wos barefutted at | home, wud take him to be the same pe fave toe theres a moishts change fer tie betther in. his appairance; but I'm thinkin’ there’s a grate change for the wurse in his moreals and his conshince, that is, if he ha sich a thing now, which is moighty uncer- tain, bethune ourselves. Whin these politishuns grow ould and gray i P in this country, be me sowl, they're little good for anything except seluming an’ atin’ an? dhrinkin’ and sleepin’ in this wurruld, fur they becum like dried mummies afther their crooked ways and thricke: an’ devil a much good they'll pruve in th’ nixt fife ayther whin they ze there, unless th’ ould: boy himself, Lord be thane us an’ all harm, mebbe able to mak sum use of ‘em down below at his head quarthers, where "most ivery single man of in th? long run, whin their tan ind on this Dlissed airth, laving Jack Flaharty 1 divil a good or wholesome place he in this minnit, [ know; there's Mike D laney, too, who's been here only a few she years afore meself from the * ould ¢ till he becum a mimber of th’ An’ is, and ne, hun for ec Hidipindint Party—that is, in othe th’ fellows who wor thrown out Malls an? Riv fur sum = misd anothur, and thin for rivi thimsilves, and stiled thimselves ** Indipi dint.” Bat dence a much indipindince there is about thim, as furas [can for | most of ‘em are broken down p cks, dollar to yay for a dacent or a good square male of vittles half the time, not to mind lading th” people in politics. ‘The party had a grate meetin’ at Cooper Instithute th’ other even- | ing, at which there was a big crowd of peo- ple like meeself, who had nothin’ todo. | They hurrooed for Jimmy O'Brine for | Registher, an’ sum other ‘‘indipindint ” fellows for sumthing el An’ beth the spache makin’ an? hurrooing an’ other things, you cud hardly hear” annything. But in th’ middle of the habbub sum wen cum forward to th’ frant of th? platform an’ hans, cutting up the rings eon wos maynur or up fur un S Jimmy O'Brine grate fightin’ political hayrow intirely, who wud reskew th’ people from tyranny, an’ a grate dale more of th’ same kind of stuff to catch the poor deludhed peo le. Afther that th’ meetin’ scatthe 1 an’ not asingle ul If an’ won or two others meb' knew the furst thing about what happened, but they all) wint away, i won thinkin’ he did sumthin’ for the counthry. Well, nixt ‘Thuseday will be : an’, more betoken, manny a sore-hedded | and disappinted politishun will rise up | frum his varthuous cooch Winsday morning | an’ wish he wor ded and berrid, fur wan | tinth of ‘em who're going fur offis can’t get | ‘lected, an’ more nor nine tinths will be left behind wid heavy harts an’ light pockets, | an’ no conshinses at all at all. An faith, Shamus, tho’ short I’ve bin here, devil resave the wurd of lie, whin I tell you Tcum very near bein’ med a candidate fur aldherman meself this ‘lection, hh’ boys at th’ corner licker store, which is kept be our ‘lection day, | | meet | didn’t last | ‘leetion, an’ tis thin thi THE JUDGE ould) frind a chum, ‘Tom Delahanty, formed what they call a campane club, an they wanted, by ‘heok or crook, to nomi- nate me against Tanimany Hall, but [ tould fom T wasn’t a citizen an’ couldn't howld ofl: Th sed that med no differ, as ’twould be an aisy to get me my full citizen papers afore ‘lec shun, Well, betune hoppin’ an’ trottin? and debatin’ th’ que tshun for several successive mights, till long tomidnight, at th’ head-quarthers or . sof the club, at ‘Tom's licker Iberry n? takin? a ew minnits or soto enliven two weeks” faix, that wos s well ered that Thad no more funds, they turned. round in an in stantand nominated long Jim MeCarthy in me stead. and whil Jim's money lasted he was tonld that he wad be the nixt aldler- no mistake. But Jim's money very long, and whin that cum to the elub nominated sum other fool La few dollars pind—and that is poli >in tl ntry. But nixt ¥ we'll have the ite Prisidenshal will be lively, for the demmyerats and rippnblicans will tight like th’ Kilkenny eats, an’ money will flow like wather, an’ deuce a much will be left of th’ baiten faeshun until th’ nixt 1 isidinshal | tion will wake ‘em up to life an’ activity gin, Rimimber me to all th’ ould naybors rite soon with all th? news fro spot. Your loving brother-in-law, DINNIS MULLIGAS. stoi gorlogue every un ominashum: » for whin an ind, un th’ ould The Firm Mother. Cor here tom said the firm moth to her Didn't T tell you that Vd whip you if yon went down town?” “Yesstim,” standi Hone foot, “What n von ¢ 26% Ww standing on the “Yes showing by his he didn't. “T've a great mind you go outside the whip you.” About ten minut boy playing in the son, ud sther foot, nner that tow yard ryon out, i towlay a es the street, him. mes reluctantly, Didn't 1 tell vou itside the yare Yessum. “Why 1a whip yon if you wen! 1 von do it.” » raseal, I've you out, Ifyou go lay Fi whip you, Do you hear Yessum.” After a while she sees him playing in the ne ermind. Tl tell your pa whe Irkansare Traveler, he I see by the took cold from ston skates for BLinkins: ** Dakota youth the ice to nd became de Tam not surprised ladies’ skates myself, you do not think that Rinkins: ** Oh, no caught that way. see, st pretty girl's skates takes an Philadelphia Call. papers that hneelin young lad nkins: ton ‘Then dtional fre appin awful n exe ds a nently upat long He Became a Partner. So you want a partners! said am ant toa duced to him. ** Yes, sir, t + What quali “Well, 1 went five years aye, v nd failed three eve pinmy house gentleman just intro- a's what I’m looki: ications have you into busines: th not cont of expit months ago for $300, ood HH commendation? * Rather.” “Well, E don't see it.” Of course, T might have done better if 1 had been a little more experienced, but, you see, it was this way: Thad nothing to start with, and when 1 settled, 1 payed twenty cents on the dollar, lebts, clerk hire, rent, ete.. for my five years Iabor ought to have been § man can’t always sured, sir, 1 will Ahem, ahem,” hesitated the merchant, pme around to-morrow, and we will talk the matter over at our leisure."—Merchant Traveler. avens!” do you call that a re- 1 enterprise. 100, | know; it it the first never be caught that way Business and the Weather. his is miserabl 1, leaning again think it’s quaintance. “Th for growl antifal,” Fieat sun] air is drva very well,” said the “but you know Tam a coal de Why, no longer months. 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