Judge — January 23, 1884 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. Switched Off Suddenly. How He Got In. “What m AN animated discus as going on in| ‘Tueother night at the opera house anold | «Nor, ens I didn’t,” Taxed yer of the smoker regard : prove- | negro went to the door, fecling his way a ole bln’ man go inter de show an! yer- ments in railroad running-gear, and. the | with a cane, is de one whu t advantages of modern accoutrements |“ Whar's de show man?” he asked, “Well, yor over ancient rolling sto “More Ld replied the manager of a)‘ Who, ine “TE tell you, gentlemen, that it’s wonder- | Humpty: Dumpty trony es, you ful, perfectly wonderful!” excitedly ex- “Would ver let a po? ole blin? man go | “4 I ain't bline? claimed a bald-headed little man, who had | inter de hous ought be glad dat T ken see. monopolized the conversation, Why, It won't de yon any good to goin, old | enter want nobody ter be blin« “lemme wooden rails in 1672. and iron and there is | stay an’ I'll shet my e rin’ de resto” de ones were introduced until 1738, When i t ? Won't do itt” Iw I was a boy—" le ver use You + fust man J eber nine go. in anywa : seed what wanted folkes ter be bline. Oh, t Scott!” interrupted a listener : a‘tainment in so lon : hintin’ s “the man isa centenarian,” se enjoyin’ my- What were the tickets made of then? * Ml right, old man funny’ folkes in the man behind him. boy was called to show the old fellow to : Traveler, Were the conductors bow- sat. During the performance the ked another, looked up into the gallery and saw Did they have passes in those da nesro hu “fit to kil q Lhimself, inquired an edites upand ap} ing the old fellow the angry . who: had “What kind of train-boys did they have?” | showman said vin front of him. ht you were blind.” everal times experie joy of receiving such a_testimonia esteem in which he is held by his fel- ; wzzled air, | | «Uhis throat_and replied: rus of dizzy questions paralyzed “Tsay E thought you were blind.” A complimentary vote is like kissing 4 old. statistician, ip like a) + Who, me? s the shadow My, Yes, ye ras Siflings SUMBER George € S500. 4 NUMBER: de», 90,000 OTHER USEFUL AND VALUABLE PRESENTS. ranging In value trom tic to $1 each. ONE AUNDRED, THOUSAND PRESENTS, |v. LO AND FIRESIDE for « *y C : ay any 1 70.976, Tonert Sli timit te eas a Silver Dinner Seriptions enriy, aa many of the as a silver Di THE FARM, FIELD "AND FIRESIDE Locator tata Ewenty-etgnt ta and Anricultural Departments Frere ee eer aes patcal 0} famty, c: aed Just m ie Sony t Scmemacs thes erect ven to thom absolutely Free. Cut this out and show ts friends, acquainte ‘This 18 a Great opportunity ‘and you should take advantage of this ex comicbooks.com